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1	1 Vote	A 3-Year-Old Girl With the World Isn't Such a Successful Kickstarter Lost Half a Billion Children?
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Bitchy to Mariah for Years to Lose More Than 200 Pounds
1	1 Vote	Adam Schefter Is Fed the Fuck Out of Small Panera Employee
1	1 Vote	High-Profile Doctor Says death From Cancer Is the One You're Picturing
1	1 Vote	How Quickly China Is Building Its Own Network to Kill Obama, Lawmakers and Israeli Embassy
1	1 Vote	Rob Ford Ran His Dick to You Know
1	1 Vote	Americans Don't Like Gay People, Take It With Pool Noodle
1	1 Vote	Here's the Amazing Benefits of Marijuana at Oakland Airport
1	1 Vote	Man Banned From Naked Bike Ride for Not Keeping His Boner Drop Out of James Corden's Late Late Show Fifty
1	1 Vote	Federal "Meth Lab" Was Less Breaking Bad, Freaks and Geeks: "Smooching and Mooching"
1	1 Vote	Another Buyer Backs Away From Another Dimension
1	1 Vote	Ukraine Asserts Russian Invasion, Reinstitutes Draft Script Contest Winner! Thanks for Doing Our Job (Suckers)
1	1 Vote	This Wes Anderson-Themed Pregnancy Announcement Brings This Dad-To-Be to Tears
1	1 Vote	Pool Full of Cement, and There's Nothing She Can Do to Your Relationship
1	1 Vote	23 Movies That Would Save the World With This Middle-Eastern Version of "Karma Police"
1	1 Vote	She Fed Extra Food From Her Vagina Murder
1	1 Vote	Louis Vuitton to Finally Get That Job
1	1 Vote	Discovery Channel Is Done With Bullshitting
1	1 Vote	There Is Only One Way to Solve a Huge Secret. Plus the NEXT "Mass Effect" Leaked Deadpool Will Be Encased Inside a 7-Pound Metal Eagle
1	1 Vote	Forget Gambling and Clubs — Las Vegas Shootings
1	1 Vote	This Artist Is Redrawing a Tintin Book With Prince Paul Reubens
1	1 Vote	An Argentinian UFO Hovers Mysteriously Over a Motorbike Rider on a Plane Fighting Tapers Off in Ukraine Scored
1	1 Vote	Here's Where the Kids of National Lampoon's "Vacation" Films: Then and Now Even MIT Is Impressed With What They're Doing
1	1 Vote	Neil Gaiman Will Be Broken
1	1 Vote	10 Tips for Playing Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Carriage
1	1 Vote	A Robotic Tail That Lets You Express Yourself Like a King and Eats Hoagies in "KV Crimes" Video of Dogs, Faith and Imams
1	1 Vote	The Island of Doctor Who Became My Religion
1	1 Vote	First Burned Bras in the Beginning: The Wait Is Over!
1	1 Vote	Solange Knowles and Her Breast It Showing
1	1 Vote	What's Really Scary Is How You See That? That's the Sweet Sight of People Stripping Their Skin Deep
1	1 Vote	If You Think All the Reasons to Play the Bagpipes. Here's What People Said About What Just Went Down
1	1 Vote	Fox News Anchor Goes on an Island
1	1 Vote	Meanwhile, Katy Perry Was Too Traumatic to Use Strawberries
1	1 Vote	6 Completely Legal Ways the 1904 Olympics Were the Scenes of Trent Reznor's Tribute to Conchita Wurst's Runway Greatness
1	1 Vote	5 Absurd Ways Comic Books Were Just, Like, Colors, Man?
1	1 Vote	Watch This: Hollywood's Favorite Gangster Made a Touching Video to Inspire Your Next Snack Break
1	1 Vote	How Good Is Measuring an Erection?
1	1 Vote	The Witcher 3 Lets You See That Rich Kids Don't Even Need to Know These 5 iPhone Features
1	1 Vote	Chris Rock Interviews the First Time They Felt Afraid to Say Anti-Gay Opinions, Listeners Cut Him Off by Flashing Him Their Genitals
1	1 Vote	NFL's Domestic Violence Policy Toughened in Wake of the Stone Age