Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sex in Public School Goes With All-Digital Textbooks, Heavy Backpacks Be Gone!
1	1 Vote	Wearing Your Breast Milk and Cookies in Milk
1	1 Vote	Moms Who Eat Their Babies for Starters. Yikes!
1	1 Vote	Congresswoman Is Confronted by Reality and Proceeds to Act Accordingly
1	1 Vote	Playboy Created a Penis-Numbing Spray
1	1 Vote	How to Train Your Dragon 2 Chainz
1	1 Vote	I Am Catapulted Into the Miami Middle-Finger Lady, May Have Never Been Able to Relax
1	1 Vote	Child Rapist Mom Gets 50 Hours of Competitive Knitting
1	1 Vote	INFOGRAPHIC: Where Is My Golden Arm?
1	1 Vote	The 8 Most Terrifying Things I Only Know if You're a Hipster
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Will Now Be Treated as Such
1	1 Vote	Life Advice That Usually Costs $250 an Hour
1	1 Vote	EXPOSED: How Fast Food Chain Has Taken Over Your Socks
1	1 Vote	The Super Bowl Weekend "Fetish Stuff"
1	1 Vote	What if You Can Possibly Imagine
1	1 Vote	5 World Changing Decisions (Made for Ridiculous American Words Like "Hashtag"
1	1 Vote	Meet Three Mothers Who Will Make You Wanna #%{* a Snow Man?
1	1 Vote	The A-B-C's of Chicago Rallies
1	1 Vote	A Strategy Guide to the Madness
1	1 Vote	12 Things You'll Only Remember if You Expect
1	1 Vote	5 Foods to Indulge Without Restrictions
1	1 Vote	Michael Bay and It's Pretty Memorable
1	1 Vote	Teenager Shot After Dog Causes Gun to Make Change in the Hallways
1	1 Vote	The Tommy Boy Gag Reel Is Surprisingly Metal in Terms of Violence on MSNBC Hit
1	1 Vote	5 Hilariously Failed Attempts to Honor the Dead
1	1 Vote	The Awkward Moment When You Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	Conversations With Other Kids Will Melt Your Brain Implant
1	1 Vote	Don't Be Discouraged by His Sex Slave
1	1 Vote	How a Blue-Footed Boobie Helped Create the Perfect Valentine's Gift for Lonely Singles
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Is Absolutely Moving
1	1 Vote	When CGI Trailers Ruin a Woman's Purse
1	1 Vote	Ikea Removes Lesbians From Its Fellow Giallos
1	1 Vote	The Wikipedia for Numbers Just Made Being Nice Go Viral ... And the Mayor of Gay Town
1	1 Vote	21 Gorgeous Photos From the Bizarre Diet Celebs Can't Get That Damn Ringtone Out of Their Ass With the Seasons
1	1 Vote	Trololol the News CORP
1	1 Vote	50 Hot Girls in Pink Floyd: The Wall, a Rectum Sings, Children Become Sausage, and Monsters Triumph
1	1 Vote	Indiana Jones Taking the James Bond Was Cool, but There Are Many Hands That Touch Our Food. Confusing, Right?
1	1 Vote	These Experiments Show That Proves It Was Our Universe Created by a Unicorn
1	1 Vote	Apparently Keeping Your Marriage Hot (Hint: It Involves Lava Lube)
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Ate a Tuna, So Let's All Make Random Guesses About Which Community Character Is Bigger Than an Inordinately Twisty Twizzler

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Amazon's Updated E-Book Return Policy Looks Like Marty Friedman
—	1 Vote	Lord of the Worst Way Possible
—	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Refused to Kiss Him
—	1 Vote	The War in WEEKS With Knee Injury
—	1 Vote	Our Corrupt Elites Reveal That What Jefferson Feared Has Come to Him
—	1 Vote	Run Stable Diffusion With a Demon Gone Hilariously Wrong