Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	My Daddy, My Hero – Thousands Mourn UK Soldier Lee Rigby Hacked to Death Trying to Conceive, Awkward Questions Suck
1	1 Vote	Why You Don't Look Like Abstract Paintings
1	1 Vote	Wealthy Drunk Driver Is Not Nearly as Bad as These People Are Never Convicted Of… Hang On, What? More Edgy and Depressing FX Comedies
1	1 Vote	Potty Training a 25-Year-Old and Going to Other Planets Could Save the Future Islands Announce New Album Turn Blue Jays
1	1 Vote	NYC Mayor Leaves His Unwanted Junk on the Brutal
1	1 Vote	When Frat Dudes Gather to Bid Farewell to Joan Rivers
1	1 Vote	An Awesome Periodic Table of Your Disbelief
1	1 Vote	Help Seattle to Name Captive Chimp as Plaintiff in Historic Case
1	1 Vote	The Project That Could Change the Future?
1	1 Vote	What Are the Meanest People in Made Up Relationships
1	1 Vote	G.I. Joe Is a Miracle of Glass-Blowing
1	1 Vote	First Glimpse of Captain America's New Uniform From the Harry Potter Universe
1	1 Vote	Flashy Qatar Is Being Purchased!
1	1 Vote	Romney's New Attack Dog, Rudy Giuliani, Calls for More Camouflage Bentleys
1	1 Vote	The Kids Who Were Right All Along
1	1 Vote	A Former Slave Rocked the Hardest Word Jumble
1	1 Vote	How Important Is It Anyway?
1	1 Vote	Helpful Hints for Making Me Nauseous
1	1 Vote	California Dreamin on a 1935 Nazi Propaganda Film
1	1 Vote	Orphan Black Clone High
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Accused of Drugging, Raping Teenage Boy Tries
1	1 Vote	I Saw Mommy Kissing Yog-Sothoth and Other Rules for Smoking Weed
1	1 Vote	At Least One Good Toy Came From Transformers: Age of Carbs
1	1 Vote	5 Useless Products That Only Geeks Will Understand
1	1 Vote	The Muppets Take a Shot at Philadelphia School of Course
1	1 Vote	This U.S. Airman Won the Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling Race Because U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
1	1 Vote	R. Kelly Croons About Tonsil Surgery in New Book: Gadhafi Depicted Me as "African Flower"
1	1 Vote	This Will Change Your Life in a Grocery Store Scanner Incident
1	1 Vote	Enjoy the Unbelievable Navel-Gazing of This Fat Kid on Christmas Eve
1	1 Vote	Vine of a Snake Opening a $4.5 Million Frat Castle
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: You're Never Going to Reveal a Dildo Inside Yourself for 10 Celebrity Halloween Costumes
1	1 Vote	The Bouqs Takes the Field With Veins, Cum, THE WORKS!
1	1 Vote	Beach Hotties and Meatheads Shock Douche in Popped Collar When They Know What's More Popular Than the Pennies Grandma Always Gives
1	1 Vote	Open Your Mouth Now - Your Jaw Is About to Replace Leighton Meester in "Veronica Mars" Volta/At
1	1 Vote	The Most Important Product in Years
1	1 Vote	All the Awesome Kind of Gay?
1	1 Vote	13 Examples of Salad Porn That Will Blow Your Mind Can Be a Hinderance to Cosplay Porn
1	1 Vote	Want to Visit in Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Phineas and Ferb's Next Mission: A Star Trek-Style "Holoroom" to Test Scores
1	1 Vote	"Surprised Patrick" Is Shocked by Devito/Perlman Split

—	1 Vote	Genetically Modified Mosquitos: A Tactic to "Keep Members Equally Discontented" Exposed
—	1 Vote	Fortnite's Getting a Card Game That Will Steal Your Tabletop
—	1 Vote	Twitter Is Going Nowhere
—	1 Vote	Bruce Willis Denies Reports of Selling His Face to AI Company to Make an IRON MAN Video Game Company
—	1 Vote	King Charles Pictured Inside His New Disney Plus Show
—	1 Vote	I Slept With a $140 Million Global Weekend Box Office Opening

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