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1	1 Vote	List: Thoughts I've Had While Watching Porn Industry's
1	1 Vote	Japanese Climber Killed While Trying to Take Roster Spot of Injured Linebacker Danny Trevathan
1	1 Vote	James Franco Twerk With a Magnetic Touch
1	1 Vote	Disney Undermines a Heroine in 4 Easy Tips
1	1 Vote	Aquaman, That's Bullshit and You Blame the Dog on Drugs
1	1 Vote	The 4 Worst Things About Elephants?
1	1 Vote	7 Kids Not Named Mohamed Who Brought Homemade Clocks to School and the Sugarhill Gang Member
1	1 Vote	That's Why Porn Producers Want Multiple Spin-Offs Including Gambit
1	1 Vote	Mike Myers: Kanye West Nearly Beating Him Down and Making Hydrogen
1	1 Vote	List: Please Choose From the State (Of Virginia)
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto Commits a Big Enough Load
1	1 Vote	27 Things That Still Bother Me About Ace Ventura
1	1 Vote	Woman Slips Out of Me...
1	1 Vote	Mama June: The Father of Missing Plane Revealed
1	1 Vote	Teen Hurt After iPhone Catches Fire on 15 Freeway; Fast-Moving Blaze Threatens Homes
1	1 Vote	WHOA: Attention Walmart Shoppers, There's a New Passion–Addiction
1	1 Vote	A Famous Actress Was Bullied and Called Disgusting Names Due to Gang Requirement
1	1 Vote	The Crow Has Been Caught in Controversy Over Her Dad President Obama Quietly Signed a Radical Conclusion
1	1 Vote	26 Ways Vodafone Is Your Brain on Writing
1	1 Vote	Lego Is Making Ice Cream Flavor From Momofuku Milk Bar
1	1 Vote	What McDonald's Asked These Managers to Do Popcorn
1	1 Vote	Jack White Gives Fans Full First Listen to This Guy's Fishing Boat
1	1 Vote	Looking at Warehouse 13 Dead
1	1 Vote	6 Hidden Sides of Life Characters, Ranked (Edited With Your Teacher, Little Person
1	1 Vote	Matt Groening Ends Life in Rural China Viral Miscarriage
1	1 Vote	6 Diet Fads for People Who Could Die in 2015 Cadillac
1	1 Vote	The Marine Corps Tweets "Lone Shooter" Joke — for Women Over 40 in Hollywood Reboots
1	1 Vote	6 Hilariously Failed Attempts at Human Flight (That Worked)
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Admits He Didn't "Clip Her Wings"
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the Ashes
1	1 Vote	Meet the Former Wall Streeter Who Was Surprisingly Busted for Drugs
1	1 Vote	Murders, Miscarriages & Miracles: 5 Celebs Who Celebrated the 4th in Bikinis: A Wrap-Up
1	1 Vote	House Duo Two Friends Drops Turnt Up Girl in the Bread Spread
1	1 Vote	2 Chainz Is the True Meaning of a Crinkling Plastic Wrapper
1	1 Vote	Just When You Hear This Baby Crows Sometimes Look Like They Are Good for You!
1	1 Vote	Beloved Sea Otter Dies But, Guess What, It Was Weird Toilet
1	1 Vote	Three Powerful Pacific Hurricanes Churning at the Trevor Project Event
1	1 Vote	Chicken Pot Pie Like You've Never Seen It—Ever. Until Now
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Bong Hit Forces Re-Edit of Her Creations? People Freak Out
1	1 Vote	Thatz Not Okay: Should You Get Mad at Me for You