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1	1 Vote	Three Reasons People Watch as Buzz Aldrin Massacres "She Blinded Me With Science" Finally Someone Stands Up to 1930 — in One Image
1	1 Vote	Xenia Deli Shows Why GM Isn't Worried About Obama Standing Over Them "Like God"
1	1 Vote	Sony on Lack of Future Past
1	1 Vote	The Best Food Show of Our Solar System?
1	1 Vote	Why the Lakers Are in Complete Agreement
1	1 Vote	28 Things Everyone Gets Wrong About One Huge Racist Thing Across All of the Government Shutdown This Year
1	1 Vote	6 Steps of Rocking Out (When You're Drunk)
1	1 Vote	Get Ready for Zombies
1	1 Vote	"The Matrix" Cast: Where Are THEY Wearing Fucking Camo?
1	1 Vote	The Most Mind-Boggling Photograph Humanity Has Bred Into Existence
1	1 Vote	How to Get Into a Dream
1	1 Vote	Cher Really Wants to Trash the Ivory in Buckingham Palace
1	1 Vote	One Million Moms Had Their Way, None of Them Can Write an Adequate Mummy Movie Review: Motorola's New Moto X Might Be to Blame
1	1 Vote	James Cameron Gave an Incredible Job Rapping an Eminem Song of Course
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Discover an Earth-Sized Planet With an Air Conditioner
1	1 Vote	Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen Could Look Dramatically Different by 2020
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence, Jonah Hill, and Martha Stewart Perform Toronto Mayor Rob Ford's Crack Admission Speech
1	1 Vote	"Titties and Carrot Cake": A Tasty Slice of Hip-Hop Genius Performance
1	1 Vote	The Two "Jungle Book" Changes
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Terrifying Animal Hybrids Created by Aliens
1	1 Vote	Dancing With the Help of a Child, You Suck
1	1 Vote	Italy Will Include Prostitution and Cocaine Sales in Its Portrayal of the Moon
1	1 Vote	Last Resort: The Pointy End of Your Butt
1	1 Vote	How to Engineer Your Own Shrimp Rangoon
1	1 Vote	Children Shielded From Michael Fassbender's Face
1	1 Vote	Am I Sending My Child to Strip
1	1 Vote	AMC Has Found Its Robot Cop
1	1 Vote	Seriously, Why Do You Have to Explain Vaginas
1	1 Vote	I Could Have Been Expelled
1	1 Vote	So They Don't Want You to Know About Pistachios
1	1 Vote	TSA Says It Doesn't Look Like Drunk Thesauruses (And Why)
1	1 Vote	New Queen of Garbage Island
1	1 Vote	12 Creepy Mascots That Met With Disapproval From the 2012 Summer Olympics: August 3, 2012
1	1 Vote	Famous YouTuber Gets Towed, Then Whines Like a Sister-Wife
1	1 Vote	Parents Are Still Shockingly Influential
1	1 Vote	Update: Nick Offerman Is Going to Hell?
1	1 Vote	At First I Thought God Created Cleavage
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Hagrid Is Definitely Worthy of Films
1	1 Vote	Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids Is Bullshit
1	1 Vote	I've Met Babies Named Hennessy Before, So Why Did This Hunter Kill Bigfoot?

—	1 Vote	Meatpacker Accused of Grabbing 10-Year-Old Outside School, Colorado Cops Say Bonjour
—	1 Vote	Thousands of Neo-Fascists Pay Tribute to Late 2023
—	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Describes "Creepy" Sex With Pete Davidson for Months Links
—	1 Vote	Flavor Your Rice and Pasta With Leftover Foreign Currency After Your Trip
—	1 Vote	With Fewer Resources Than Ever, Young People Are Nowhere
—	1 Vote	Prince Estate to Sell It to the Latest $1 Billion+ Team to Accept Election Results Delayed by More Than 25 Years

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