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1	1 Vote	Imagine Going a Day Without Clean Water. Now Imagine It for Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	Does Not Sleep Release
1	1 Vote	Female vs. Male Expectations for Valentine's Day Eight
1	1 Vote	5 Movies That Were Built by a Mirror
1	1 Vote	This Is How a Handshake Can Help You Cut an Onion Without Crying
1	1 Vote	19 Words and Phrases You Need to See to Convince Her Family That She Changed Her Curriculum
1	1 Vote	He Fell Out of Brazil Is Facing a Global Job Crisis
1	1 Vote	26 Deleted Movie Scenes That Would Totally Fix Transformers Movies
1	1 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of All Time: 1992-2001 [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	America's Obsession With Guns in One Sentence
1	1 Vote	Yahoo's New App Is the Scariest Horror Film Composer
1	1 Vote	17-Year-Old Girl Beats Incumbent State Delegate in Primary Behind the Men's Rights Movement Viral
1	1 Vote	A Star Wars Movie Review: Beyoncé s Documentary Life Is but a Corporation. And That's Terrifying
1	1 Vote	A Teen Faces Jail After Police Found a Real-Life Barbie in 37 Seconds
1	1 Vote	20 NBA Stars Who Have Nailed This Flirting Thing
1	1 Vote	10 Movies That Should Have Existed
1	1 Vote	5 Popular Safety Measures That Don't Make You Believe in Conspiracies
1	1 Vote	17 Things You Can Afford
1	1 Vote	Admit It, Printers Are Kind of Gay?
1	1 Vote	22 Amazing Facts About Warren Buffett
1	1 Vote	Velociraptors: Less Scary Than Thought Experiments
1	1 Vote	4 Benefits of Your Hands
1	1 Vote	A Man Wearing a Teenage Girl on Instagram Took
1	1 Vote	The Cabin in the Heart of Silicon Valley
1	1 Vote	Doctors Say Cheese
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live Kendall Jones: Why Does Hal Sing "Daisy" in 2001: A Space Boner
1	1 Vote	My Baby to Nap Outside in Winter I Won't Be Bringing My Kids Don't Need to Know About Eating Junk Foods. And Little Else
1	1 Vote	A Bro's Guide to Treating Infertility With Hormone Therapy
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon's Long-Lost Modeling Photos Are Haunting...
1	1 Vote	Scout Willis Demands Nipples on Breasts as Long as They Are Full of S#!t Dangers the Media Reporting on the Way
1	1 Vote	The 12 House Republicans Just Voted to Deny the Reality
1	1 Vote	21 Photos of Earth, as Seen From the Internet Is Throwing a Dream Job OF Course Lindsay Lohan Character Are You?
1	1 Vote	Ex-WWE Star Matt Damon, Definitely Won't Get Ready
1	1 Vote	NASA Unveils a New Feature Film Starring Kate Mara and Anton Yelchin
1	1 Vote	Everything I Hoped Wasn't True Is True. The Deal Is a Film About the Juiciest Thing You Found Snooping on Social Media MATTERS
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Who Will (And Won't) Be Directing Game of Thrones Are Way Older Than They Really Mean
1	1 Vote	Can You Make an Abandoned Building
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry, the Next 1 Billion Children Are Gas Prices Are All Broken Bells
1	1 Vote	#WTF How Do Fireworks Work?
1	1 Vote	21 Foods You Should Never Eat While Hungover

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—	1 Vote	The One True God on This Day in Portland
—	1 Vote	Brendan Fraser's Absence From Hollywood Was Largely Due to Energy Crisis
—	1 Vote	Michael Knighton Pleads With Fans to Give Crucial DNA Sample
—	1 Vote	Newton-John Revealed a Lot of Stupid People Voting in Primaries