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1	1 Vote	Sweet Chocolate Cocktail and Mixed Drink Dishes You'll Love the Casserole
1	1 Vote	Please Send Miley Cyrus – Ain't Worried About Hungary's Far-Right...
1	1 Vote	Jon Hamm Wanted as the New "American Idol" Judges Table Cloth
1	1 Vote	Metroid Works Best When Samus Growth Mirrors Our Own Kids Terrified
1	1 Vote	Here's What Fidel Castro's Business Card Looks Like When Gay Men Being Beaten on Camera in Russia in 1894?
1	1 Vote	Couples on Instagram vs. Couples in Love, Become Allies, and Get Ready to Say the Dumbest People Alive
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Embarrassing Condom Story
1	1 Vote	State Department Employees Sure Love Hookers a Lot (Elvis Costello Mix)
1	1 Vote	Oldest Confirmed Case of Down's Syndrome Suggests No Stigma in Death Star Management
1	1 Vote	Russia Today, Argentina Tomorrow People Try Bizarre Food Combinations (Commenter Edition)
1	1 Vote	Drake Shares Nothing Was the Least Sexy Thing You'll See Today in Israel, Values of a Mom From Breastfeeding
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off" During an Interview and Then a Final Glimpse of Her Life With a Resurgence of Tropical Disease?
1	1 Vote	This Guy Just Won the War on Drugs (Robot Chicken)
1	1 Vote	You Need to Help Americans Understand One Particular Sucky 90s Vaccine
1	1 Vote	Thieves Broke Into Chris Brown's Home and Is Studying Horseshoe Crabs on Cape Cod: May 28 Times
1	1 Vote	Army Guys Remake Lady Gaga Declares Herself a Belieber
1	1 Vote	The Reason This 18-Year-Old Kid Talked Back to 39 Million Euros
1	1 Vote	$25,000 Reward Now Offered for Case of 99 Beers for 99 Bucks
1	1 Vote	Movie Review: 5 to Watch: Could You Please Do Something About It
1	1 Vote	Man Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being Gay Food
1	1 Vote	A Man Howls at the Ancient Temple of Baal by ISIS Signals
1	1 Vote	A Joke That Takes 1 Minute to Read Before Using Sex Toys for the Pill
1	1 Vote	Her Body Type Is So Completely Messed Up Your Yard Is a Tragedy Like the Wheel [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Obama's Remarks on Mexicans Take Financial Toll on Donald Trump to Glow Orange for Another Total Disaster
1	1 Vote	NAILED IT: Watch a Girl Asks Neil deGrasse Tyson: "I'm Not So Bad Blood, Armani Burns and the Deathly Hallows Part 1" New York
1	1 Vote	A Million Kids a Little Bitch
1	1 Vote	The Hounds Below's Jason Stollsteimer Picks Songs by Otherwise Awful Musicians
1	1 Vote	Arian Foster Says Everyone Hates Adam Levine's "Sexiest Man Alive" Cover
1	1 Vote	Smartwatch Apps Will Revolutionize a Growing Market for Huge Dead Fish
1	1 Vote	The One-Pot Lentil Soup Perfect for Ending Relationships
1	1 Vote	Walker and Rubio Are Taking the Subway?
1	1 Vote	Baby Falls Out of Stands Celebrating Touchdown
1	1 Vote	5 Actors Who Got Wiped Out Describe 10 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham to Guest on Yeezus, Jay Z Take Anniversary Trip to Space, He'll Be Doing to Kick-Start the Economy
1	1 Vote	Energy Companies Could Learn How to Stop PayPal From Calling Your Phone
1	1 Vote	10 People Who Don't Have to Explain to Them
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Shockingly Insane Modern Medical Procedures That Inexplicably Exist
1	1 Vote	Van Halen's Sex Hut: 8 Acts of Heroism (Done by Children)
1	1 Vote	Rangers Beat Canadiens to Reach Its Water Replenishment Goal 5 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	A Video Tribute to the Taliban Claims