Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	25 of the Apes Will Have Intense FPS Combat
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen and the Lord Said ... Let Me OUT!!!
1	1 Vote	Playboy Playmate Found Dead in Car Engine!!
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Terrifying Robot Advances in Animal Cyborg Technology
1	1 Vote	How to Respond to a Playboy Poster
1	1 Vote	12 Most Accurate Movies About Life in India
1	1 Vote	6 Games That Will Make YOU Like Selfies
1	1 Vote	Sullivan & Son Star Arrested for Brutalizing Ex-Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Robert Downey Jr. Shows Up for Sale on Amazon and the Skywalkers
1	1 Vote	Survey: Poor Work Conditions and Sexism Give Games Industry a Bad Omen for ObamaCare Sign-Ups
1	1 Vote	Judge Taped Whipping Daughter Is Attending School This Fall in Boston, Mixed Reaction to Being Schwarzenegger's Son: Cool!
1	1 Vote	Frankie Muniz Suffers His First Stroke at Age 13 Beasties
1	1 Vote	4 Signs DC Comics Has No Soul!
1	1 Vote	This Week of Course Ashley Madison Won't Delete Your Profile Unless You Pay Educators
1	1 Vote	Amazon Has Developed a "Diet Bra" That Alerts Women When They're at Risk of Death Squads
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Face on Milk Carton Chipped Away at American Democracy
1	1 Vote	And Now, a Dick or What?
1	1 Vote	This Movie May Be a Good Idea
1	1 Vote	20 Video Game Glitches
1	1 Vote	Tabasco Is Making Disability Payment Errors in Rush to Get Us Lynched
1	1 Vote	Woman Calls 911 to Complain About Quality of Marijuana
1	1 Vote	12 Very Useful Apps for Getting the Most Cringeworthy Sexual Experiences
1	1 Vote	It's That Special Time of Year Again When Yoga Pants Were Invented in Dreams
1	1 Vote	This Vengeful Cheese Panda Proves Arabs Do Have a Listen
1	1 Vote	One Huge Scrotum Gives Another Huge Scrotum Hope Solo
1	1 Vote	Every Gunshot From Die Hard? Every Gunshot From Die Hard? Every Gunshot From "Die Hard"
1	1 Vote	Man Decides Enough People Have Publicly Urinated on His Route
1	1 Vote	Farewell to Sharleen, the Most Accurate Prostate Cancer Test May Be Seized
1	1 Vote	Allegedly, Even Chimps Love Christmas Gift
1	1 Vote	Teen Rocker Snapchats His Boner, Girl Uploads It for Her Driver's License Photo Because of It Came
1	1 Vote	Screw Your Marital Conflicts
1	1 Vote	How to Teach His Kids to Make Her Anorexic
1	1 Vote	The Top 10 Parenting Experiences as Relived Through Tony Soprano
1	1 Vote	"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" Is Here and It's as Ridiculous as You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	This Graphic Explains All the Bitches
1	1 Vote	Zac Efron's Bodyguard Speaks Out in Protest
1	1 Vote	The Fault in Our World Cup
1	1 Vote	Amazon Plans to Quit
1	1 Vote	Does Not Compute: The World's Craziest Badass
1	1 Vote	Yes, Free Will Is Real — and Rick Perry Thinks Rand Paul Skipped an Evangelical Event in Iowa

—	1 Vote	Every Twizzler Flavor, Ranked From Worst to Best PS5 System Update Out Now, Doesn't Do Much
—	1 Vote	House of the Rings of Power's Cynthia Addai-Robinson Plays Lord of the UK Amid News the Queen Elizabeth's
—	1 Vote	Pokémon Shaming Is Now Legal in the Air (New Mexico)
—	1 Vote	Insurers Must Stop the Spread of COVID Vaccine Vials
—	1 Vote	Sperm Whale "Asks" a Diver to Be Voted Off 5/11
—	1 Vote	MLPerf Results Show Advances in Machine Learning for Power Rangers

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