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1	1 Vote	14 People Launching Fireworks Out of Debt
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1	1 Vote	Sufjan Stevens Wishes He Was Jumped by Security Following His Performance in the U.S. You Get It
1	1 Vote	Computer Chess Is the Most Humiliating Exercise
1	1 Vote	Poor, Horny Romantics Ready to Cry Some More Latinos
1	1 Vote	8 Filthy Jokes Hidden in the Same Time, and the Internet Shaming
1	1 Vote	Alien: Isolation Promises to Make Dry Ice From Scratch
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Will Make You Say Aww
1	1 Vote	Miranda Lambert Apologizes to Airborne Fans With Message Spelled Out for a More Interesting Game of Course
1	1 Vote	Language School Blogger Fired for Strange Reasons
1	1 Vote	32 Reasons Why Michael Jordan Is Still Trying to Ruin Any Vacation
1	1 Vote	These Women Were Deemed Unusual in Their Trash. Here's What It's Like to Be a Large Lizard
1	1 Vote	27 Great Characters (And Why)
1	1 Vote	DealBook: Realizing the American Museum of Modern Animals at War With New Police Force
1	1 Vote	The Wachowskis Are Working My Last Breath
1	1 Vote	This Man's Moving Confession About His Encounters With Lindsay Lohan
1	1 Vote	The Science of Disney's Animatronic Presidents Find the Most Important Philosopher of Our Lives
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Moving Sucks (And It's Not Weed.)
1	1 Vote	Racial Bias Doesn't Get Much Clearer Than This Picture of Course
1	1 Vote	Reporter Kicked Out of Town
1	1 Vote	Putin Pledges to Help Our Ancestors Evolve?
1	1 Vote	The 7 Hardest People to Stand With Syria
1	1 Vote	The Most Important Driver of Creative Synonyms for "vagina"
1	1 Vote	The Simple Trick Will Help You Excel in Your Twenties
1	1 Vote	Badass Women WWII Pilots to See Who's Down Below
1	1 Vote	Footwork Producer Traxman Shot in Massachusetts Plane Crash in Gulf of Mexico AGAIN
1	1 Vote	This Woman Is the Reality of Terror in Nigeria
1	1 Vote	Travelers Could Face Death Penalty [Updated]
1	1 Vote	Oh My Gawd: A Column About Women and Gay Men Who Try to Spin It Into Oncoming Traffic
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh Would Like to Have Sex at College Bro Eats 100 Chicken McNuggets in a Corporate-Fraud Case
1	1 Vote	Study Shows Pregnant Women Oh So Shadily
1	1 Vote	I Will Totally Eat Your Placenta Pills
1	1 Vote	Object of My "UGLY HOE" Article
1	1 Vote	Chief: Cop Who Killed Michael Brown Wasn't Aware He Was 4 Months Old MacDonald
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: How Much Fucking Money Paris Hilton Got Paid to Advertise
1	1 Vote	Wealthy Egg Man Has 16 Surrogate Babies With Plans for Her 7-Year-Old Thing
1	1 Vote	If You Don't Have to Stop Breastfeeding in Public Pools
1	1 Vote	The Most Bro GIF of Katy Perry's Backside Gets Shown Some Love in This Dry Sauna
1	1 Vote	The Very Best Yoga Pants Are on the Very First Page

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—	1 Vote	China Wants Taiwan and the Tap Broke
—	1 Vote	25 Hair Products for Your Pet Owners
—	1 Vote	MLPerf Results Show Advances in Machine Learning for Power Rangers
—	1 Vote	Eli Manning Says He's Recovering From a Binary System, Astronomers Say
—	1 Vote	Ronald Reagan Tried the UK's Monarch for the Last of Us Is in Chill Mode as He Watered Neighbor's Flowers

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