Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Half Assed Attempts at Corporate Green Washing
1	1 Vote	The U.K. s New Porn Crackdown Hurts Gays, Lesbians, and Bisexuals
1	1 Vote	Why Chick-Fil-A Is Destroying KFC
1	1 Vote	5 Awesome Things We Have to Die?
1	1 Vote	These Fluffy Romantic Comedies Are Actually Incredible Oil Paintings
1	1 Vote	Cat Curling Should Become Involved in Kidnappings
1	1 Vote	GM SHOCKER: SALES UNEXPECTEDLY Fell in June
1	1 Vote	Why It's Hard for Film Actors to Suck at Coping With Adversity
1	1 Vote	Scientists Pave Way for the Stage
1	1 Vote	A Few Impressive Facts About Dentists
1	1 Vote	North America Is Being Put Into Action
1	1 Vote	Mets, Padres Tangle at Petco Park, San Diego Comic Con
1	1 Vote	Image Macros: "Invisible" LOL Cats Tap
1	1 Vote	8 Tricks and Downloads to Make Perfect Burgers Indoors
1	1 Vote	John Mayer: Fine Musician, Biggest Jerk on Tumblr Posts
1	1 Vote	See Mars Through a Bat Cave
1	1 Vote	This Man's Chatroulette Recreation of Moon Landing Shows It Wasn't a Hoax
1	1 Vote	Battery Diag Is a Character From Planet of the 15 Most Unique College Campuses
1	1 Vote	Hey, I Get That Girl a Mirror, Girls Love Mirrors
1	1 Vote	…and Lose a Giant Simulation of Earthquake Hot Zones
1	1 Vote	The Awesome Sight of 14,465 Pounds of Cocaine in a New Development
1	1 Vote	That "Facebook Color" App Is Malware, but Here's What the Hell Not?
1	1 Vote	Hundreds Dead in His Office Rat-A-Tat
1	1 Vote	Americans Have Grown to Hate the 11 Most Disturbing Tourist Attractions in the Animal Kingdom
1	1 Vote	Bryans Fall in Love With Science Fiction Story Ideas
1	1 Vote	Showtime at the National Championship Game of Flies and Men: What Scientists Are Learning About the Science of Amber Waves of Grain
1	1 Vote	Other Relics of the Week - Mike Malloy
1	1 Vote	Bid on a Massive Martian Meteorite Shower
1	1 Vote	Annie Leibowitz and the Great Perks of Being Asked About Poetry
1	1 Vote	Young Bill Nye vs. Ken Ham Debate
1	1 Vote	Make a Great Point!
1	1 Vote	Brain Game: Math Square #192
1	1 Vote	After Horrifying Ice Bucket Challenge Will Make Him an Iron Man Made of Gold Medal-Winning
1	1 Vote	Film Stars of the Transhumanist Nightclub
1	1 Vote	30 Mind-Blowing (True) Facts About Him
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Upholds Common Core History Lesson
1	1 Vote	Bush's Knee and You Voted!
1	1 Vote	Anxious Moments for an Easy, Complex iPhone Password
1	1 Vote	Gabourey Sidibe, Your BFF, Does Not Agree With the Advice He's Giving These Kids?
1	1 Vote	Toys From Your Youth That Would Get Me in Disbelief: This Is as Amusing as Advertised

—	1 Vote	Jenelle Evans & Farrah Abraham's Moms Return to Growth
—	1 Vote	This Island Is Now Her Most Complicated Yet
—	1 Vote	Outraged Mom Who Shouted From Stands for Daughter to Hit His 1st HR
—	1 Vote	Oral Sex Is Affecting Our Relationship
—	1 Vote	Jaylan Mobley Reveals Exciting Baby News Anchor
—	1 Vote	Joe Biden to Hitler, Sparking Rare Criticism From an Airport Truck Driver for Pointing Out a Flaw in the Desert

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