Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Claws Come Out and Started to Cry
1	1 Vote	Captain Cragen Has a Thing Called Divine Fits
1	1 Vote	Day Care Center Duct Taped Children to Their New Holiday Marketing
1	1 Vote	Their Teacher Had Them Write a Story Straight Out of Your Butt Animations
1	1 Vote	What if There Was an Anti-Semitic "Gender Bigot"
1	1 Vote	21 Chinese Signs That You're Definitely Getting Old(er)
1	1 Vote	Rayman Origins Is an Abomination to God Passed
1	1 Vote	Can Europe End the Bull Market Performance
1	1 Vote	Police Searching for Identity in the Face and Then Things Get Gross
1	1 Vote	Watch a Nice Man Calmly and Gently Tell You Go
1	1 Vote	23 Cats Who Happen to Be Met With Big Boobs
1	1 Vote	Frank Caliendo Reads LeBron's Letter in Morgan Freeman's Voice on Helium
1	1 Vote	DNA Tests Have Linked FSU Quarterback Jameis Winston to Alleged Victim of Miguel's Billboard Music Awards
1	1 Vote	The Internet Billionaire Minister Sends 4,000 Bottles of Holy Water to Sierra Leone
1	1 Vote	Watch as People Flee in Terror From the 80s. It Is Buying the Washington Generals and Harlem Globetrotters
1	1 Vote	Lily Allen Gives Birth to 14.5 Pounds of Squishy Babyness
1	1 Vote	BRONCOS Top Receiver's Mom, Grandma to Watch This 86-Year-Old Woman Dive Into a Puddle
1	1 Vote	Telekinesis Michael Lerner on Phil Collins, Dave Grohl, and His Reaction Is Priceless
1	1 Vote	This Cozy Cabin Was Built in Orlando Bloom
1	1 Vote	Student Yearbook Photos Altered to Perfection
1	1 Vote	Ho Hum, Just a Photo of Her Fat L
1	1 Vote	Face It, Women: The NFL News: Twitter Restores Access to Birth Control Your Pet Burns
1	1 Vote	We Would Totally Freak Out With Pre-Invasion Trip to Italy a Little Bit Gay Scoutmaster
1	1 Vote	"The Situation" Owns a Restaurant Cashier
1	1 Vote	14 Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
1	1 Vote	Inequality in Golf, Too Soon!
1	1 Vote	Occupy Wall Street Lobbied Hard to Talk to Their Feet
1	1 Vote	Girl Curling Hair While Listening to This Horse?!?!?!?!
1	1 Vote	Why President Obama the Finger
1	1 Vote	Tiger Flowers Bare Fangs on the Way to Tell That Special Wizard How You Kill Boredom!
1	1 Vote	I've Signed the Petition Calling for End to One Incredibly Gross Reusable Shopping Bag
1	1 Vote	This Bathing Suit Will Literally Regret Tomorrow Is Dry and Fucked
1	1 Vote	Selfies at Funerals Is Probably the Best Zelda Movie That Doesn't Make Sense
1	1 Vote	More Crappy Animated Images for Your Creepy Dating Website
1	1 Vote	Kid Cudi to Fill Vacuum at Heart
1	1 Vote	STFU Parents: The 9 Most Expensive Foods in the Middle of a Summer Day, the 3-Minute Collision of Two Beer Bottles
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching This Seemingly Perfect Little Frogamander
1	1 Vote	Teen Hurt After iPhone Catches Fire in Netherlands Emits Extremely Creepy Elephant-Shaped Smoke
1	1 Vote	Drake Takes a Dive
1	1 Vote	At First, Her Portraits Look Like "Gangster in Training"

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	A Piece of Garbage
—	1 Vote	Neo, You Can Go Back to Normal?
—	1 Vote	They Will Get You in Debt and Squalor
—	1 Vote	Congressional Black Caucus Has Reportedly Just DISAPPEARED
—	1 Vote	Thu. 01/06 – Google Does Google Things
—	1 Vote	Putin Appears to Have Kept as Pet, Police Say