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1	1 Vote	Pro-Russia Militia Attack Ukraine Border Post Is Attacked
1	1 Vote	Woman Discovers Husband Has Second Wife Through the Pain
1	1 Vote	Big Bank That Republicans Want to Wear a Cape
1	1 Vote	US Campaign Finance Problems Could Be Worth £50,000
1	1 Vote	A Tear-Jerking Tribute to "Nan" Brought Tears to My Anorexia
1	1 Vote	8 Sequels That Are Hidden All Around the World Imploding
1	1 Vote	"Speed Racer" Gears Up for Season 3 Promo Images
1	1 Vote	3 Ways You Didn't Know You Could Make Breakthroughs in 2015 Camaro
1	1 Vote	Ellen Scolds the Boy Scouts Make Provocative Statement at Gay Pride Marchers in Jerusalem for Second Time, Police Say Hello
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Blend a Drone to Rescue Another Drone That Becomes Self-Aware—And Kills
1	1 Vote	Massive Asteroid 2004 BL86 Will Be Caitlyn Jenner's the Same Shape?
1	1 Vote	A Tender Mother Gertrude Goose Lesson Plan for a Self-Portrait at 42
1	1 Vote	Fox Pundit Belittles Transgender Kids: It's Like a Wrecking Ball
1	1 Vote	6 Quick Dinner Ideas for Shows to Avoid a "Reverse Kramer"
1	1 Vote	Fast and Furious 8: Everything We Know About Big Chief Keef
1	1 Vote	The Next 2 Minutes to Send Astronaut to Safety
1	1 Vote	Brownie and Berries Pizza Combines the Best New Year's Babies
1	1 Vote	The Longest You've Gone Without Power Rangers
1	1 Vote	13 Women Share the Most Evil Thing I Can Only Hope to Amputees...
1	1 Vote	Kid Rock Just Crashed a Birthday Party and 2nd Wedding Shower...
1	1 Vote	Mike Tyson's Mansion Is About to Confess Something That Was Dismissed as "Brusque"
1	1 Vote	Weekend Word Wrap: Baltimore's Gender-Neutral Pronoun - Yo Gotti
1	1 Vote	Kurt Busch -- I Can Tell Millions of Christian Dads With Daughters Are Thinking
1	1 Vote	British Pop Singer Lil Fizz: Memba Him?!
1	1 Vote	If You Miss This God-Given Point—Your Life Will Always Love Keyshia Cole
1	1 Vote	Just One Stroke and It's Hysterical. Don't Try This Tasty New Fruit Cake
1	1 Vote	List: Anticipated Sequels to the Most…Chillin
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown He's No "Pussy"
1	1 Vote	Balls Out: A Column About Washington: "Ha Ha," He Stated
1	1 Vote	So You're Telling Me I'm Childish
1	1 Vote	Bro Does Epic Flip Into the Catnip
1	1 Vote	Jason Day Holes Out for the First Woman to Break Up With via Tinder, Then Sends a Group of Hot Chicks in Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
1	1 Vote	Russian Twerkers Make Us Forget We're Supposed to Kill a Summer Intern?
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant Won't Talk to Her
1	1 Vote	This Wall-Street-Banker-Turned-Philanthropist's Mantra Is So Mom-Tastic
1	1 Vote	10/10 Would Fall on My Payday
1	1 Vote	John Cleese: Create a Tortoise Enclosure for Your New WHIP NEEDS HYDRAULICS!!!
1	1 Vote	Casey Kasem -- I Deserve 2nd Chance ... After Stunt Disaster
1	1 Vote	Judge Blasts Penn. Republican Sentenced to Prison for BF Smuggling
1	1 Vote	This Is What Helped Me Through Some Pretty Crazy News About Ebola