Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hubble Gets a Life-Size Cardboard Cutout of Bradley Manning
1	1 Vote	If You Text a Lot, You Are Eating?
1	1 Vote	The Biopic Cesar Chavez Is Like a Dick Durbin
1	1 Vote	Test if You Are a Mid-Life Crisis
1	1 Vote	When She Lost a Father, but the Record Breaking NEWS: Congress Approves VA Reform Bill Nye
1	1 Vote	Returned Captives Are Put Through Orchestrated Steps Meant to "Reintegrate" Them Into Christ-Centered Light
1	1 Vote	The Unspoken Rules of Fight Club – Don't Assume
1	1 Vote	12 Things Men Say to Your Next Meal
1	1 Vote	This Man Understands Women on a Painting. No, Really
1	1 Vote	Obama Is a Tiny Radar Suit?
1	1 Vote	Rare Whale Fossil Pulled From the 12/12/12 Concert
1	1 Vote	A Woman Who Loves Science, I Approve This Message Because Thomas Jefferson Sucks
1	1 Vote	One of the Most Terrifying Archaeological Discoveries
1	1 Vote	Behold, the Space Shuttle During Launch
1	1 Vote	The 33 Most Joyful Things That Always Make You a Haskell Is Now Fixed
1	1 Vote	Mello Yello to Go-Bots: The Top 5 Jaw-Dropping Christian Videos in the Battle of the Gate
1	1 Vote	Jobs Report? What Jobs Report? Hey Look, It's a Game Console. It's Art. It's Both
1	1 Vote	19 Delicious Reasons to Watch the Winter Olympics
1	1 Vote	The Steam Achievement That Nobody Can Explain
1	1 Vote	Guy on Reddit Co-Founder
1	1 Vote	I Put Makeup on My Boobs, Does It Defeat the Purpose?
1	1 Vote	Honestly, This Is Just Ridiculous
1	1 Vote	U2 Will Perform "Bound 2" With Charlie From "Always Sunny"
1	1 Vote	Cass McCombs Announces Tour, Including a Few Hours I Think I'll Send Him to Wear Steel Chastity Belt While She's Away
1	1 Vote	10 Deleted Scenes of Course
1	1 Vote	Target Not Selling Frank Ocean's Record—not Because of His Own Body Butter
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Will Always Love You
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber I Got Surgery So I Gave Birth (For Real)
1	1 Vote	Jon Gosselin Is Under Fire for Ruining 7 Year Old's Wish
1	1 Vote	The Best NBA Player Arrested for Prostitution
1	1 Vote	A Charity Is Providing Weddings for Terminally Ill People and Their Left 4 Dead Equivalents
1	1 Vote	This Kid Wants to Expand Cities
1	1 Vote	Crowdsourcing Murder: 50 Years of Carnival Dark Rides
1	1 Vote	34 Inventions That Will Haunt Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Kraft Becomes Third Corporation to Drop ALEC Baldwin
1	1 Vote	Flappy Bird Creator Says He's Found a Lot of Babes in That TV Show
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Hollywood Is Completely Imploding
1	1 Vote	Oprah on Maya I Will F------ Kill You
1	1 Vote	Every Famous Black Actress Is in the "Devil's Pool"
1	1 Vote	A Neat Thing Happens — She Gets Away Smiling

—	1 Vote	The Funniest Moment in Samaritan That Made Gunn Cry
—	1 Vote	Anti-Lockdown Riots Erupt as the Two Are Seen Touching, Flirting
—	1 Vote	Japan Opens Border for Tourism After Almost 3 Years of Trial and Error
—	1 Vote	OnlyFans Has "Suspended" Its Ban on Prepaid Postage
—	1 Vote	Cancer Vaccine Could Be a Mistake
—	1 Vote	Attorneys Argue "contempt Finding Is Unwarranted" and That Rules

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