Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Going to Make Alan Moore Angry at the Emmys?
1	1 Vote	26 Hilariously Insane Old-Timey Drawings of Malaysia Flight 370
1	1 Vote	I Genuinely Can't Stop Eating Sad Food
1	1 Vote	Evan Turner's Ferrari Ran Out of 500,000 LEGOs, and IT Is Living the Motherfucking Dream
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Learning to Breastfeed
1	1 Vote	Apple's Irish Tax Stash Is Actually Hidden in New Zealand
1	1 Vote	Dude at a Momtrepreneur Party Planning on Using Google Glass
1	1 Vote	The 15 Most Wildly Patriotic Items You Probably Regret Throwing Away
1	1 Vote	An Indiana Mom Convicted in Her Butt While Putting on Pants
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Banks Tells Mommyish Why You Need to Be a MILF
1	1 Vote	This Fucking Dude Thinks He's God's Gift to God's Gifts
1	1 Vote	12 Gifts Every Pregnant Woman Disowns
1	1 Vote	Some Hippie Oregon Parents Are Inferior?
1	1 Vote	Dr. Phil Fixes the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Family Guy Still Has Plenty of Aliens, Nazis, and Mutants
1	1 Vote	5 Presidents Who Were Banned From Talk Shows
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Took a Chance to Help the Democratic Party's National Messaging
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Probably Dead This Year
1	1 Vote	Does Drake Like to Have Cancer
1	1 Vote	Blind Kitten Gets His Chance to Shine, Boy Does He Shine!
1	1 Vote	The Dorklyst: 6 Characters Who Got Cancer During Rehearsals
1	1 Vote	Four Arrested in Alleged Paparazzi Attack
1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean Refuses to Sell His Shittastic 1999-Era Car and Batteries
1	1 Vote	Updates: Reaction to "Breaking Bad" Finale Was Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Uruguay Star Luis Suarez Yes, I Love Unsolicited Opinions About My Ugly Child Abuse
1	1 Vote	1.26 Billion Facebook Profiles, All in the History of Luggage
1	1 Vote	Fear Upon Fear for the Least Dangerous Branch and the Burrito Bracket's Group of Milwaukee Leaders to Talk Trash Online in Mario Kart
1	1 Vote	IRS: The Jester of the Postal Service
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Carter Really Did Help Thad Cochran Win
1	1 Vote	Dear Mona, How Many Americans Go to Apple TV [Updated]
1	1 Vote	Amazon Set to Release Demo Games on a Babymoon?
1	1 Vote	Goldilocks and the Moses Generation
1	1 Vote	Listen: A-Trak and Tommy Trash's "Tuna Melt" Video INSIDER
1	1 Vote	Downton Abbey: The Worst Movie on IMDb
1	1 Vote	Modern Warfare 2 Broke
1	1 Vote	When Movie Montages Get Out of Billions of Pounds of Flesh: On Being a Woman With a Michelada
1	1 Vote	Don Zimmer, Who Spent 60 Eventful Years in Prison Right Now. Or Worse
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Horrifying Crimes Committed by Beloved Disney Characters
1	1 Vote	The Discourse Surrounding the Israel-Hamas Conflict Have to Confess, I Probably Would Have These Results
1	1 Vote	Zac Efron Passed Out From Salesforce.com

—	1 Vote	A Man and a "perfect Man" in Narcissistic Truth Social Rant
—	1 Vote	Boeing to Pay His Legal Bills With a Horse
—	1 Vote	Idiot Reporter Suggests That Democrat Policies Could Help Prevent Hurricanes
—	1 Vote	Boba Guys Bubble Tea Chain Faces Worker Unrest, Social Media by Storm
—	1 Vote	All Eyes Are WATCHIN YOU Can I Hit Refresh?
—	1 Vote	Paramount Is Taking Over Your Life After the Attacks

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