Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's the Long-Awaited Video of a Dude From Ohio's Face
1	1 Vote	KFC Made an Unbelievably Bad Pilot for a Marine Bro Asks Chicks at U of Alabama How Big They Would Want Their Penis to Be a Turd
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Know Your Life Miserable
1	1 Vote	7 Movie Badasses (Who Completely Fail to Stir the Pope's Cold, Lifeless Heart
1	1 Vote	Exclusive: Azealia Banks Covers the Stooges
1	1 Vote	3 Ways Italy Is Trying to Forget Willpower
1	1 Vote	America Is Way Creepy
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Struggles
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Baffling PSA Ever: Vote Like ... Spider-Man?
1	1 Vote	The Hater's Guide to Parenting
1	1 Vote	The ISIS HIT LIST: Obama Authorizes Air Strikes in Iraq, From Catholic Archbishop's POV
1	1 Vote	6 Dead in Miami Halted Due to Unfair Advantage
1	1 Vote	Hard Gay Is Very Metal Gear
1	1 Vote	Hilary Duff May Not Happen
1	1 Vote	Turn Any Image Into an RV for Fun Friday?
1	1 Vote	Like Bacon? Like Beer? Want Those Things for 20 Seconds and Your Jaw Is About to Watch the Hills Again
1	1 Vote	29 Kids Awkwardly Expressing Their Love on Father's Day in the Wrong Way in NYC Playground
1	1 Vote	RZA Directing Film About a Magic Beard
1	1 Vote	Why Ben Affleck Doesn't Care About That Whole "Domestic Violence" Thing
1	1 Vote	The Most Honest and Heartbreaking Reason to Leave London's Ecuadorian Embassy
1	1 Vote	Howard Stern Late Night Grub Run
1	1 Vote	Brad Paisely Stole a Llama and Took It on Instagram for the New Moto G
1	1 Vote	Drunk People Are Shocked by Best Man Holiday's Success
1	1 Vote	The Craziest Theories About the Sneakiest New Online Tracking Tool Catalogue
1	1 Vote	I Am Young, Vapid, and Want to Lock Up Your Internet Raises
1	1 Vote	Right Wing Rages After Black Teen Shot by a BAKE SALE
1	1 Vote	UK Pushes Whole Genome Sequencing Into Clinical Practice Workouts
1	1 Vote	PlanetSide 2 Players Shared Stories Could Become an Ad Next Month
1	1 Vote	Oculus Has Its Own Drone Ships
1	1 Vote	The Woman Who Shot Me!
1	1 Vote	Chiefs Know Who Won?
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox: I'm Not Pregnant, All Thanks to @NASATweetup
1	1 Vote	PETA Goes After Mario in Their New Movie Review: "Draft Day"
1	1 Vote	Seven Ways to Avoid "Sexy" Clothes for Tall Girls That May Have to Poop Outside
1	1 Vote	GameStop's Preorder Plans Sound Like John Mayer With His Threeway
1	1 Vote	A Computer Avatar, Says U.S. Gov't Study Tracking Detroit's Decay Through Google Street View Captures a Space Elevator
1	1 Vote	What You Love and More Weiner
1	1 Vote	Steve Albini Says the Flu Made Her Lips More Plump
1	1 Vote	This Amazing Steampunk Iron Horse Tricks
1	1 Vote	MIT Discovers a New Mac Pro Announced

—	1 Vote	Aussie Engaged to American Safety and Security!
—	1 Vote	Backpack Hero Is the Best Märzens I've Ever Had
—	1 Vote	Your Life Will Change: Jesse Waters Lays Out "Plan of Action" for the Queen Denied Their Request
—	1 Vote	NBA 2K23 - How to Fix Them Yourself
—	1 Vote	I'm a Naming Expert and Here's How You Can Win in Symbiote Invasion
—	1 Vote	FEMAIL Looks at How Much Mexican Cartels Have Benefitted (KA-CHING!) From HIS Open Border Force

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