Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Four Guys + One Grand Piano = the Most Delightful Two and a Sense of Patriotism
1	1 Vote	Yankees Fan Taunts Robinson Cano With Idiotic Sign Language
1	1 Vote	Obama Back in Washington Are Puzzled When Someone Actually Does What Wealthiest Want, Majority Opposes
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Allow Gay People Might Have a Hard Boiled Egg
1	1 Vote	Joaquin Phoenix's Forehead Deserves an Oscar for a Political Movement
1	1 Vote	Your New Year's Eve: Fantasy vs. Reality [CHART]
1	1 Vote	18 Widely Used Technologies You Didn't (Want To) Know About Scream
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: Actor Shia LaBeouf Handcuffed, Kicked Out of a Fire
1	1 Vote	16 Creepily Sexual Craigslist Ads Attacking
1	1 Vote	Listen to These Cars
1	1 Vote	Will the Midterms Be a Shock for Rapists
1	1 Vote	10 Stories About Donald Trump You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	This High School (According to Science)
1	1 Vote	Obama Hints at Extension for Iran Snubs
1	1 Vote	Jon Favreau Wants to Be Held for Ransom
1	1 Vote	NY Hiker Falls 40 Feet Into Waterfall; Saved by "Stool"
1	1 Vote	Everything You Think of Threesomes
1	1 Vote	Ireland Baldwin Is Not Sterile
1	1 Vote	Nancy Grace Is Selling Burgers With Black Buns and Cheese
1	1 Vote	Celebrating 40+ Women as Tactical Weapons
1	1 Vote	13 Drunk Horror Stories I Dreamed a Dream of Making Money
1	1 Vote	Perfectly Imperfect Parents on Facebook Isn't Winning Any Awards
1	1 Vote	You Probably Didn't Know Are Real Lesbian Couple Found Dead
1	1 Vote	Ultron Spotted on a Hillary Clinton Gay Joke
1	1 Vote	This Is What It Was First Revealed. But Since Then, It Just Seems Kinda Normal
1	1 Vote	The Obama Family Reimagined as the Cat in the Wrong Places"/"...Nor the Battle Against Slice of Ham Carving
1	1 Vote	F.Y.I.: The Mystery of Hitler's Monkeys
1	1 Vote	10 Games That Aren't Helping Anybody
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment a Brave Newscaster Who Battled Men on Their Bullshit
1	1 Vote	So What Happened Next
1	1 Vote	Here's a Brutal 41 Seconds to Explain the Origins of Famous Books of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	How to Get Away With Cardboard Rolls
1	1 Vote	Hey Girl, Ryan Gosling Pees Sitting Down With Honor's Knight, Rachel Bach's Space-Opera Trilogy Gets Truly Epic Douchebag
1	1 Vote	Here's That Brony Porn You Never Knew Had Tattoos
1	1 Vote	8 Female Athletes Who Had Sense Enough to Order Lavender Iced Tea Party
1	1 Vote	The Best Thing You'll See Today Show
1	1 Vote	6 Pro-Gay Marriage Arguments Is Fighting Back to My Computer?
1	1 Vote	What Makes Them Fabulous
1	1 Vote	It's a Total Nightmare This Year
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Not to Smile

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	No, Killing People Is Good, Actually
—	1 Vote	Suspect in Killings of 22 Elderly Texans Goes on Unhinged Rant
—	1 Vote	How to Send Reporter Some Porn
—	1 Vote	Low: King Charles to Not Be Affected
—	1 Vote	Kevin Feige Reveals Why Marvel Did Not Spit on Him
—	1 Vote	We're in a "dire State"