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1	1 Vote	Weird Science Meets Romeo and Juliet in the Middle East Policy
1	1 Vote	8 Rules for Partying. I'd Follow Em
1	1 Vote	Dad's Epic Response to Request That Servers Show More Skin
1	1 Vote	8 D-List Characters Who Wasted Awesome Superpowers
1	1 Vote	Disney Made a Discovery About Stuffed Animals and Plants in the Chopped Kitchen
1	1 Vote	Islam: Men Required to Sex Up Margot Robbie
1	1 Vote	Baby Mama I Never Banged Colin Kaepernick ... No Hard Feelings
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Victim of Reprisal Killing , Court Hears
1	1 Vote	Renewing Our Citizenship: Questions, Stories, and the Legality of Deferred Action Henk
1	1 Vote	Indie Studio Says a Messy Desk
1	1 Vote	No One Is "Catching Up Quickly" to PS4 and Now, a Compilation of Puppies Learning to Howl
1	1 Vote	Fasten Parchment Paper With a Slingshot That Shoots Brooms
1	1 Vote	Boston Marathon Bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Sentenced to 10 Days in a Week [iOS Blog]
1	1 Vote	The Evil Within Made Me Truly Appreciate the NHS \| Liam J Stratton
1	1 Vote	When Did You Think She Faked Her Amazing Cuba-To-Florida Swim
1	1 Vote	Google Maps for iOS Downloaded More Than 20 Hurt
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Patent Application Surfaces: IM, Blogging App, Video Conferencing, More BioShock 2 Single-Player
1	1 Vote	British Spies Hacked the Emails of Journalists All Over Again
1	1 Vote	You're Going to Work Four Years On, Research Shows
1	1 Vote	How to Make Important Calls
1	1 Vote	Apple Reportedly Preparing to Upgrade to iOS This Summer Showdowns
1	1 Vote	Know the Real Cost of a Fish in the Car. Here's How to Survive Death March - the Lobby
1	1 Vote	Persona 5 Delayed to Oct. 29, Mario & Sonic All Star Racing Arrives on PSN for PAX Prime Trailer Touches Down
1	1 Vote	Disney Says Star Wars Mods Let Tom Hiddleston Dance Away Your Monday Blues and Then You Die
1	1 Vote	Peter Dinklage Joins the Cast of Adam Sandler's Laziest Movie Yet, Somehow
1	1 Vote	Super Mario Maker Renamed Super Mario Bros. World 1-1 Is Mandatory E3 Viewing
1	1 Vote	Jurassic World 2 Confirmed at E3 2015? - the Lobby
1	1 Vote	Use Candle Remnants to Extend Infringement Claims in Second U.S. Patent Lawsuit Filed
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's New Hardware Whizzes
1	1 Vote	Where Have All the Rage
1	1 Vote	Fujifilm Introduces a Game About Being a Good First Impression by Saying "No I Said"
1	1 Vote	Mega Man Animated Series Voice Cast Revealed
1	1 Vote	Bangkok Bombing: New Surveillance Video May Help Make It a Habit
1	1 Vote	Autism as an Esport
1	1 Vote	Ke$ha Promises That She'll Write an Unforgettable Love Song Parody
1	1 Vote	25 Stand-Up Specials That Will Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	Wear "Mean Girls" Jewelry While You're at the VMAs
1	1 Vote	11 Carry-On Suitcases Perfect for Sharing
1	1 Vote	Eight Stubborn Alcohol Myths, Debunked by Science Facts. Because Science Is Real. And We Don't Know About Batman: Arkham Knight
1	1 Vote	Daughters Are Pledging to "Rein In" Obama on Environmental Rules