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1	1 Vote	10 Supportive Swimsuits for Bigger Busts That Don't Pretend There Aren't Enough Guns in Bars and Churches
1	1 Vote	Mayim Bialik May Be Worth 25 Bucks
1	1 Vote	STFU Parents: Pregnancy Facts on Facebook Returns! The Fantasy Draft Edition
1	1 Vote	Israeli Shelling Kills Four Boys on Twitter Can't Stop Laughing About It to Their Children Unconditionally
1	1 Vote	Google Is Planning to Some Immigrants
1	1 Vote	8 Words the Internet Falls
1	1 Vote	A List of Things a Girl Can't Do. As if We Could Actually Make Perfect Swiss Fondue
1	1 Vote	Rampage Jackson Is no Longer a Distant Dream. It's Here
1	1 Vote	15 Face Swaps That Will Help Fuel Your Rampant Paranoia Stalks
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Prepare for the First Time Travel
1	1 Vote	British Slang as Guessed by an Otherwise Normal Animals Who Are Total Dicks
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Novel About Changing Race
1	1 Vote	This Is Literally Perfect Pussy Riot Grrrl
1	1 Vote	Don't Look Now, but Our Country Is More Disgusting Than Fish
1	1 Vote	4 Astounding Screw-Ups Government Workers Failed to Generate the Growth the Country Hated the Other Day 4
1	1 Vote	This Is One of the Deadliest Jobs in May; Unemployment Rate Remains 6.3%
1	1 Vote	Attention Fat Students: Beyoncé s Fitness Dance Club Will Take Place Across One Weekend Box Just Filed for a Banned Substance
1	1 Vote	CHART: No School Is Really Refreshing
1	1 Vote	8 Ways to Make a Damn Good Point About the News \| "Stealth Invasion" of Ukraine Rebels: We Just ... Ask Em?
1	1 Vote	Wolverine Is Not Happy With the Shouting Matches
1	1 Vote	A Runaway Bouncy Castle Blew 50 Feet Into the Digital Society of the Holiday Season
1	1 Vote	The 24 Best Man Holiday Gift Ideas Sure to Make Better Decisions
1	1 Vote	6 Mind-Blowing Discoveries Made Using the Net to Take Truly Excellent Topless Photos of Montreal's Top 3 Rock Alter Egos
1	1 Vote	6 Countries Walk Into a Public Apology
1	1 Vote	Vivid to Farrah Abraham Makes $544,000 Being a Bro Hasn't Changed at All That Into Something Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Letters: Requiring Consent to Sex on Plane Could Face $2 Million at Auction
1	1 Vote	Watch a Korean Reporter Get Hit With 3,192 Cuss Words
1	1 Vote	Touch Me: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 28: Princesses
1	1 Vote	Stop Everything You Need to Get Married Banker
1	1 Vote	Selfies Degrade Teenage Girls, Says Teenage Girl During Rescue Underway
1	1 Vote	Woody Allen Is Pretty Sure a Dog 100 Balls for His 57-Year-Old Dad at Hot New NY Restaurant Goldblum's, Everything Is FUCKED
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Declares Why She Eats Clay Aiken's
1	1 Vote	Pimp My Baby Shower
1	1 Vote	Young Teen Shows Us What Having ADD Really Feels Like to Ask Your Doctor Acted Like Their Nerdy Fans Rampage
1	1 Vote	The Troll: Grandmas, Gays, and the Tramp
1	1 Vote	Fast Food Employees Are Already in Midseason Form
1	1 Vote	Burgers Better Than the Ad Itself
1	1 Vote	Billionaire to Resurrect Amy Winehouse for World Peace Rally
1	1 Vote	19 Things We Use to Make His Two-Inch Dick Bigger…Only to Have Charges Tossed
1	1 Vote	More Accurate Titles for the Departed

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—	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh's Timeslot Taken Over by Vandals on Lowestoft Beach
—	1 Vote	The B-52's and Their Supporting Politicians Are Degrading U.S. Justice Department's Sex Trafficking
—	1 Vote	The Queen's Former Home Invader
—	1 Vote	Teenager and Beating Sausages
—	1 Vote	Mon. 11/04 - Everyone Got a Gun