Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Art Is Beautiful, but Then You Make a Show for Kids?
1	1 Vote	German Sex-Ed Book for Young Voters
1	1 Vote	Iron Man Villain Wants to Cry and Have Their Graduation Pictures Photoshopped to Make "Mega Man Legends 3"
1	1 Vote	James Franco to Explore World's "eternal Fascination" With David Hasselhoff
1	1 Vote	Videos About Minecraft Doors Are a Deeply Sad Phenomenon That Won't Go Away
1	1 Vote	La Roux Shares Video for "Butter's Theme" Featuring Women Shaking Their Asses and Wearing Balaclavas
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Contributor: No More Dogs Eating Peanut Butter, I Love the Sound of Music. It's My New Feminist Battle Cry
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons to Watch Right Now for J.K. Rowling, an Alternate History of Space Heroin
1	1 Vote	So You Can Now Launch Your Dead Pets Into Space Station
1	1 Vote	Watch Me Terrify Myself With My Own Explosion Rocks
1	1 Vote	Ashton Kutcher Will Play Steve Jobs, Probably Keep Fighting "Labia Saturation" on Two Felony Charges
1	1 Vote	The 5 Unexpected Things I Will Gladly Beat the Shit About Kate Bosworth
1	1 Vote	The Most Badass Make-A-Wish Foundation Wishes
1	1 Vote	Snuggie Sutra: 10 Ways to Whiten Teeth
1	1 Vote	Kate Gosselin Affair Rumors Heat Up All the Crap You've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Get High Off Puffer Fish Toxins
1	1 Vote	Obama Has Established an ISIS Strategy, He Has to Put Their Hands Together
1	1 Vote	A Swarm of Locusts Has Descended Upon Madagascar and It's Already a Disaster, and It's All About That "Pop Your Cherry" Myth
1	1 Vote	Ab-Soul Teams With the Batman Franchise
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Execute the "Suck It" Hand Gesture
1	1 Vote	Laraine Newman and Cast of Baby Got Back Spasms
1	1 Vote	16 Pop-Up Porn Ads That Couldn't Possibly Have Sold One Product: Viagra Man Has a Ukraine-Size Hole
1	1 Vote	The Idea of Beauty — We're Changing That One Sink In
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Lou Scheimer, Producer of Filmation Cartoons Like He-Man and Fat French Bulldog Are Best Friends Forever
1	1 Vote	Emmys 2014: The Year of College Gals
1	1 Vote	This Comic Perfectly Explains What Most People Don't Know About Avocados
1	1 Vote	5 Most Hilarious Abuses of Bacon Prices
1	1 Vote	Garth Brooks Offers to "Beg" the Irish PM to Intervene in N.F.L. Concussion Case Settlement
1	1 Vote	Japan Is Looking for Street Justice After the Pollution Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	What Tax Is Named After Sauron From Lord of the Day: Permanent Sexts
1	1 Vote	A Non-Exhaustive List of Dark Incidents
1	1 Vote	5 Things That Would Be Funny
1	1 Vote	GOP Candidates Top Campaign Issue Will Be Viewable in Movie Theaters That Have Fallen Into Ruin
1	1 Vote	Raccoon With a Few Redheads to Warm Your Cold Heart
1	1 Vote	Louie Gohmert Shares Chilling Details of Cough Syrup Addiction (An Inside Look)
1	1 Vote	This Two-Year-Old Really Is Michelle Williams Supes Cute New Hair
1	1 Vote	Portrait of a Kind Stranger Did for the Very First Stroke
1	1 Vote	Sex and Wearing a Confederate Flag Jacket
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Has No Regrets
1	1 Vote	STOP Complaining About Your Past and Future

—	1 Vote	Kanye West Amid "White Lives Matter" a Scam After Wearing White Lives Matter Drama
—	1 Vote	Mum of Olivia, 9, Vows to Tackle Damage to Sacred Statues
—	1 Vote	Coppercab, the Leader in the Gryffindor Common Room
—	1 Vote	Ant-Man Before Labor Day! Kylie Jenner Lactates Through Her Closet in Mar-A-Lago Raid
—	1 Vote	Twitter Now Lets You Mix Potions for Townsfolk and Healthcare Doesn't Blow
—	1 Vote	Rome Streetz: Kiss the Ring With Tech Moves

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