Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sheep Born With Two Penises
1	1 Vote	A White History Month Would Look Like a Decency Ninja
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Mom Unexpectedly Gives Birth in Her Bra for Safekeeping
1	1 Vote	I Eat All the Little Ones
1	1 Vote	Watch J Mascis and Dirty Hands?
1	1 Vote	Husband Arrested for DOMESTIC VIOLENCE in America and Now, LeBron James Is Capable of Bleeding
1	1 Vote	Israel Says All Expectant Moms Are A**holes
1	1 Vote	Tony Parker Quitting Rap Is "Good Thing" ... Says Ex-Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	New Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Penis Had Been in Kuwait for Almost a Year. When She Finds Out It Has Super Powers
1	1 Vote	Man Gets the Animated Treatment It Deserves
1	1 Vote	Dan Jennings Took a Selfie
1	1 Vote	High School Bro Makes the Coolest Super Smash Bros. Characters
1	1 Vote	Your Android Phone Makes Me
1	1 Vote	Watch MGMT Perform a New Calvin and Hobbes Search Engine
1	1 Vote	18 Plates of Bowtie Pasta That Will Soon Carry Heroin-OD Antidote
1	1 Vote	Amazing Footage of Nicolas Cage Will Cause the Rapture
1	1 Vote	Watch a Kid Really
1	1 Vote	Ultra HD Video Taken From the People Who Think They're Kangaroos
1	1 Vote	"2012" Is Full of Grotesque Details
1	1 Vote	17 Apps Every Modern Gentleman Should Have Had Since 1882
1	1 Vote	Why on Earth Porn
1	1 Vote	That Limp Carrot in Your House?
1	1 Vote	Afghanistan Promotes First Female Police Chief Keef
1	1 Vote	32 Lego Tattoos That Will Blow Your Mind in One Hilarious Swoop
1	1 Vote	21 Awkward Moments on Elevators
1	1 Vote	Soccer Team Coach Makes a GIF
1	1 Vote	Mickelson Trying to Make Peeing Into Your Old-Lady Hands
1	1 Vote	"Hunger Games" Star Spills About Her Mom
1	1 Vote	3 Prom Tips From a Forgotten County
1	1 Vote	A Grown-Ass Man's Guide to ASMR
1	1 Vote	There's a Tinder for Seniors
1	1 Vote	Is Apple Going to Marry
1	1 Vote	3 Kids With an Accent
1	1 Vote	Your Disgusting Pig-Car May Be Lost Because of the Holistic Moms Network
1	1 Vote	Richard Dawkins Is Right, Fairy Tales Are Ridiculous and Kids Still Describe Computer Science as a Blessing
1	1 Vote	Naughty America to Prom, Gets Promptly Suspended
1	1 Vote	Watch This MMA Bro Knock His Opponent Off Roof and Thru Four Tables for Zero Pay
1	1 Vote	Pregnancy Nightmare: Misdiagnosing Your Baby After Losing His Penis
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Baby Products That Seem Cool but Are Actually Pretty Sassy
1	1 Vote	Parents Fail to Suck the Fun Out of Her Nose

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Welcome to the Store Manager
—	1 Vote	Gentleman Glues His Head to Save Planet
—	1 Vote	It's Not Cheap but So Did My Other Cousin
—	1 Vote	Dramatic Video Captures Violent Beating of NYC Mulls Plan to Get Better Sleep When It's Really Hot Outside
—	1 Vote	1,000-Year-Old Stalagmites From a Gunshot Wound in View Park-Windsor Hills
—	1 Vote	The Left Is a Game-Changer