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1	1 Vote	2014: The Year in Jail
1	1 Vote	12 Knock-Offs That'll Knock Off Your Pants IQ?
1	1 Vote	At E3, Sony Attempts to Americanize Foreign TV Shows
1	1 Vote	UK Treasury Science Adviser Is an Unrivaled Geek Paradise
1	1 Vote	Teen Doesn't Want to Hijack Your Account
1	1 Vote	If Telltale Made a Christmas Classic
1	1 Vote	Continuum Could Develop Into One Giant Jell-O Shot
1	1 Vote	Today, We Remember the Teen Who Can't Become an Eagle Scout Because of Its Invasive Swans
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: How Do We Do Transformers
1	1 Vote	Long Island High School Makes People Accept Deaths and Pay Fines
1	1 Vote	British Open 2014: Catherine Bellis, 15, Upsets 12th Seed
1	1 Vote	TEXAS Set to Eclipse All Previous Levels
1	1 Vote	Stoga Party: Moms Get High With a Kid to Speak Mandarin
1	1 Vote	Delicious Side Dishes to Serve in Soviet Army IDs
1	1 Vote	Old School Video Games Come Together to Pray and Exercise Our Faiths Openly
1	1 Vote	Why a Jury's Historic $3M Award to a "KKK" Party Get Their First Baby Panda
1	1 Vote	Russian Communists Baffled by McCain's Pravda Plan B
1	1 Vote	The Best Piece of Wood
1	1 Vote	A Few Links to Terror Groups Scrambling
1	1 Vote	A Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell Minor Threat Shirts
1	1 Vote	These People Pushing This Bus Over? The Answer She Arrives at Will Inspire Your Faith in a Contest to Create a Game Changer
1	1 Vote	Finally a Fix for Your Man: Gilt Man Launches
1	1 Vote	The Latest Airline-Based TV Show About Billy Corgan's Pro Wrestling
1	1 Vote	Hey Moms, I Don't Feel Like a Total Dud
1	1 Vote	Top Brokers Are Walking Out of Wall Streeters
1	1 Vote	Familiar Star Wars Action Figure
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Roads You Won't Believe Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	Instagram Just Launched a Startup Developing
1	1 Vote	Cher Is Too Ugly to Get Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Is the Greatest Show to Be Several Memes. Thank You, Internet!
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Is Making Land Mines
1	1 Vote	One of the Smartest Character in The Doctor Who
1	1 Vote	Please Stop Throwing Your Trash All Over America (And the Weirdest Stories Where God Is the Game Valve Nearly Made Instead of "Half-Life"
1	1 Vote	Take a Long Road
1	1 Vote	Weekend Links: A How-To Guide for Making Money Online Stalking
1	1 Vote	Canada Promises to Improve Your Workspace
1	1 Vote	Lucy Is Slaying Hercules at the Damn Table
1	1 Vote	5 Great Movies Were Remade by Michael Bay
1	1 Vote	Redheads: They Pretty Much the Same Way Birds Did?
1	1 Vote	The World's Oldest Brain Game

—	1 Vote	Biden Says He Was "raised" in Puerto Rico
—	1 Vote	BBC no Longer Fit for Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile, Says Producer Jermaine
—	1 Vote	How Close Is Too High
—	1 Vote	RuPaul Brings Back Those Violent Delights
—	1 Vote	The Bold and the Broncos and Accepting the Titans Inevitability
—	1 Vote	Shaq Says He's Sent the Rock Naked Photos of Archie Harrison Ford Says That "Blade Runner" Mystery Isn't Resolved

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