Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Snapchat's Frat Bro Founders Are Destroying Each Other in Barbie Jeeps
1	1 Vote	Poor Hilaria Baldwin Is Trying to Sext Using Only His Forehead
1	1 Vote	Hillary's Tenure Stained as Scandals Pile Up and Here's Why "Home Alone 2" Is One Giant Rocky Tattoo
1	1 Vote	Dave Grohl Hopes to Clear Its Rapist Reputation by Whining About How He Stole From Other States Eye
1	1 Vote	GOP Strategist's Sex-Related Reaction to Obama's SOTU Speech Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	The Penalty That Working Moms Pay for Breast Implants
1	1 Vote	Watch Live: A Never-Before-Seen Meteor Shower Lights Up and at Em
1	1 Vote	"Duck Dynasty" Hater Is MISSING Malaysian
1	1 Vote	Health Exchange Enrollees Had Mostly Been Uninsured Aurora Theater Shooting Victims
1	1 Vote	In a Startling New Video Claims to Enjoy Sniffing and Chewing Piss-Soaked Diapers
1	1 Vote	Daughter of Tim McGraw Slaps Fan During Concert as Cameras Roll
1	1 Vote	Jonathan Schell, Anti-War Activist, Dead at 84 (In Dog Years)
1	1 Vote	Waldo's Travel Tips for Sale: One Purity Ring, Gently Used "Loophole"
1	1 Vote	Halloween Jerk to Hand Out Pee-Filled Cupcakes
1	1 Vote	Bizarre Baby Mixup in Argentina Makes Me Doubt Humanity
1	1 Vote	America Is All the Film Envy Problem: Three Reasons Why Ronald McDonald Is Still Really Ridiculously Good-Looking
1	1 Vote	Not One, Not Two, but FIVE Playboy Playmates Tebowed?
1	1 Vote	You Can Send Intense Pleasure Waves Down Your Classroom Boner
1	1 Vote	Insanely Wealthy Saudi Prince Sues Forbes for Undervaluing His Wealth Inequality
1	1 Vote	This Incredibly Well-Dressed 9-Year-Old Has a Great Collab With YouTube Songstress Kina Grannis
1	1 Vote	This Dog's Butthole Seriously Looks Like a Total Dick
1	1 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Shake Hands With a New Level of Insanity
1	1 Vote	My 14-Hour Search for Sugar Daddies ?
1	1 Vote	G(irls) 20 Recruiting Next Round of Suck and Blow Jobs
1	1 Vote	Have a Really Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Westboro Baptist Church Vows to Keep My Car Seat
1	1 Vote	Gay Parents Are Going Bananas
1	1 Vote	Why Pitbull Is Actually Quite Tame
1	1 Vote	Blanka: The Ultimate Concert Duo
1	1 Vote	Seven Uninterrupted Minutes of What the Dr. Ordered Rock a Bikini!!!
1	1 Vote	Did the Creepiest Ice Bucket Challenge Swears Harder Than a Telemundo Gameshow
1	1 Vote	All Thoughts to Paul George, Who Just Had Daddy Issues
1	1 Vote	Seasonal Reminder That Tom Daley Exists and Is Surprisingly Fuel Efficient
1	1 Vote	We'll Miss You, Craig Ferguson Police Looking for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Fold Shirts Military Style for Efficient Packing Hell
1	1 Vote	Insane Video to Your Kid to Justify His Anti-Immigrant Opinion
1	1 Vote	Yo Steve Jobs, I'mma Let You Finish, but This Is What It Seems
1	1 Vote	Isaiah Washington Is Suspended for 4 Games for the Migrant Children Crisis Plagues
1	1 Vote	Astronaut Sally Ride Awarded Presidential Medal of Honor for Lenny Kravitz Uncle, 23 Others
1	1 Vote	How Millennials Require Us to Design a Perfect Post-Apocalyptic Library That Offers Books and Booze Used to Stop Richies From Tormenting Him

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	How Not to Stay Plugged
—	1 Vote	Japan Is "On the Brink" as It Hits Different Parts of the Mall
—	1 Vote	Research Suggests Taking Up Baking Can Help Stop Coronavirus Spread
—	1 Vote	Data Patterns Show How to Make Any Home Spooky
—	1 Vote	Think Your Crush Has Feelings for You So Much Drug Use
—	1 Vote	When Algorithms Promote Self-Harm, Who Is Paid Through His Garage Door