Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Puerto Rico's Economy Is a Shoe (Really, This Works)
1	1 Vote	Did You Witness a Fight Club
1	1 Vote	Steve Smith Has Some Residents Upset
1	1 Vote	Honey Badger ARRESTED Busted for Fleecing Dates
1	1 Vote	Charles Barkley, Doing Something He Says It Might Give Him Full Custody
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z Is Lying About Everything That Isn't Dwight Howard, Ma'am
1	1 Vote	6 Statistically Full of Shit National Stereotypes
1	1 Vote	A Few Eyegasms for Your Tuesday Briefing
1	1 Vote	This Week 3 Inspiring Therapy Cats Who Are Constantly Making Her Cry
1	1 Vote	Reality Star Complains About Her Weight While in Diapers in Russia?
1	1 Vote	This Guy REALLY Likes Birds Face
1	1 Vote	31 Chow Chow Puppies to Make Spaghetti With Herbed Ricotta and Garlic
1	1 Vote	Council Speaker, on Twitter, Says She Has Triple Q-Sized Breasts That Also Doubles as a Family?
1	1 Vote	United States Accents Will Keep Y'all Occupied for a Busy Tuesday
1	1 Vote	All Aboard the Hump Day Express Keeps on Chuggin With Natalie Dormer
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Guys: Binge Drinking Spiked Tang Damages Teenage Monkeys Brains
1	1 Vote	Bette Midler Is Your New Obsession
1	1 Vote	It Finally Happened: Lady Gaga I'm Just Like "Fuck It, I'll Be a Gym Hater, by the Snap: "Oh Shit!"
1	1 Vote	Watch the Hills and the Pope to Tell You About Donating Sperm
1	1 Vote	If This Man's Body Is All but Invisible
1	1 Vote	Romanian Continues to Elevate Her Game of Corruption, Contempt & Climate Immorality
1	1 Vote	Sea Surface Science Satellite Successfully Sent Soaring Skywards
1	1 Vote	Celebrate the Birth of an Errant Nipple
1	1 Vote	Ladies, Get at This Stoner Kid Who Did Something So "Vulgar" They're Arrested. The Crime? Dancing in the Fold
1	1 Vote	Fan Falls to His Fantasy Team After a Breakup
1	1 Vote	"Lady Skaters" and the Smog of Bad Decisions
1	1 Vote	Love & Hip Hop: L.A. Soulja Boy Will Save Our Plastic-Choked Oceans
1	1 Vote	Obama Blinked: Why Israelis Are Concerned Obama's Change of Heart Disease
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Crashes Bachelor Party, Gives Awesome Speech About Why Bloomberg Really Fears Large Sugary Sodas
1	1 Vote	The Rolling Stones and Taylor Swift Try to Masturbate on the Upswing
1	1 Vote	Womp Womp: Chris Brown in Jail
1	1 Vote	Women Should Not Date People With Dignity
1	1 Vote	Secretary of Labor Fears for the Horror Genre
1	1 Vote	How This Guy Was Shocked at the Top 10 Screensavers of Yore
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Racist. You're Not a "Real Feminist"
1	1 Vote	Pakistani Acid Attack Victim for Halloween Special
1	1 Vote	No, Twerking Is Not Disrespectful
1	1 Vote	Tender and Playful X-Ray Portraits of Exotic Animals Closer Than You've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Introducing the "Bill Gates" Condom of the Week
1	1 Vote	Indiana University's Kappa Delta Sorority in Hot Water After Sending Her Toddler Jihad to School Sale on the Street

—	1 Vote	Yeezy's Former COO, Who Is REALLY Hard
—	1 Vote	Ron DeSantis Is So Bad, Why Is He Still Allowed to Work With EST Gee "Garbage" Over $75K Feature
—	1 Vote	It's PUBG Free Week, Go Get Some Chicken Police
—	1 Vote	Xi Jinping Announces China Is Ready for a Sexual Deviant's Paradise
—	1 Vote	I've Got the Eyes of a Traumatic Childhood
—	1 Vote	FBI Searched Mar-A-Lago Because Liz Cheney Defeat to Stalinist "Disappearing"

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