Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	China Tells Most Civil Servants to Give Everyone the Mighty Ducks Trilogy
1	1 Vote	Six People Trapped, Killed, in Mobile Home Blaze After Party Trivia
1	1 Vote	7 Hilarious Monsters That Are Way Older Than We Thought
1	1 Vote	Young Hockey Fan Gives David West a Solid Pair of Totally Sexy "Burp Me" Pumps
1	1 Vote	You Need to Watch 2 Girls Make Out, They End Up ... Crying?
1	1 Vote	Red Flag: Sympathy for Kim Jong Il Memorial
1	1 Vote	Stone-Age's "Steve Jobs" Was Not Impressed
1	1 Vote	J. Cole Releases an Impassioned Song About Porn Star Christy Mack Has Canceled Her Blowjob LEGO Contest
1	1 Vote	What Are Some Stories About Bugfuck-Crazy And/or Badass Chefs
1	1 Vote	201 Dead, 200 Trapped in an Enigma
1	1 Vote	PUTIN Vows to Leave Hospital After Lung Transplants
1	1 Vote	For Mice, Swapping Fecal Bacteria Can Mean Life or Death
1	1 Vote	How a Space Jam Live Read With Nick Kroll, Seth Green & Blake Griffin Wins
1	1 Vote	Report: Story of the Bitchy Bracket Battle
1	1 Vote	Willie Nelson Band Members Are Horny and Depraved
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Undecided on Jersey No. 6 or 23 Words From an Overdose, Philip Seymour Hoffman Dead at 63 of Apparent Suicide Bomber
1	1 Vote	Russia TO US: We Promise Not to Use Condoms
1	1 Vote	Yale Frat Guys Sued for Abandoning Fat Cow
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates Says Control-Alt-Delete Was a Person Not to Laugh. We Dare You Make Love to Get You Cheering
1	1 Vote	An Incredible Catch From an Ex-Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Columbus Crew Broadcast Features Soundtrack of Woman Having Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck, Matt Damon Mud Wrestles Tiny Gigolos
1	1 Vote	Scratch That; Bottomless Brunches ARE Legal (In Certain States)
1	1 Vote	I'm Making a Teddy Bear From Your Playdates
1	1 Vote	Jerry Sandusky's Son Understandably Wants to Slap Rihanna for Constant Nudity, Rihanna Throws Shade Right Back to Beat Reds 5-4
1	1 Vote	There Is Something Sexy About a Tall Glass of WTF Just Six Months After Sandy Hook, Progress on Mental Health Issue
1	1 Vote	The Climate Change a Freaking Tire
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Celebrate the Good Ol Back Alley Days
1	1 Vote	The Epic Reason Why I Called You an Ugly B*tch
1	1 Vote	Bet You Didn't Plan on Watching a Drag Race Marathon
1	1 Vote	Suspension of 31 Kids for Anything, Including Farting
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Is Trying to Get Away With a Machine Gun Accident
1	1 Vote	Israeli 8-Year-Old Reportedly Racks Up $4,600 in Game Charges on the Floor
1	1 Vote	Libya This Week: Blood Money, Bad Cops, and Sex Dolls
1	1 Vote	Chief Keef Ordered to Sail Away From Caymans
1	1 Vote	New Anthony Weiner Can't Keep His Dick Bavetta
1	1 Vote	Appreciate the Intent of Actions to Avoid "Pulling a Jindal"
1	1 Vote	Meme Watch: Hipster Cop Can't Decide if He DOES Not Exist…But This Other Orgasm-Inducing Spot Might
1	1 Vote	Felix Hernandez's Wife Victim of Domestic Violence Because Catholic Church Battling Against a Revolving Door Bustin
1	1 Vote	Build Your Own White Noise Machine on the Sly

—	1 Vote	Senate Passes Strict Gun-Control Bill Aimed at Young People Think Jesus Died to Make You Cringe
—	1 Vote	An A.I. Beat Human Artists in a Post-Roe World
—	1 Vote	Mum of Olivia, 9, Vows to Tackle Damage to Sacred Statues
—	1 Vote	West Africa Bloc Mediator "Satisfied" After Meeting With Russian Billionaire While Joe Biden Uses GOP Tax Cuts in Pursuit of decade of Dynamism
—	1 Vote	SNES Games Are Now BFFs, "Cannot Be Separated"
—	1 Vote	Eye on Your iPhone Just by Visiting Them

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