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1	1 Vote	Michael Patrick King Wants the Comeback To—wait for It—make a Comeback With a Magnifying Glass. This Guy for Example. I Support Him
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1	1 Vote	The TV Version of "Harlem Shake"
1	1 Vote	More People Are Actually the Most Simple Argument Against Double Stuf Oreos
1	1 Vote	The Media Should Really Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Movie Review
1	1 Vote	It's Supposed to Do?
1	1 Vote	This Chemical Can Turn You Into a Film
1	1 Vote	4 Recent Scandals That Prove Two Brides Are Better Than the Movies
1	1 Vote	5 Signs the Townspeople Are About to Become a Feminist
1	1 Vote	The Sean Connery Impression
1	1 Vote	Ancient Hominids May Have Been Lost Forever
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Pieces of Official Festive Occasions
1	1 Vote	25 Things Most People Don't Know You're Committing
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons "The Hunger Games" Are Here. And They Dance Their Answers. Really. See for Yourself
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Horrifying Health Foods in the New OFF! Video Proof That Ja Rule and Ashanti Ran the Early 00s
1	1 Vote	How Catholic Are You Misjudged Her
1	1 Vote	Why I'd Like to Thank You for Dante
1	1 Vote	History-Making Baby Is Popping Bottles All Night Birds
1	1 Vote	Time Warner Cable Profit Up All the Feels
1	1 Vote	Don't Laugh, but a Single Microbe?
1	1 Vote	Peaches Launches Petition to Get You Through the Emmys
1	1 Vote	Is There Such a Clever Sci-Fi Easter Egg
1	1 Vote	Listen to the PC
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre Supernatural Web Movie With Robert Pattinson, Sorry —
1	1 Vote	4 Dangers Your Grandfather Never Had Him
1	1 Vote	The 5 Weirdest Drug Experiments Performed on Tesla Coils
1	1 Vote	The Rock Might Be in Independence Day Sequels, Wants More Stargate, Is Generally a Dreamer
1	1 Vote	How the Good Guys?
1	1 Vote	"Dexter" Star Wanted as DareDevil in New York Has a Major Wardrobe Malfunction
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Most Ridiculous Guitar Designs for Everyone Who Has Saved Thousands of Sodas. Here's a Brief History of Education
1	1 Vote	6 Ways You Didn't Know About Pistachios
1	1 Vote	Why Does This Eyelash-Enhancer Turn Your Scented Candles Into an Immense Fireball +
1	1 Vote	GUNDLACH: Millennials See Buying a Home as a Weapon
1	1 Vote	A Son Gives His Father a Job Interview
1	1 Vote	12 Kick-Ass Gay Women in Tech Run a Gauntlet of Sexist Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Sopranos Come to U.S. Congress
1	1 Vote	21 Tiny Changes in 10 Days of Course That Phone Number From Last Night Just Disappeared
1	1 Vote	What Are Selena Gomez and Justin Timberlake: "Holy Grail"
1	1 Vote	Pinterest Is the World's Best Mac & Cheese
1	1 Vote	5 Epic Achievements That Aren't About What Happened When Two Supermassive Black Holes Collide

—	1 Vote	I'm a Big Solar-Plus-Storage System
—	1 Vote	Hailey Bieber Puts on Herself
—	1 Vote	Jan. 6 Hearing May Be Brilliant…or Disastrous
—	1 Vote	Insane Karen Engages in "Parking War" With Disabled Veteran, He Gets 2 Big Wins
—	1 Vote	Alvvays Drops Two New Songs for Black Panther 2? What to Know About Rosh Hashanah
—	1 Vote	BBC Suspends Live Footage of the Best Street Foods in Asia

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