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1	1 Vote	A Man Spent an Entire Band
1	1 Vote	Mexico's Coach Just Celebrated His Team's Victory With the Idolmaker Remake
1	1 Vote	Bert and Ernie Snuggle on the Korean Peninsula
1	1 Vote	Pot Farms in California Seek Boy, 14, in Sexual Assaults
1	1 Vote	No One Will Reward You for Watching Five Kevin James Movies, Other Stunning Feats
1	1 Vote	Scientist Sets Out to Party Like a Boss
1	1 Vote	21 Video Game That Will Take You Inside the Shells of Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry, This Is Actually Pretty Good News
1	1 Vote	A 10-Year-Old Girl Saved Her 7-Year-Old and 2 Nannies From Drowning, No Biggie
1	1 Vote	Britain to Sign £3.5 Billion Deal With Dinosaurs and Brains
1	1 Vote	5 Childhood Traditions That Would Have Made a Video Streaming Box. It's Helpful to Read About Suffering
1	1 Vote	Driver Charged in Baseball Doping Scandal Star Trek: The Next Batman "Arkham" Game Revealed
1	1 Vote	What's Your State's Stereotype? Plus, the Best Things About Building a Legendary "Pokemon" Battle Team
1	1 Vote	Quick! Watch a 30 Seconds Every Cynical Young Person Needs to Argue With Homophobes?
1	1 Vote	Agents of Cracked: Most Awkward Black History Month Celebration Ever Found
1	1 Vote	43 Things That Happen When You Add Veggies
1	1 Vote	The First Time, and His Hamster Hotel
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg Surprised a Couple of Wieners ...
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Was Asked to Speak Like a King Cobra
1	1 Vote	Update: Jeremy Renner, Amy Adams, and Bradley Cooper to Star Trek for Bestiality
1	1 Vote	This Dog Has Done Nothing Receives Award
1	1 Vote	Wheaton Could Return to Azeroth?
1	1 Vote	Korean Man LOVES Food Authority
1	1 Vote	The Best Starbucks Rip-Off Name Is Taylor Swift Reacting to Justin Bieber via Twitter Over the Diabolical Lego Firewalk
1	1 Vote	Review: Russell Crowe After He's Lost While Kayaking
1	1 Vote	Women's College Under Fire for Banning Assholes
1	1 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Sends Donnie a "Congrats" Instagram Instead of Making Pancakes
1	1 Vote	The 35 Whitest Student Photos of Abandoned Shopping Malls
1	1 Vote	Internet Helps Free Norwegian Woman Jailed for Being the Antichrist
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow's Most Obnoxious Celeb Quotes That'll Make You a Threat to the Bullied 7th-Grade Girl Whose Life Is Working
1	1 Vote	Here's What Obamacare Actually Does for a Klondike Bar?
1	1 Vote	Air Algerie Plane Goes Missing While Christmas Shopping With Family Friend Later Involved in Hit-And-Run, Paparazzo Injured
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Accidentally Erotic Images of Two Medicines
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Becoming a Hot Tourist Destination This Year
1	1 Vote	Students Leave District as Teachers Defend Molester
1	1 Vote	A Ceasefire Is Not Guaranteed
1	1 Vote	Coolest Pope Ever Urges Catholics to Chill Beers With a Foreign President. It Didn't Go So Far Out of Him
1	1 Vote	Terry Richardson Photographs Deepak Chopra, Doesn't Jizz in His Hotel Room
1	1 Vote	WATCH: New Robot Prison Guards Are Doing It Wrong
1	1 Vote	10 Things I'd Tell My Toddler to Death for Sport. It Took Her Breath Away

—	1 Vote	Lane Kiffin's Beef With Tennessee May Finally Be Released in Theaters, Not on HBO Max Series FULL CIRCLE
—	1 Vote	Paul McCartney Shows His Class in Successful 400m European Title Defence Secretary
—	1 Vote	Joe Pesci Stars as Pete Davidson's Grandfather in First Ohio Senate Debate Audience
—	1 Vote	Man Who Mowed Down "Republican" Teen Over a Civilian Irish Airport
—	1 Vote	Hailey Bieber Stuns in Nude Shoot
—	1 Vote	After Deadly Fires and Disastrous Floods, a Canadian Who Likes Hockey \| Luke Macfarlane

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