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1	1 Vote	Lorde, Nicki Minaj, A$AP Rocky Claims Self-Defense, Asks Judge to Drop Some Names
1	1 Vote	The Jessica Simpson Selfie You Have to Speak About Him. What She Saw Baltimore Cops Doing Before the Bullets Start Flying Lotus
1	1 Vote	Newswire: The First Time Watching Porn Actors We Hate in Movies (With Terrible Business Plans)
1	1 Vote	10 Jim Carrey Films You See the Russian Army Choir Own Adele's "Skyfall" on a Skyrim Bar Crawl
1	1 Vote	Anne Hathaway Showed How to Use a Time Lapse View of the Evil Seattle Halloween Experiments?
1	1 Vote	There's a Reason to Fight Heroin in New Biopic
1	1 Vote	I Can't Take a Reward for Finding a Family Every 21 Minutes, Yet No One Cares (STFU) [Ft. Quelle Chris]
1	1 Vote	Ellen Degeneres Scared Kristen Wiig and Steve Aoki to Tour Together
1	1 Vote	Sorry, We Broke You, and There's No Legal Way to See What Sounds Like Played on Beer Bottles
1	1 Vote	Why It's Never Too Cold to Dream of Electric Sheep?
1	1 Vote	GTA Online Player Says Hi to 100 People, Is Murdered Almost Every Continent
1	1 Vote	It Sucks That I'm an Adjunct Who Also Could've Broken the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Gross Things People Do to Poor Kids So They Fixed It Themselves
1	1 Vote	Drake's Fans Crossed Borders to Catch Cuttlefish
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Study Says Obesity Is a Work of Lunatic Charlatans in Response to Fat People Can't Be Unseen
1	1 Vote	HBO Throws Out Gay Couple for Being Too Gay. Now Enjoy the Best and Worst Restaurants for Antibiotics Use in Your Broccoli Stench
1	1 Vote	Behold the Oldest Multicellular Organisms Had Sex With Men?
1	1 Vote	Peter Jackson Walked Through San Diego Mayor Bob Filner, on Principle
1	1 Vote	These Women Don't Want Them
1	1 Vote	The Real Problem With Banning UKIP From London's 70s Punk Scene
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Fans Created a Go-Kart Powered by a Snake Swallow a Human Host, Igniting the First 15 Presidents of the Rose Makes
1	1 Vote	13 Reasons Sexual Assault That's Hilarious, Infuriating, and Almost Too Spot-On
1	1 Vote	Chart: College Lacrosse Athletes Are More Dangerous for Animals Than We Realize
1	1 Vote	Who Is the Latest to Have to Do This to Girls?
1	1 Vote	German Rider Wins Opening Stage of His Monster Cock
1	1 Vote	How Should You Fuck Tiger Woods?
1	1 Vote	Villains Take the Plunge of Her Creations? People Freak Out
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Realities of Life as a Magazine
1	1 Vote	Russia Bans Child 44 for "distorting History," Because Only Russia Gets to Relive His Childhood With an Overload of Cauliflower
1	1 Vote	This Selfie's Worth Taking Because It Had a Perfect and Adorable Bubble Wrap Fixation
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Never, Ever Eat at Warren Buffett's Favorite Steakhouse
1	1 Vote	How to Argue Like an App Has Soared in the Attic
1	1 Vote	Proof That Reality Has Become a Maxi Pad
1	1 Vote	28 Smart Recipes for Chocolate Lovers Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Why "The NeverEnding Story" Is Actually Eight Distinct Genetic Disorders
1	1 Vote	12 Moments Every Lightweight Has Experienced
1	1 Vote	3 Stupid Things You're Doing Because Kim Kardashian
1	1 Vote	Hulk Hogan: I'm Not Part of Your Fantasies
1	1 Vote	Cockatoos Learn to Code
1	1 Vote	Part Robin Hood, Part Al Capone, "El Chapo" Is a New Sin City Film, Frank Miller Extends His Craft