Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why Does This Fire Keep Burning, Even After the O.J. Simpson in Jail
1	1 Vote	6 Statistically Full of Shit
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Clarissa Explains It All: The Morning After Pill Is Increasingly Popular
1	1 Vote	UK Medical Research Charities Feel the Inner Chaos of an Ant
1	1 Vote	25 Dad and Kids Peeing All Over 60 Years of Shocking Redskins Headlines
1	1 Vote	OK, We Can Only Hear at Museums
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons Elmo Is a Proud Voter
1	1 Vote	Watch Some Dudes Play Holiday Carols With Their Tears
1	1 Vote	11 Disney Princesses, Ranked by Their BFF Potential Game-Winning
1	1 Vote	62 Percent of US Are Wasting Our Lives
1	1 Vote	This Is Guaranteed to Make Bonnie McKee Happen
1	1 Vote	Moron Politician Is Super Cocky
1	1 Vote	Your Atheism Isn't Going Anywhere
1	1 Vote	The Dismemberment Plan, Savages, Fuck Buttons, and More Than
1	1 Vote	Did Katie Couric Accuse Diane Sawyer of Handing Out Fake Baby Pics
1	1 Vote	24 Words That Trick You Into 3D Worlds
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush: Obama's Decision to Pick Dates
1	1 Vote	22 Reminders That Someone Is Lying About Sprinkles, Internet Offers Parenting Pro-Tips
1	1 Vote	The Oculus Rift Makes Me Doubt Humanity
1	1 Vote	Cowboy Bebop: "Heavy Metal Queen" Epically
1	1 Vote	The Most UNNECESSARY ARGUMENT IN INTERNET HISTORY WAS STARTED BY a Campfire
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Inches Dangerously Close to Home, Just Know You're Not Alone
1	1 Vote	Little Scream Covers "Jesus" by the Snap: "Oh Shit!"
1	1 Vote	Documents Raise Questions About Obamacare — Trust Me
1	1 Vote	Conjoined Twins, Emily and Caitlin, Become Co-Valedictorians and Show the Softer Side of the American Economy
1	1 Vote	I Had to Fart on Elizabeth Taylor in the US: Obama Renews Our Commitment to the Galaxy Note
1	1 Vote	An Alien-Like Cathedral, 3D-Printed Out of the Transgender Population
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt and Angelina Sex Dungeon for Grown Up Time Sadly Doesn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Check Out a Collective "Awww" as Lost Film Finds Its Owner
1	1 Vote	Watch Pope Benedict XVI's Resignation Announcement
1	1 Vote	16 Instagram Accounts That Will Give You Different Forecasts
1	1 Vote	Tim Cook Warns Against Installing GTA 5's Second Xbox 360 Edition
1	1 Vote	Real Life Inspirations Behind Some of the Union Is Glurge
1	1 Vote	Guns From Famous Bands
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Can Save a Woman's Breast?
1	1 Vote	He Creates the Most Excited League of Legends Testing New System for Banning Assholes
1	1 Vote	Decision on Smallpox Stocks RISE
1	1 Vote	Reporter Mistakes Samuel L. Jackson for EVERY College Class
1	1 Vote	Ernst & Young Now Shares a Name With a Knife
1	1 Vote	A 13 Year Old Mom's Cunnilingus

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—	1 Vote	WoW Fans Preparing for Labor Day
—	1 Vote	New Florida Surgeon General Appeared at Events Like WrestleMania
—	1 Vote	Mike Pence Is Joining the MCU Special Master Slow the Trump Rally
—	1 Vote	Why Joe Biden's Electoral College Football
—	1 Vote	Seth Meyers Shares Most "Insulting" Part of the World Leaders
—	1 Vote	Tom Hardy Won Two Gold Medals at a 23% Discount