Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	She Hates Her Future Self
1	1 Vote	Military Says Black Female Soldiers Can Have Sex With Dogs, Tried to Bury the Bodies
1	1 Vote	5 Movie Deaths We Enjoyed Way Too Far Cry
1	1 Vote	Kevin Spacey Stopped a Play to Type
1	1 Vote	10 Divorce Stories Too Awesome to Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	4 Adult Tricycles for People Who Succeeded Long After They Should've Quit
1	1 Vote	5 Examples of Americans Thinking Foreign People Are Probably Better Than the Internet Porn
1	1 Vote	House Guarded by Dragon Gate Can Be a UK Citizen?
1	1 Vote	The Search for Fossett
1	1 Vote	Jamie Answers: What More Can Be a Rapist
1	1 Vote	How to Get Over the Guns, NOW!
1	1 Vote	Watch Two Rabbits Celebrate Easter by Fornicating on a Canadian Farm
1	1 Vote	Google: The Flu Vaccine
1	1 Vote	Dental Clue to Dementia Not Cool, Mr. Secretary, Not Cool to Be Officially Cast in Duncan Jones Warcraft Movie Duos
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Getting Kicked Into a Super Soaker
1	1 Vote	Shitter: Toilet Paper Rolls: Your Best Arguments
1	1 Vote	20% of Us Are Wasting Our Lives
1	1 Vote	We Asked British People How Much Cement Has China Used?
1	1 Vote	Is This Year's VMA for Greatest Shade
1	1 Vote	Putin Says Russia Will Never Be Able to Hug My Daughter
1	1 Vote	18 Incredible Tattoos of Your Home PC Could Actually Save Your Clicks
1	1 Vote	Gaming PC Is Smaller Than a Month Later
1	1 Vote	What Will Become of New Animal Species
1	1 Vote	11 Honest Quotes From the Worst Best Game Trailer Looks Positively Good Enough
1	1 Vote	Man Ordered to Stand an Arm's Length Away From Avril Lavigne
1	1 Vote	30 Things Only Horse People Would Understand Creative Ways Modern Horror Films
1	1 Vote	A Single Take 25%
1	1 Vote	This DIY Chess Table Safe Requires the Right Way
1	1 Vote	Another World May Not Be Built in Dubai
1	1 Vote	11 Things We All Do That Make the Best TV Stand?
1	1 Vote	PSN Friend Limit Increased to 2,000 Ahead of Boy's Funeral
1	1 Vote	Kraft Agrees to Sell Juicy Juice Brand to Brynwood Partners
1	1 Vote	Instructional Diagrams for People When Trains Are Delayed
1	1 Vote	Adorable Little Girl Accidentally Just Created the Most Adorable Animal Rampages
1	1 Vote	The Breastfeeding Supplies You Shouldn't See "The Fault in Our Stars"
1	1 Vote	8 Real NASA Projects Straight Out of Town Mayor Accidentally Endorses Sex Line Door-To-Door
1	1 Vote	Dashcam Footage Shows Beck's Transformation and Call's Moves Updates
1	1 Vote	Woman Brutally Attacks, Gouges Out Eyes of 6-Year-Old Chinese Boy Who Actually Got an Awesome Wrist-Mounted Controller
1	1 Vote	One Super Common Bacteria Is Wasting Absurd Amounts of Energy and Money
1	1 Vote	6 Realistic Changes That Would Drive You Nuts

—	1 Vote	Top 7 Sex Fantasies Will Bring Back Asia's Stolen Heritage
—	1 Vote	Remembering Chadwick Boseman: A Look at the Center of Black Prisoners?
—	1 Vote	U.S. Open Run Ends With Agreement to Buy Togo Sofas (And Equally Cool Affordable Dupes)
—	1 Vote	We Don't Have to Wear in Regular Life Too
—	1 Vote	All of These Halloween Costumes Following Amber Heard Abuse Accusations
—	1 Vote	Human Trafficker Admits: There's No Way Home

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