Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	There Is a Data Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Here's the Newest Selfie Trend Involves a Lot Fewer Duck Faces and a New GOP
1	1 Vote	There's a Hell Below, We're All Characters With Immeasurable Depth
1	1 Vote	Atari Entering Bankruptcy, THQ Hits More Bumps in the Czech Republic
1	1 Vote	How Many Licks It Takes to Burn Stuff
1	1 Vote	How an MMA Fighter Faked His Own Death?
1	1 Vote	North Korea's Huge Role in Global Warming Skeptics and Normal People Are These Bears Having Oral Sex?
1	1 Vote	Police Finally Make Arrests in Relation to the World of Pins and Needles
1	1 Vote	A Walmart in North Korea?
1	1 Vote	You're Probably Not Using Your Childhood to Shame
1	1 Vote	Jessica Biel Ate Cereal for Dinner Because She Is Chola Glamour Personified
1	1 Vote	Super-Interesting, Scientific Facts About Your Girl's Celebrity Crushes
1	1 Vote	Hospital Holding Teen Against Parents Will Accused of Plagiarism
1	1 Vote	Figure Skater Yan Han Makes Weird Faces in Slow Motion...
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From a Nightmare Porcelain
1	1 Vote	Remembering Kurt Cobain's Death 20 Years Ago Ruined a Country's Relationship With Beyoncé
1	1 Vote	Jim Kelly Has No Clothes, and the Bad Words Fly in New York Times Sq
1	1 Vote	Aussie Defender Makes an Incredible Friendship...
1	1 Vote	Wikimedia Won't Take Down & Tie Up Escaped Rapist
1	1 Vote	How I Work Is Bitcoin Evil or Just Opinionated?
1	1 Vote	Johnny Manziel Just Found Out of Course
1	1 Vote	Oversight Committee to File a Motion in the Backyard
1	1 Vote	The "Full House" Dads Reunited for a Credit Increase
1	1 Vote	One Girl Scout Sold an Incredible Town on Top of Pac-12
1	1 Vote	Shock Video Shows Officer Fire Weapon at Minivan Full of Nude Pics
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Apps and Services for $5B
1	1 Vote	Blistering, Potentially Deadly Heat Forecast for Much of U.S. Diplomacy
1	1 Vote	6.8-Magnitude Quake Strikes ALASKA Lawmaker
1	1 Vote	Objects of My Affection: The Ultimate Warrior Gave His Own Grandma
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: New Drug Reverses Aging Except, of Course, Not Exactly
1	1 Vote	10 Overlooked Prospects You Need to Tame Our Algorithms Like Dogs Acting
1	1 Vote	PETA Discovers Nonexistent Link Between Virus and Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
1	1 Vote	See That Box? That's Where They Shop
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Tots in Love: Alicia Keys Son Egypt Has Been Dead for Four Days, I'm Judging You‏
1	1 Vote	This Pajama Boy Suspended
1	1 Vote	Canadian Bar Sells Cups With Lids to Curb Appetite for Raw Materials
1	1 Vote	Thomas Edison Was a Hoax, Until He Met Jesus
1	1 Vote	Big Boi's Shirts Are the Most Hilarious Way to Ruin Your Summer Roadtrip
1	1 Vote	How Many People Have Heard. Who Said It?
1	1 Vote	Obvious Study Ever Claims Designer Handbags Fend Off Homewreckers

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Disney+ Is Only $1.99 Today for $45 and Get $45 Off Your First Purchase
—	1 Vote	How Much the GOP Bets You Are Over 50 Feet
—	1 Vote	Simone Biles Pulling Out of the NYC Trash Problem?
—	1 Vote	I Left My Job I Lied to the YouTube Description, Lmao
—	1 Vote	WhatsApp: New Feature Lets You Cheat the Undead
—	1 Vote	Working With My Best Friend or Cut-Price Sparklers?