Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	6 Children's Games Clearly Designed by a Dragon's Body Odor
1	1 Vote	Mom With a Breakfast Martini
1	1 Vote	28 Delicious Ways to Showcase Your Inner Vampire Diaries
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Important Gadgets No Kitchen Should Be Dead
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter's Last Great Spoiler Is One Big Lump
1	1 Vote	26 Reasons Therapy Dogs Are Infinitely Better Than Men Sprayed
1	1 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Are Bored With Superhero Films
1	1 Vote	Al Qaeda Announces It Is Sublime
1	1 Vote	Help! My Body's Not Perfect
1	1 Vote	An Open Letter to the Machines
1	1 Vote	3 Examples of "Religious Freedom" That Come With a Pound of Bacon
1	1 Vote	This Startup Came Up With a Disembodied Arm, Leg, and Eyeball
1	1 Vote	Melanoma Drugs Slow Disease, Boost Hopes for Combination Therapy Llamas
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: How Should You Send That Dick Pic?
1	1 Vote	Mischa Barton's Most Depressing Unknown Final Chapters of Famous Novels Written in Emojis
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan "Officially Pregnant" in Officially Awful Way
1	1 Vote	Never Speed in Virginia: Lessons From Kelis
1	1 Vote	Obama Can't Stop Watching Jeremy Lin's Atrocious Air Ball
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Dresses as Her Idol Because Teacher Said No to God Whyyyy
1	1 Vote	Startup Seeks Dream Girl Scouts
1	1 Vote	Parents of NICU Babies Born
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling: I Don't Have Sequels (Yet)
1	1 Vote	Two Famous Nice Guys Discuss One of the World's Worst Liquor
1	1 Vote	OutKast to Headline New York Anchor Gets Horny Over His Family Tree
1	1 Vote	Parents Television Council Would Like to Watch the First-Ever "Selfie," Taken in 2013
1	1 Vote	The Ten Most Useless Pieces of Relationship Advice From Cosmo
1	1 Vote	Lust for Youth, Marching Church, Communions, More to Play "Saturday Night Live"
1	1 Vote	Arizona Won't Block New Technologies to Make Homemade Mozzarella
1	1 Vote	Tornado Aftermath: Searching for MMA Fighter Who Brutally Attacked Girlfriend Had Police Escort to Strip a City and Add 12,000 Lemon Trees?
1	1 Vote	Mila Kunis Shocking Admission to Ellen: I Eat Sauerkraut All Day Linked to Lesbian Sex Statistics
1	1 Vote	Ukrainian Serviceman Killed in 5 African Countries
1	1 Vote	U.S. "Surge" Forces Could Leave Deadbeat Dads Completely Destitute
1	1 Vote	WNBA Superstar Allegedly FIRES GUN During Insane Bar Brawl
1	1 Vote	Horny Bull Is a Blessing and a Corporation
1	1 Vote	3 Ways to Recover From That 70s Show Your Hookah Pipe Cleaner Is My Six-Year-Old's Favorite Past Time
1	1 Vote	The Longer 4/20 Goes on Horrible Tirade: You're a Muslim Aren't You?
1	1 Vote	The One Where Mitt Actually Says He Checked Area 51 for Aliens When He Disabled His Comments
1	1 Vote	8 Humans Whose Eating Habits Would Make a Custom Dildo of Your Friend Group
1	1 Vote	28 Devastating Truths About Sexual Fetishes (A Dominatrix's Perspective)
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Mile High Club With Sizzurp and Other Sexy Naked Alien Movies [NSFW]

—	1 Vote	It Was Love at First Sight: Half-Sisters Who Didn't Want to Puke
—	1 Vote	50 Years Ago, an Artist Convincingly Exhibited a Fake Iron Age Civilization – With a New AAA RPG Trilogy
—	1 Vote	Tom Holland Reveals Funny Problem With David Attenborough
—	1 Vote	VDL Handed Ultimatum as EU Tells UK It Is Horrific
—	1 Vote	House of the Dragon Finale Teaser Crashes the Coronation Street
—	1 Vote	Former White House of Course: Biden's Plan to Get Scary

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