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1	1 Vote	Editorial: A Critical Look at Oscorp in Amazing Spider-Man 2
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1	1 Vote	18 Fictional Technologies That Are Way More Fun When They Creep on You Not Knowing
1	1 Vote	The U.N. Now Recognizes Same-Sex Marriages for All in a Single Self-Mocking Sentence
1	1 Vote	18 Things About Google's Military Robots—In Comic Form
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1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs on Why His Version of "Sesame Street" Is Different
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1	1 Vote	A Warning to 25-Year-Olds About the Constitution
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1	1 Vote	4 Organizations That Screw the People Who Need Organs
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—	1 Vote	"Endgame" Directors Trying Their Hardest to Prevent Coronavirus Cases
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