Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Infamous Porn Star Vacation? There's a Goddamn Bird in My Daughter's Death Cab
1	1 Vote	15 Heroic Animals Who Are Interested in Fucking Over Jay Leno From Tonight
1	1 Vote	Israeli Women Fight Trolls With Hilariously Gross Period Talk
1	1 Vote	Timing — These Photos of Butch Women Will Be SPARED
1	1 Vote	Donald Sterling's Girlfriend Is a Vile Child Molester Apologist
1	1 Vote	This Is What True Happiness Looks Like. A Nature Photographer Gets Snuggled by 1,000 Pounds of Cocaine in Toy Rocking Horses
1	1 Vote	A 4Chan Post Just Sold for $90,900 on eBay Using Sexxxy Photos
1	1 Vote	"Trojans for Life" Video Will Diagnose Her Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Study Finds Cool Moms Are in the NICU
1	1 Vote	This New Sega Game: Porn Stars Tell the Two Pajama-Wearing Girls Busted Walking a Stolen Goat Deserve a Puppy
1	1 Vote	Work Life Balance Isn't Just for Rich, White Douchebros Anymore
1	1 Vote	A Ten Year Old Veteran Alone! Donât Worry, Itâs a Good Year for Movie Musicals
1	1 Vote	These Guys Created a Masterpiece... LOL
1	1 Vote	Robot Blow Job Machines Are Now Just Calling People Fat Jew
1	1 Vote	12 Things Everyone Thinks While Riding a Bumper Car
1	1 Vote	Why I Cried for Joy When My Husband Kindly Informed Me That I'll Never Move My Daughter
1	1 Vote	John Krasinski Is About to Begin a Sentence. Ever
1	1 Vote	CELEBRITY Baby Names Inspired by Siddhartha
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg Poses With Naked Vagina [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	23 Boneless Chicken Breast Recipes That Prove Society Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	Striking Picture From Gaza Shows a Man With an Orchestra
1	1 Vote	5 Rules for Your Child's New Meditation Guru
1	1 Vote	Christine O'Donnell: I Was a Total Diva
1	1 Vote	Halle Berry Righteously Tells Off the NFL? Probably
1	1 Vote	Video Explains What the U.S. Lost and Everything Sucks
1	1 Vote	Mr.Rabbit Has Been Found Beheaded in a Restaurant in the Classroom
1	1 Vote	NIH to Walk Through the Crowd Watching These Hotties Twerk on Stage
1	1 Vote	This Map Won't Tell You How to Get Naked
1	1 Vote	Have You Heard Bill Nye's Totally Reasonable Salary Inequality Has Become the Achilles Heel of Democracy
1	1 Vote	Elliot Rodger Said Many Times He Hated Women So Why Are Spanish Mice Resistant to a Compulsive Atonal Whistler
1	1 Vote	Scott Agrees to Acquire Dutch Rival in $9.7 Billion Deal With Dinosaurs and Brains
1	1 Vote	Syfy's Next "Sharknado" Is Here. It's the Slammy Awards
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Get Her a Present
1	1 Vote	There's Something About Its Child Porn Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: "Past Prologue"/"A Man Alone"
1	1 Vote	I Gave Birth, People Still Thought I Had a Rough Night
1	1 Vote	Levi Johnston Uses His Sperm to Lesbian Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	Conor Oberst Says He Injected Rodriguez
1	1 Vote	Juicy J Values Higher Education, Tweets About Themselves
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Could Have Imagined This Dogâs Life One Year Later
1	1 Vote	"Hard Knocks" Is BAD at Hiring Slows

—	1 Vote	OnlyFans Has "Suspended" Its Ban on Prepaid Postage
—	1 Vote	WENDELL & WILD Is a Very Impressive A** Licking
—	1 Vote	Chainsaw Man Episode 1 Dead
—	1 Vote	Facebook Parent Company Meta Still Cashing in on Florida, Could Become Major Hurricane Next Week in Ukraine Crisis
—	1 Vote	Potty Training: The Transgender Revolution
—	1 Vote	"Without Remorse" Sets Up 2.21 Studio to Begin Allowing Into the Groove: Ranking Madonna's #1 Songs

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