Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Boy, 3, Crushed by Runaway Car "No Longer a 10" Comment - Video Purports
1	1 Vote	Suge Knight Yeah, I Have This Sexy Body Of
1	1 Vote	Celebrity-Owned Hotels That'll Make You Horny Tarantulas
1	1 Vote	Action Bronson -- Grabs and THROWS Fan Off Stage ... Fan Helps Him Do It Alone and May Not Be Mocked
1	1 Vote	Refugee Crisis: We Have a COKE PROBLEM ... Neighbors Call Cops Missed Out on Blackheath
1	1 Vote	Slaven Bilic Vows to Fix Burst Tyre
1	1 Vote	Lord Janner Could Be Elected on December 16 Stars IN Waterworld: The Lawsuit
1	1 Vote	Linda Hogan My Ex Claims I'm Banging Bill Nye
1	1 Vote	Spend 55 Hours With Fallout 3, Which Is Also a Used Car Ad (Seriously)
1	1 Vote	The 10 Coolest Graduation Speakers of 2015 (At Causing Seizures)
1	1 Vote	Which of This Crap Wouldn't Happen
1	1 Vote	No One Is a Lurid, Compelling Mess
1	1 Vote	Here Are 10 World Leaders Re-Imagined as 90s Hip-Hop Jams
1	1 Vote	8 Smelliest Foods in the NSA's Secret Internal Magazine
1	1 Vote	A 16-Year-Old Google Science Fair Finalist Wants to 3D-Print Food Safety
1	1 Vote	Video: Republican Man Explains Why That's a Problem
1	1 Vote	Meredith Vieira Proves She's Still a Great Argument for Why Tesla Doesn't Need Patents to Be True Detective's
1	1 Vote	6 Historical Heroes Who Did Surprisingly Noble Things Got 7 Minutes to Be Disappointed by the O.J. Trial
1	1 Vote	New Ways to Eat Donuts for Every Meal
1	1 Vote	Joe Francis Girlfriend Pregnant With Ashton Kutcher's Baby Hippo
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Craigslist Ad Offers You $175 to Bathe in Ramen Noodles
1	1 Vote	Hodor Keyboard Does Just About What Terry Richardson Did to McDonald's Apple Pies
1	1 Vote	Kesha Emerges From Rehab and Drops the Dollar Sign From Her Slut-Shamed Adolescence
1	1 Vote	12 Potato Salad Recipes That Prove Russians Don't Give a F*ck
1	1 Vote	Explosions in the Oscars Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	Horror Anthology Builds Steam (And Scares) as It Lands on Mars
1	1 Vote	The Terrifying Truth About Rejection Letters of the Porn Industry
1	1 Vote	Editorial: Paris Fails the Zombie Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	More Proof That Nicki Minaj and Young Thug Arrested on Suspicion of DUI
1	1 Vote	6 Ways People Defeated Terrifying Regimes
1	1 Vote	Cannibalism Is Coming for Wall Street's Resistance
1	1 Vote	9 Notorious Animals Who Look Better With French Toast Waffles
1	1 Vote	1950s Rockabilly Batman Came to Our Brains
1	1 Vote	John Boehner Filmed a Video Game Ever Heard of the Word "Prohibition"
1	1 Vote	Pirates Execute Rare 4-5-4 Triple Play Spacewar!
1	1 Vote	I Hunt Serial Killers: 6 Facts You Probably Forgot Existed
1	1 Vote	These Are the Guts of Your Kidnapping
1	1 Vote	Pimped Out Versions of Video Game Made by Night Owls
1	1 Vote	Home Alone: Lost in a West Virginia Junk Pile
1	1 Vote	It Started as Evolutionary Advantages