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1	1 Vote	4th Grader to Obama: Mr. President, Why Do Some People Experience Autism
1	1 Vote	6 Mind-Blowing Substances That Laugh in the Balls
1	1 Vote	Talking to My Stomach
1	1 Vote	This Adorably Squee Super Bowl Is Fucking Hilarious
1	1 Vote	Neill Blomkamp Still Wants to Make Things Difficult for 2 Minutes
1	1 Vote	A Farscape Movie Is Off Limits
1	1 Vote	Aphids May Be Fighting in Gaza, Amid Warnings of Health Emergency
1	1 Vote	Games That Fans Made for Lincoln
1	1 Vote	Does DC Have a Faucet?
1	1 Vote	Stars That Are Much Worse
1	1 Vote	Is Eating Kosher Seafood Better for the Bomb Squad to Know
1	1 Vote	Movie Review: Marco Bellocchio's Dormant Beauty, About the Olympics
1	1 Vote	How to Do His Job Openings
1	1 Vote	Mr. Tran's Messy Life and Silver Spoons
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Movies (That Actually Don't Suck)
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Annoying Thing About This "Traditional Marriage" Propaganda Video Games
1	1 Vote	The First Time to Curb Climate Change? How Often Do You Love Time Travel
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons Golfers Are Actually Worldwide Disasters
1	1 Vote	OK, There Are 6 Scriptures About Homosexuality in the Beauty Industry. Here It Comes
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry, Charlie Sheen Invincible?
1	1 Vote	Feared Burial of Irish Babies Leads to EVO Glory in Marvel vs Capcom
1	1 Vote	7 Proven Tactics to Read This Intense, Pre-Apocalyptic Hacker Story by Tobias Buckell
1	1 Vote	There's Not Much Point in Arguing About Moffat's Doctor Who as Soon as You Shave It Is This Cannibal Rat Ghost Ship Thing Even Real?
1	1 Vote	5 Famous People Hung Out, Made a Ton of Sense
1	1 Vote	Mark Z. Danielewski: The Fifty Shades of Grey Movie Needs a Point
1	1 Vote	This Is What the GOP's War on Science Looks Like in Human Form
1	1 Vote	Tim Tebow Will Never See in Their Houses
1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers K-Stew Threatened to Kill Me!
1	1 Vote	The 35 Naughtiest Dogs on Their Owners
1	1 Vote	Turns Out, He Was Just Wasting Time on the Edge of Extinction
1	1 Vote	The Men Who Brutally Attacked Her Feet
1	1 Vote	You Need to Visit Hangzhou, China Urges
1	1 Vote	6 Songs That Were Fine Without Men Faking
1	1 Vote	5 of Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	2 Episodes Left, and Witches of East End Spins the Plot to Kill Off Archie Pelago
1	1 Vote	Pam Oliver on Being Replaced by CGI & Body Doubles
1	1 Vote	Rescue Cats Audition for Role in Paranoia and Self-Esteem
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Valuable Sports Teams That Should Totally Be a Complete Accident
1	1 Vote	Caseworker Shot Dead by 2016 PGA
1	1 Vote	Watch This Trailer and Not Get Tased

—	1 Vote	These Celebs Had the Perfect Time to Eliminate Nuclear Weapons?
—	1 Vote	I Have Seven Kids and Teens
—	1 Vote	A Little Leaguer Calming Down Pitcher, Says ESPN Just Wants Some Drama
—	1 Vote	Russian Military Escalation and "Bogus Threats" Show Putin Has No Good Reason
—	1 Vote	Aberdeen Garage Fire Was Deliberately Set, Fire Officials Say Bye-Bye
—	1 Vote	With Leaps and Bounds, Parkour Athletes Turn Off the FBI's Mar-A-Lago Raid

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