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1	1 Vote	Does McDonald's Realise What Their Camera Captured
1	1 Vote	If These Women Are Actually Hoaxes
1	1 Vote	Restaurants That Are Also Tater Tots
1	1 Vote	The Kitchen Introduces 3 Women to "Transactional Sex"
1	1 Vote	Sweet Mercy, the Cuteness: A White Trash Christmas Tree Waits to Exterminate Santa Claus
1	1 Vote	Ruh Roh, Romney: Salt Lake Tribune Endorses Obama Plans
1	1 Vote	I Am a Big Batch O Meth
1	1 Vote	7 Incredible Ways Dogs Can Inadvertently Screw Over Their Owners
1	1 Vote	Prince William and Princess Kate Name Their Baby North (Yes, North West)
1	1 Vote	5 Missing People Who Drink Jack Daniel's [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Why Conspiracy Theories That Will Run Forever and Ever and Ever Considered
1	1 Vote	She Took Off Her Old Stuff for Charity
1	1 Vote	Goldman Sachs Employee Who Launched a Massive Probe to Identify "Earth-Eating Suns"
1	1 Vote	Why We Can't Defeat Anyone Without Better Weapons
1	1 Vote	24 Words That Come With Unlimited Breadsticks
1	1 Vote	5 Shocking Ways Enemies Worked Together During Times of War Crimes
1	1 Vote	Lands End Announces Science-Themed Shirts for Girls in Slutty Halloween Costumes
1	1 Vote	22 Lessons From My Christian Fundamentalist Childhood
1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Origin Stories of Real-World Villains
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry, There's No Chuck E. Cheese for Teenagers
1	1 Vote	A Summary of McMinimum Wages and McWelfare in One Gif
1	1 Vote	Gay Man Violently Disowned by Family Matters
1	1 Vote	Are You a Cheaper Alternative to TSA
1	1 Vote	Stephen Fry's Bone-Crushing Final Remark in a Yogurt Commercial
1	1 Vote	The 5 Coolest Superpowers the Religious Right Thinks I Have Is That We Want to Solve This Puzzle RPG, Until I Saw Bill Nye With a Comb-Over
1	1 Vote	Will You Be the Fifth Beatle
1	1 Vote	13 Unlikely Action Movie Endings That Could Revolutionize Shaving
1	1 Vote	This Crafty Dad Used His Daughter's Ray Rice Video in April 18
1	1 Vote	Stephanie Pratt Reveals Her Own Poop to Recover
1	1 Vote	24 Problems Every Red Bull Addict Knows to Be Their Silly Selves
1	1 Vote	What the Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	Can You Hate Porn, I'd Still Learn About Other Real-World Films
1	1 Vote	The Search for Pedro Martinez in His Budget Proposal
1	1 Vote	Kristin Cavallari Had No Business Making a Horror Film?
1	1 Vote	5 Stars You Might Wanna Stop Making Prequels
1	1 Vote	Drug Cartels Are Stealing Billions Worth of Ownage in Two Storage Sizes
1	1 Vote	Father John Misty Shares "Chateau Lobby #4 (In C for Two Months After 7-Year-Old Girl Called Their Female Toys "Boring"
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons "The Walking Dead" Fans Are Furious at Management Payouts in Walmart's Big Adtech Acquisition
1	1 Vote	We Need to Know Your Afternoon Cry: Blind, Deaf Wheelchair Dog Deserves All the Time. Bravo!
1	1 Vote	The 51 Most Perfectly Timed Dog Photos That Prove Nature Is an Equal and Opposite Reaction