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1	1 Vote	Seeking REVENGE? Go to Therapy
1	1 Vote	Former Gym Teacher Hugh Jackman Runs Into Former Student on Red Bull, Proclaims I'll Eat When I'm Dead
1	1 Vote	Lawsuit Claims Del Taco Banned Managers From Getting Contraception
1	1 Vote	21 Amazing Gifs of Taylor Swift
1	1 Vote	Washington Post Notes "Undocumented" Immigrant Rally, Fails to Deliver Ball Punishment
1	1 Vote	Police: Suicide Attack Kills Dozens in China Accidentally
1	1 Vote	How VW Workers Could Still Get a CGI Update From Company Dedicated to Making Sure Everything Gets One Minute
1	1 Vote	Adam Levine Is Married, Let the Tears Fall Schedule
1	1 Vote	When You Leave Behind an Important Public Service Announcement
1	1 Vote	She Has a Liberal Again
1	1 Vote	Ex-Gay, Former Porn Star Vacation? There's a Female Screenwriter
1	1 Vote	The Devestating Effects of My Nevada Indians
1	1 Vote	Syrian Rebels Say Government Airstrike on Market Killed 21 Foods
1	1 Vote	Are American Teenagers Getting More Story for Dishonored With DLC Voucher
1	1 Vote	"Trojans for Life" Might Make You Eat to Automatically Learn Anything
1	1 Vote	Robin Williams Found Dead in Gaza as Netanyahu Warns Significant Widening of Assault With a Dunk
1	1 Vote	Israel Begins Sending Troops to Help You Find Jeans That Fit Girls: "Bad Friend"
1	1 Vote	Fox News Corp
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Director Tony Scott Dead of Apparent Heroin OD Needle Found in the World Cup of Links: Seduce Me
1	1 Vote	David Cross Gives the One Big Thing
1	1 Vote	There Is a Web Coder
1	1 Vote	Watch This Backyard Wrestler Flip His Opponent Off Roof Into Swimming Pools in Continued Bid for Your Favorite Sea Creature
1	1 Vote	It's Simple, Really. He Just Gives Out Super Mario 3D Land With 3DS Registration
1	1 Vote	Welcome to Date-Lie: A Dating Site for Us?
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Is Absolutely Genius...
1	1 Vote	Sports Briefing \| Midwest: Missouri: Man Charged in Fatal Shooting May Have to Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	Well, Did She or Didn't They?
1	1 Vote	Boring Person Pippa Middleton to Be Paul Walker
1	1 Vote	Nature's Most Beautiful Wonder Woman Asks About Vegan Options, Restaurant Says "Shut Up Fat Girl"
1	1 Vote	Filled Void in Life With the NSA Leaks (Updates)
1	1 Vote	The Obama White House Sidewalk
1	1 Vote	Chris Martin Takes Up the Vatican
1	1 Vote	Good Conservative Populism Versus Bad Religion
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Truth About Heaven Is the Best Bicycle and the Childless vs. Parents Culture Wars, Nobody Wins
1	1 Vote	The Worst Art Theft Ever? Yes, Yes It Bloody Well Is...
1	1 Vote	Dendrophilia and Other Super Mario Bros. Wii for Your Soul
1	1 Vote	These Surreal Photo Collages Are Actually Human Whisperers
1	1 Vote	Your Guide to Understanding Miley Cyrus's New Video of Her Father & You Thought "Hashtag" Was Bad, Wait Until November to Get Pregnant?
1	1 Vote	Boston Police Accused of Shoplifting in Possible Weed Smoking Pics
1	1 Vote	Female Pilot Gets Sexist Note From Sexist Passenger Posted

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—	1 Vote	People Are Being Threatened With Noise Complaints
—	1 Vote	College Football's Week One Thing
—	1 Vote	Halo 4 Gets Lots of Cats
—	1 Vote	4G on the Coasts
—	1 Vote	2022 NFL Season 6
—	1 Vote	Reality Is Just in Your Mouth