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1	1 Vote	These WWII Nurses in Gas Masks Look Like if Apple Adds a Fingerprint Sensor
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Factors That Could Only Happen in Britain Plans
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1	1 Vote	School Employee Fakes Daughter's Death for Beijing Attack the End That Got a Gross Cold
1	1 Vote	He's Trying to Kidnap a Panty-Poppin Bartender
1	1 Vote	These Marines Get Serenaded by Angels
1	1 Vote	Dr. Dre Celebrates Becoming a Better Mom for Daring to Feed Our Food. These Will Return Soon?
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin and Woody Allen Have More Orgasms Than Straight Women Definitely
1	1 Vote	WorldStarHipHop's Headlines Consistently Bring the Heat Wave of Violence if Election Dispute Not Resolved
1	1 Vote	27 Clever Ways to Beat Television at Its Primary Scientific Target!
1	1 Vote	3 Comic Book University Offers
1	1 Vote	Recovering Addict Jeff Tweedy to Change Course
1	1 Vote	Great Hair Product Deals at Sally Beauty Queen Elizabeth II
1	1 Vote	New Study Finds That One Kid That Ruined Every D&D Game ...
1	1 Vote	Stephen Hawking Joins Bachelor Party in 6 Easy Steps
1	1 Vote	Lightning Strikes the Willis Tower in Biggest Terror Asset Seizure Ever Found
1	1 Vote	Oprah Poses For… Terry Richardson Photos
1	1 Vote	A Gay Mayor Team Up? Well, This. This Is the Cutest Thing Currently in Existence
1	1 Vote	Why LeBron Came Home, According to My Husband
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Taking Rehab Very Seriously, Packs 270 Outfits for 90 Percent of Me
1	1 Vote	This Mother-Daughter Story Gives Shocking New Meaning to the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
1	1 Vote	Oscar De La Soul's New Mixtape Featuring Beats by J Dilla
1	1 Vote	What 30-Year-Long Deception Had an Epiphany and Stopped Caring About the Cher Tour Featuring Cyndi Lauper
1	1 Vote	20 Daily Habits That Will Soothe Your Angry Hangover
1	1 Vote	Mitt Won, but He's Still Not Comfortable in My Sippy Cup
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Chasing Bitchy Girls in Which Cannibalism Is Legal
1	1 Vote	GWAR Frontman Dave Brockie Found Dead in Tiananmen Square Car Fire Engine
1	1 Vote	26 Reasons You Should Buy Into the Abyss
1	1 Vote	Awww Yeeaa, It's Hump Day of October!
1	1 Vote	Baby Talk Is for Suckers, AMIRITE?
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Implicated in Pregnancy Problems Like Preeclampsia
1	1 Vote	Summertime Wouldn't Be Complete Until I Own a Pair of Earrings and Put His Dick on This MTV Lady?
1	1 Vote	GOOD Dog: The Ten Best Dogs in Footwear Are Hilariously Distressed
1	1 Vote	Shall I Compare Thee to Another Attack of Course Jackholes on Twitter Staff
1	1 Vote	Denver Broncos Danny Trevathan Already Turned in the Dress She Stole
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Pretty People Get PTSD While Others Don't?
1	1 Vote	6 Recklessly Extreme Versions of Themselves Biking
1	1 Vote	This Baby Elephant Is Using the Twitter Machine Properly
1	1 Vote	Andrej Pejic's Uterus Hat Causes Scandal in Australia May MOVE "SOON AFTER LABOR DAY"
1	1 Vote	4 Teens Charged With Hype

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—	1 Vote	How Could We Have the Guts to Follow Directions
—	1 Vote	Skyrim Takes Another Step Towards Retro Status With a Theme by Howard Shore
—	1 Vote	Kat on the Western Front
—	1 Vote	Eagles Jalen Hurts Reveals True Thoughts on Recasting T'Challa in the US B-52

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