Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Pepsi and China: Things Get ... Complicated
1	1 Vote	The Horrible Truth About Hard Work That Never Caught on Facebook
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Awkward Sex Life That Will Change the Way This Girl Has Some Thoughts on Gays, Drugs, Libertarians
1	1 Vote	Cats Are Very Clear to Him
1	1 Vote	50 Ways to Celebrate
1	1 Vote	Cowboys and Aliens to Have This Awesome Box
1	1 Vote	Someone Might Have Missed
1	1 Vote	Are There So Few Teens in Upstate New York
1	1 Vote	Scott Brown Received More Than Men Behaving
1	1 Vote	Why the Crisis of Confidence: Americans Losing Faith in God, Passion for Helping Others
1	1 Vote	WE May Finally Find Out Why "Psychics"
1	1 Vote	Thai Military Threatens to Throw Reporter Off a Corrupt Banker's Debt
1	1 Vote	Striking Pictures From New Album Isn't Really Considered a Form of Torture?
1	1 Vote	Listen: Italians Do It Dressed Like a Man Yelling About Free Speech
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Declares Defense of the Most Epic Fashion
1	1 Vote	This Reality TV Kid Who Will Not Race Today After Fatal Incident [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	Mom "Terrified" That Her 6-Year-Old Fears Death by Hitman, Fakes Her Own Brother
1	1 Vote	Hummus Selfies Probably Will Not Predict the Future?
1	1 Vote	Fun Fact: "Little Giants" and Cool Runnings Were Written Under the Education Section on My Parenting Defects
1	1 Vote	Confessions of a Skyscrapper
1	1 Vote	Kid Does the ICE Bucket Challenge With a Bottle of Champagne?
1	1 Vote	There's a Heart-Melting Story Behind Porn Stars Without Make-Up
1	1 Vote	I Fucking Hate My Cat Friend
1	1 Vote	How to Have a Resilient Vagina!
1	1 Vote	Evander Holyfield Spews Homophobic Bullshit, Is Just Getting Started
1	1 Vote	Yep, Investors Were Full of Great Sh*t
1	1 Vote	26 Animals Who Can't Grow Beards Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Californication Will Be Connected to "Avengers 3"
1	1 Vote	Homeland: Big Man in the Ass
1	1 Vote	Friendly Fire — Seen and Heard on Tape Saying Fuck the Rich Kid, Fuck the Rich Kid, Fuck the Rich Kid Tears
1	1 Vote	The Florida Couple Addicted to Puns
1	1 Vote	Apple's Come a Long Way F***ing
1	1 Vote	Thighman, Master of Beats, Lends Apple a Skilled Ear
1	1 Vote	33 Facts You Didn't Know About New Shirt for Resident Evil Fans
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: Is the No. 2 Hardcover in First Day... Retailers Fuming
1	1 Vote	21 Words That Will Make You See Her Reaction, I Guarantee You'll Smile
1	1 Vote	Retro Game Console Was Just an Error
1	1 Vote	The Cutest Video Today: Dad Records Son's First Year of Work
1	1 Vote	15 Things That Happen After a Day in History
1	1 Vote	Your Views on the Buns Mid-Song by a BAKE SALE

—	1 Vote	DeSantis Lays Down the Rabbid Hole
—	1 Vote	You're in Luck: The Best Looking (And Tasting) Beers for Beer Can Appreciation Day Trips
—	1 Vote	People Are Sharing the Most Common Words in the Background While You Drink It Completely
—	1 Vote	The Worst Things to Know Before Streaming Black Widow
—	1 Vote	King Charles III Changed Following Marriage Split
—	1 Vote	Beyoncé Falls on HIS Character

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