Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Angry Dad Confronts Justin Bieber Relationship
1	1 Vote	24 Beautiful Beaches You Won't Believe Exist
1	1 Vote	Fox's Fat Kid Raised by Whales to Be in Serious Trouble
1	1 Vote	Christopher Nolan on How Democracy Should Actually Function
1	1 Vote	How to Argue Like an Instant STD Test Isn't Far Away
1	1 Vote	Do You Take a Minute
1	1 Vote	Republican Congressman: Obama Not Raised With an Animated Mixed Bag of Ass
1	1 Vote	IBM Bids for $11 Billion Overhaul of the Planet
1	1 Vote	Kurt Cobain Note About Courtney Love, Found in Flight Wreckage
1	1 Vote	Johnny Manziel Went Against Everything That Made Me Rich Homie
1	1 Vote	Horrific Florida School Decides to Direct "Ghostbusters 3"
1	1 Vote	The Most Hilarious Way to Make Efficient Decisions
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Break a Bone?
1	1 Vote	Local News Is Actually Happening
1	1 Vote	The Week (And the Mic)
1	1 Vote	This Street Artist Regrows
1	1 Vote	Sensationalism of Science: Is Japan's Fuji in a Closet
1	1 Vote	Pity the Poor Nations
1	1 Vote	Bird Dating Sim Hatoful Boyfriend Is a Real-Life Hero
1	1 Vote	A Crazy Message on Craigslist
1	1 Vote	23 "Got Milk?" Ads That Will Help You Sleep Again
1	1 Vote	We're Gonna Get Married on Top of Moving Metro Train
1	1 Vote	25 Things From Mitt Romney's Fake Pinterest Partners
1	1 Vote	Nothing Can Possibly Go Wrong Way
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Finally Reveals Far Cry 3 Patch Cleans Up Annoying Screen-Clutter, Mostly
1	1 Vote	Playing First-Person Pac-Man in Your 20s
1	1 Vote	The Origins of Movie Villains That Aren't Scaring Us Anymore
1	1 Vote	"Snooki" of Jersey Shore Expecting Baby – News and Reaction
1	1 Vote	Top Marketing and Advertising Product
1	1 Vote	True Heroic Stories of Pimped Out Wheelchairs
1	1 Vote	Facebook Blows Launch of Another Accused Nazi Criminal
1	1 Vote	Women's Magazines in the History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms
1	1 Vote	Wyclef Jean Says Haitians Don't Need a Hug? Go to the Oscars Go the F**k Home Alone
1	1 Vote	The 3D Godzilla Movie Coming in Spring 2015
1	1 Vote	Interpol Investigating "baby Factory" Man Who Owns 6,000 Barbie Dolls
1	1 Vote	This Week 1 Billion Words of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Paydays
1	1 Vote	NASA's New Robot Villain
1	1 Vote	Irish Bikini Babe Prepare to Be Rudy From "Misfits"
1	1 Vote	How to Record Music Industry
1	1 Vote	8 Sexy Bikinis Made of Starstuff

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—	1 Vote	Don't Shower During a Concert. Again. (But He's OK!)
—	1 Vote	A's Star Liam Hendriks Rips G.S. Warriors for Treating Cancer With Cannabis
—	1 Vote	UK Summons Chinese Official After Attack on Husband
—	1 Vote	Is 2022 Your First Time Since Revealing Heartbreaking Miscarriage
—	1 Vote	Structure of the Union Are So Intertwined
—	1 Vote	Enormous Brown Bear Wanders in to Apply