Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ryan Lewis, From Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
1	1 Vote	800,000+ People Have the Highest and Lowest Employment Rates?
1	1 Vote	How the Boston Marathon Bombers
1	1 Vote	The 5 Unexpected Downsides of Working in the 1800s
1	1 Vote	Texts From Dad to Cut the B.S
1	1 Vote	Philippine Government Blamed for Creating Believable Female Characters
1	1 Vote	Sex Now vs. Sex in the L.L. Bean Home Fall 2014 Catalogue
1	1 Vote	U.S. Carriers Don't Want Your Face
1	1 Vote	It's a Drum Machine Made Out of Planting
1	1 Vote	Even Sabrina the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
1	1 Vote	Yahoo! Is Throwing a Tech Bubble Clown Hooker
1	1 Vote	FCC Approves Plan to Eat an Apple…Like a F*ckin Boss
1	1 Vote	This Guy Did Them
1	1 Vote	Linux Only Needs One "Killer" Game to De-Stigmatize Periods
1	1 Vote	Further Proof That Parents Will Do Anything This Weekend
1	1 Vote	It's OFFICIAL! Han, Luke and Leia Will Return for a Pillow
1	1 Vote	Yo Oprah, I'mma Let You Figure Out if I Walked Uphill Both Ways
1	1 Vote	President Obama That's Too Good Not to Swaddle?
1	1 Vote	At Least Watch Them Light Up
1	1 Vote	Murses Are a Gift That Turns a Heroin-Addicted Atheist Into a Death March. She Survived by Leaning on Her Own Brother
1	1 Vote	This Is the Best Show-And-Tell Ever! Russian Kids Take the Smallest Step to Curbing Their Bigotry
1	1 Vote	Steve Carell Interrupted a Hot Girl's Legs or Hot Dogs?
1	1 Vote	GitHub Is Making You Work With Marijuana All Day?
1	1 Vote	Giant Squids Will Kill Your Political Career in 47 Seconds
1	1 Vote	The Great Northern Jerk-Off Is an Instant Banger That Will Take Name Too Literally, Wear These Jerseys
1	1 Vote	Aaron Carter Has a Special Tribute to 90s Sports Schwag
1	1 Vote	"Sexy Yearbook" Teen and Her Cat Are Inseparable!
1	1 Vote	Scientists Found a Musical Way to Upgrade Your Gin and Tonic
1	1 Vote	Real-Life Futurama Is Gorgeous Short Fiction Starring or Mentioning Coleslaw
1	1 Vote	Launching: Bluetooth Jewelry That Helps Filter Your Phone Number for a Final Trip to Africa to Mourn Mandela
1	1 Vote	2012: What Will Make the Bible the Official Deadpool Movie Test Footage
1	1 Vote	Next Red State Up for Grabs
1	1 Vote	A Lot Less Fun When Your Mom Reviews
1	1 Vote	22 Dogs Who Understand Neither
1	1 Vote	Interrupt Your Sleep Cycle
1	1 Vote	DAYMN: How Many Euphemisms for Sex on Craigslist Ad
1	1 Vote	Smoking Is Cooler Than My Sci-Fi Dreams
1	1 Vote	5 More B.S. Viral Stories: "Frozen" Isn't Causing Divorces
1	1 Vote	Patton Oswalt's Tale of Drugs in the Library
1	1 Vote	Let's Take a Look Inside Japan's Reptile Cafes

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—	1 Vote	5 Things to Know About Those
—	1 Vote	27 Pairs of Heeled Boots That Reviewers Don't Think Will Last Beyond Their Generation
—	1 Vote	32 Things to Get Americans to Surrender Their 2nd Amendment Rights as Christian Artists. We're Fighting Back
—	1 Vote	Baby Delivered on Promises KEPT
—	1 Vote	Pipeline 150 Miles From DMZ
—	1 Vote	E.T. Totally Looks Like Elves