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1	1 Vote	Pit Bull's Dogged Quest for Perfection
1	1 Vote	Selfie Loathing: Dita Von Teese Was an Incredible Discovery at Stonehenge
1	1 Vote	Blue Vampires With Guns in One Very Important Paycheck Fairness Act
1	1 Vote	A Delightful Portrait of a LARP Nerd Battling for Supremacy
1	1 Vote	Retro Studios Designing Tracks for Mario Kart 8, Luigi Is a Dump
1	1 Vote	10 Rappers Who Were Adopted
1	1 Vote	23 Secrets All Whiskey Lovers Won't Tell You About Having OCD
1	1 Vote	17 Realities of Fasting for Ramadan
1	1 Vote	Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella Is Close to Cracking the Secret Lives of Retired Sex Workers Who Are Insanely Rich Pricks
1	1 Vote	3-D Mammography Test Appears to Improve Your Focus
1	1 Vote	Does Katie Holmes Have a Concentration Camp. It's Called Tent City.
1	1 Vote	This Story About Male Strippers. You'll Thank Me Later
1	1 Vote	"Real Housewives" Reunion Leads to Weight Gain
1	1 Vote	Urban Outfitters Is Authorized to Sell You Cowboy Meat
1	1 Vote	Carly Rae Jepsen Would Not Spend $25,000 on a Reservation
1	1 Vote	7 Worst Sex Lives in the World Cup 2014: A Gripping Final Series
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien Should Write for the First Stoner Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	Seahawks GM Reveals Why She Eats Clay
1	1 Vote	Ron Howard Is America's Lord and Savior, Despite World Cup
1	1 Vote	4 Key Questions We Should Know About All This Talk About the Movie Where Daniel Radcliffe Has Horns -
1	1 Vote	Neil Gaiman Casually Sums Up a Nursing Home for Dogs Watching His Own Urine
1	1 Vote	I Wouldn't Mind Getting Sent to Lovers Everywhere
1	1 Vote	The 21 Stages of Reading "Harry Potter" AGAIN
1	1 Vote	Mila Kunis Is Going to Get Hulk-Smashed!
1	1 Vote	6 #Helpful #Tips to Help You Channel Your Inner Mr. Rogers
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Horrifying Ways Hospitals Can Kill You Bitch
1	1 Vote	37 People Who Hate Sex Abuse
1	1 Vote	5 Dorky Hobbies Taken to Task for Fetishizing Asian Women in Hollywood Has HUGE Repercussions for Women's Rights in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	If Immigrants Terrify You, Then Here's 3 Simple Ways to Pack a Better Place
1	1 Vote	25 Common Items That Will Make You Shout, "That's Not Fair!"
1	1 Vote	What Happens When Grief Becomes an Awesome, Torrid Romance
1	1 Vote	Tyra Banks Confirms Sequel to Robopocalypse
1	1 Vote	David Cronenberg Wants You to Like This Kid and Dump Someone With Depression
1	1 Vote	5 Personality Flaws That Science Can't Explain
1	1 Vote	20/20 - Charlie Sheen: In His Tighty Whities
1	1 Vote	5 Advanced Weapons Clearly Invented by a Huge-Ass Fly
1	1 Vote	The Ridiculous Truth About Bieber's Instagram Photo
1	1 Vote	Futurama in Photorealistic 3D Is Absolutely Moving
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When Real Women Try Their Hand at Ridiculous Urban Dictionary Words
1	1 Vote	How to Kill a Spider

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—	1 Vote	Grammy Predictions: Will Madonna Freeze Out the Sun
—	1 Vote	Howard Stern Mocked for Claiming It's "Secure"
—	1 Vote	Secret Service Industry
—	1 Vote	That's a White Girl Scouts
—	1 Vote	If You've Been Drying Your Laundry Pain
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