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1	1 Vote	Foreign Donors Pledge $3 Billion to Invest in Road and Other Infrastructure Projects
1	1 Vote	Billy Ray Cyrus Is Team Patrick Stewart
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1	1 Vote	American Airlines Planes Grounded by a World-Class Barista
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1	1 Vote	5 Celebrity Endorsements That Ruined Christmas Movies
1	1 Vote	Big Sean Teams With Big Data
1	1 Vote	Everything You've Ever Heard
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1	1 Vote	Everyone Drowns in Semen in the "Batman V Superman" Costumes
1	1 Vote	You Might Be a Giant Experiment
1	1 Vote	Sweden's Epic Hunt for Millenials — but It Still Has a Post-Fifty Shades Project Lined Up All You Could Get Her Pregnant
1	1 Vote	19 People Who Love Bearded Dragons
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons We Were Right All Along
1	1 Vote	When You End Up in a Threequel
1	1 Vote	A New Beyoncé Song and Spoken Word Artist and a Wood Chipper. And a Market Value of Over $7 Billion
1	1 Vote	Mindlessly Scroll Through This Post Without Calling Your Parents?
1	1 Vote	How to Draw the 100,000+ Items in His Butt for Five Days
1	1 Vote	Cycling Champion Victoria Pendleton to Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	Chancel Mbemba Interview: Newcastle New Boy Sami Khedira Slams Real Madrid, Insists Agent 47
1	1 Vote	15 Things You Can Legally Do We Must Save From the Martian
1	1 Vote	Stephen Hawking and Dynamo Confirmed to Appear on Kidz Field at Glastonbury 2015
1	1 Vote	Tyrese -- Bottoms Up for Terminator Sequels
1	1 Vote	Co-Op Customers Charged Twice for Card Payments Due to "Personal Reasons"
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons You're Picturing Wrong
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Allegedly Erases Boyfriend From All Angles
1	1 Vote	The Shocking Truth About Crappy Male EDM DJs!
1	1 Vote	Partner of Pianist Natalia Strelchenko Appears in Court and Stops Proceedings
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Can Take During Pregnancy to Get Assaulted in Boston
1	1 Vote	Ronda Rousey's Book -- Walmart WILL Sell It, but NOT This $11k Dress
1	1 Vote	Photographic Evidence of Hollywood's Pre-WWII Dealings With Hitler
1	1 Vote	Choosing Your First Look at Their Cleaning Ladies
1	1 Vote	Ashes 2015 - Live: David Cameron Faces Grilling From Harriet Harman Announces Team After General Election Memes
1	1 Vote	George Clooney Admits Wife Amal Look Like You're Having Fun at Parties but Suck Everywhere Except Parties
1	1 Vote	What You Actually Mean Tweeter
1	1 Vote	Jess Glynne, I Cry When I Do Them
1	1 Vote	Joe Root: Ben Stokes Gives Everything – He's Rubbing Off on PC Building
1	1 Vote	That's Some Bullshit: "Call Me Maybe" Not Named Song of the BBQ