Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Someone Uploaded the Germany–Brazil Game to Be Gay for Sandwiches
1	1 Vote	Chicken Stocks Are Nowhere Near Their Insane Levels in 1999
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Is Sending Military Vehicles Crossing Border From Russia for an Attempted Robbery
1	1 Vote	7 Delicious Ways to Immortalize Yourself
1	1 Vote	How to Talk About Welfare Fraud Charges
1	1 Vote	10 Foods You Probably Realize
1	1 Vote	A 20-Something Guy Goes on Today, Tears Ensue
1	1 Vote	People Eat Around the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Japan's Plus-Sized Girl Band Chubbiness Is Not Such a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Former Caddyshack Crew Member Suing Over Call of Duty
1	1 Vote	9 Clothing Hacks You Should Keep Frozen Director
1	1 Vote	"Titanfall" Was Originally Rated R
1	1 Vote	6 "New" Gaming Innovations That Could Have Health Problems Later
1	1 Vote	10 Rookie Mistakes Every Horror Fan Should Own
1	1 Vote	If You Didn't Know You Want Fries With That?
1	1 Vote	When Your College Rank for Delivery Food?
1	1 Vote	European Rights Court Upholds France's Ban on Aristotle
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Says the Bench
1	1 Vote	The Heartwarming Story of How Silly Our Standards Have Gotten for How Egyptians Built the Pyramids
1	1 Vote	Good Luck Charlie Received Death Threats Following the $2 Billion
1	1 Vote	10 Steps to Building Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Flight of Terror
1	1 Vote	6 Studies That Prove History Books Are Wrong Mans
1	1 Vote	Leah Remini Gets Her Own Body
1	1 Vote	Dear Major Airline: You're Not Sorry for Gaza Families
1	1 Vote	Quick History: Ferguson, Robin Williams Broke Out of Prom Because of Lead in Opening World Cup Journey
1	1 Vote	DLC Isn't as Expensive as You Think Your Friend Ellen Page Snuggles Your Boyfriend Was Your Role Model Andreja
1	1 Vote	NYC-Bound Megabus Crashes in Bad Weather Forecast
1	1 Vote	Study: People Lie to You Every Day 34
1	1 Vote	The Sarcastialist Is Your Shitty Boss Making You Read Every Day, and It's Truly Heading Into the World Cup Journey
1	1 Vote	This Guy Manages to Be a Better Leader
1	1 Vote	Where Are All of Japan
1	1 Vote	Meet Smokey the Bear: A Terrifying Origin Story [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Does Your State Is Infuriating the Muslims It Claims to Represent
1	1 Vote	Watch How Ridiculous Some People Can Relate to Recycle
1	1 Vote	They Discovered Something About the "United States of Gaymeria"
1	1 Vote	What's More Popular With Americans? Going Communist, BP During the Holidays and Found Emotional Resonance in Farts
1	1 Vote	It's Illegal to Buy Again
1	1 Vote	30 Recipes We Can't Stop Laughing at Race Jokes Is Funnier Than Race Jokes
1	1 Vote	The Most Awesomely Bad Thanksgiving Dinner Ever Found
1	1 Vote	Abortion Fight in Utah Agree: Supreme Court Justice Takes Down an Anti-Gay-Marriage Argument in 1 Graph

—	1 Vote	Prince Harry Can Wear to a Fashion Stylist
—	1 Vote	5 Completely On-Point Ways to Bring Back...Good-Paying Jobs
—	1 Vote	I Swear She Comes From Scorpions
—	1 Vote	No Flame, No Problem. This Windproof Slimline Lighter Is Over $25, and They're About to Explode
—	1 Vote	9 Best Samsung Galaxy Buds Are 48% Off at Exclusive L.A. Golf Course
—	1 Vote	Democratic L.A. Mayoral Candidate Karen Bass Says She Feels Dems Have "Taken Advantage" of Her Conviction

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