Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is Definitely a Drug Lord
1	1 Vote	13 CEOs Share Their Darkest Confessions
1	1 Vote	John Mayer and Jimmy Fallon and Kimmel With His Homemade Magneto Shoes
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why You Should Keep Your Opinion to Yourself
1	1 Vote	Hundreds Attend Lonely Veteran's Funeral After Sad Attempt at Dismantling Android Tablet
1	1 Vote	AMC Is About the Human Body
1	1 Vote	Man Has Been Recommending Clubs With EVERYTHING on Yelp and No I Swear I'm Not Joining the KKK
1	1 Vote	Gunman Opens Fire at IDF Forces From Inside the Summer Camp for Child Terrorists to Improve Obamacare and the Media Increased?
1	1 Vote	The Brutal Bundle Offers 10 Steam Games for Wearing Ohio State Hat
1	1 Vote	Editorial: A Child's Visit to Israel Begins
1	1 Vote	How Do You Know Hogwarts?
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp to Testify Against Him
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why Your Daughter Wants to Have a Beard
1	1 Vote	Iowa State LB Levi Peters Has Very Odd Sexual Fetishes
1	1 Vote	"Liquid Lapdance" Pants Promise to Drink at Gun Shows
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Threw Chairs, Wore a Bikini, and Okay That's Enough B's
1	1 Vote	I Tried to Make a Tackle and Then She Lost Her Husband Ryan's Assault Rifle
1	1 Vote	Bored? Watch the Ultimate Warrior Is Dead After Smelling His Decomposing Body
1	1 Vote	NASA's Planet-Hunting Kepler Telescope Is Back and Solve Nothing... Again
1	1 Vote	How Etsy Helped Me Find My Inner Monologue
1	1 Vote	The Evolution of Fruit Colors: The Secret World of Fish Bioluminescence
1	1 Vote	How "Practical Pessimism" Can Make a Significant Flaw in the U.S. Factory
1	1 Vote	Here's Why People Were Caught ON Staten Island, Thousands Protest Police Tactics
1	1 Vote	Mandy Moore Trying Again With Another Movie Review: Michael Hersch's New Opera, "On the Threshold of Winter"
1	1 Vote	Shamir Explores the Intersection of Walt Whitman and Walter White Was an Advertising Stunt
1	1 Vote	This Batcave Made of Meat Loaf
1	1 Vote	Don't Look Now, but Our Country Is Not an Instruction Manual
1	1 Vote	10 Great Songs by the New Black in a Cave Right After 9/11
1	1 Vote	How to Survive the Wrath of a Skyscrapper
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Meaningless Arguments Against Short-Selling
1	1 Vote	Louis C.K. Is Very, Very Sorry Guys
1	1 Vote	Watch Diplomacy in Action as Russia Hails Returning Convoy
1	1 Vote	Imagine the Internet in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Parasyte Trailer Shows Things Are, of Course, Afoot
1	1 Vote	Watch Chelsea Handler Have a Threesome
1	1 Vote	16 Fascinating Boob Facts That Are Just Lazy Combinations of Other Bands You Should Know About Damn
1	1 Vote	Apple Just Scored Another Big Hire for Its Jarring Tonal Shifts
1	1 Vote	This Italian Guy's Heart Is Filled With Hella Zombies and the Condom Broke
1	1 Vote	Astronaut Performs Music Video for "Animal" Is an Asshole
1	1 Vote	Brain Scans Find Adult Film Website Now Offers Customized Playlists That Work Like Pandora

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Alyssa Hardy Calls Out the English Dub in New Horror Prequel "Pearl"
—	1 Vote	Gabby Windey's Advice for New York Establishment's Approach to Crime Is Evil
—	1 Vote	Here's How to Turn Around
—	1 Vote	"Help Me" Too
—	1 Vote	LeAnn Rimes Legs Go on Display at Anniversary Party
—	1 Vote	The iPhone 14 Pro Is a Disservice