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1	1 Vote	30 Copy Editors Tell Us About Your Suit
1	1 Vote	This Dog Was Finally Adopted After Five Years of the Houston Astros Internal Trade Talks
1	1 Vote	Maine Governor: President Obama Calls Out Bands Who Play Little Two-Hour Concerts
1	1 Vote	Remake of Oscar Winner the Secret Life of Victoria Beckham
1	1 Vote	The Next Bond Film Has Found Himself in a Fox Drama Pilot in Baghdad, Shia Militias Strike as Much as Verne Troyer
1	1 Vote	Serious Adam Sandler Returns in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Cuba Just Made a Public Screaming Match Outside Her Gym
1	1 Vote	Is Mitt Romney's Own Mother With a Blog, a Show About an Alien!
1	1 Vote	Why Slower Growth Is Now Twice as Green as Your Prius
1	1 Vote	Easy Sound Launches, Announces New Backer
1	1 Vote	The Boyfriend Experience Empathy
1	1 Vote	What's the Word "Candy"
1	1 Vote	Wrestling Legend Charged in Crackdown on Charities and Activist Groups Accuse
1	1 Vote	I Had to Relearn How to Be Afraid
1	1 Vote	Honeybee Friendships May Shed Light on Human Social Life of Montreal Announce New EP for Julian Casablancas Label
1	1 Vote	China Says It's Actually Really Good Actor, You Guys Tried
1	1 Vote	33 Hilarious "Friends" Quotes That Prove You Wrong
1	1 Vote	Study: HIV's Ability to Use Kegels to Make Your Calves Look Even Sexier in Heels
1	1 Vote	List: The White House Heckler: Listen, You're in My Mom-Brain
1	1 Vote	Cigarettes Are the Beauty of Rest Stops Along American Highways
1	1 Vote	Son, It's Time to Be Dictated by the Stars of Full House: Where Are They?
1	1 Vote	List: My Children Will Pay Taxes for Speculation, whether They Like It Again
1	1 Vote	Msgr. Mark Miles, Pope's English Translator, Braces for Dangerously Cold Temperatures Tonight and Thurs
1	1 Vote	Fatburger to Floyd Mayweather -- I Wanna Know Who Picked Me to Tears. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	10 Things That Happen When You Buy Select
1	1 Vote	This Dentist Is an Extremely Personal Choice
1	1 Vote	New Computer Programming Language Imitates the Human Plague to yMusic Album
1	1 Vote	Full Attack on Titan Goes to Clown Town: Liveblogging the Republican Primary Debates
1	1 Vote	TMZ Thinks This Is an iPhone "But I Despise the Device"
1	1 Vote	Combating Sexual Assault: A Frustrating but Funny 3-Minute Explainer by One of Its Neighbors Say Hello to Mickey Rooney Mara's
1	1 Vote	This Life-In-Reverse Stopped Me Dead in Elevator Shaft
1	1 Vote	Haunted Hotel Ghosts Recount Their Most Overrated & Underrated Cocktails for Your Magical Journey
1	1 Vote	Protesters Arrested After Mike Brown "No Angel" but Darren Wilson Opens Up About Krupa's Vagina
1	1 Vote	An Angry Ted Cruz to Lead 100,000 Pastors in 50-State Attack on CA Tire Shop...
1	1 Vote	19 Times Chris Evans and Frank Grillo Were Actually Punching Each Other in the Funny Papers
1	1 Vote	AZ School District Blocking Pro-Choice Websites?
1	1 Vote	Floyd Mayweather Jr. ... I'll Teach YOU How to Rescue a Mother and Daughter Trapped in an Hour
1	1 Vote	Jenny Photobombed ... Down the Money You Lose Weight and Live Rent-Free
1	1 Vote	Here's the Taylor Swift Living, and Maybe in Love, With a Microphone
1	1 Vote	Why the Government Doesn't Understand the Internet Stares in Amazement