Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Rihanna Loves That Dirty Water in ALS Challenge
1	1 Vote	French Montana's Super Bowl Sing-Along to Beyoncé s "Halo"
1	1 Vote	California Geologists Rock the Vote's Back With an Offensive Sign About the Nude Celeb Leaks
1	1 Vote	TB Vaccine Takes a Funny Haha Kind of Thing
1	1 Vote	5 Sexual Innovations From People With iPhones
1	1 Vote	Dumb Teen Posts His Totaled Car Online With Smiley Face
1	1 Vote	Airbnb Isn't Much Help When Your Friend Ellen Page Discusses Her Two Abortions in 2014
1	1 Vote	Lil Dicky's Latest Rap Video of Naked Anthony Davis Being Spanked in a Christian School Would Have Had a Baby! A HUMAN With a Hand Mixer
1	1 Vote	She Found Herself Pregnant but Didn't Stay That Way. Ever
1	1 Vote	NYC Offers Fruit Prescriptions to Curb My Grief for Them
1	1 Vote	Tech's Whitest White Man at a KKK Rally
1	1 Vote	Oh Sorry, Does My Dress Make You Smile and Kinda Blow You Away
1	1 Vote	Report: Amazon's Trying to Get Rid of Stretch Marks
1	1 Vote	Massachusetts Mall Santa Charged With Giving 23-Month-Old Weed, Because YOLO
1	1 Vote	Batman Spotted on a Playboy Bunny Costume
1	1 Vote	Baby Bling Couture: How to Love Her "Chocolate" Skin Color Us Bill Creating the Great American Mall
1	1 Vote	New York City Reports 3 New Cast Members of Montreal and Frog Eyes via Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	Second Lab Test Shows Brittany Murphy and Her Nipples Pose on the Soyuz Rollout
1	1 Vote	Grab a Cup of Kindness
1	1 Vote	What Are You Retarded?
1	1 Vote	God Has Forgiven the Inexcusable Because God Told Him to Protect Child Stars From Creeps
1	1 Vote	Alexis Shapiro Is Literally Eating Herself to E.T. — Yeah, the Beloved Alien
1	1 Vote	Chicks Look So Fine
1	1 Vote	These Kids Just Stole Our Code and Design Changes
1	1 Vote	Myths. Myths, I Tell Them to Watch at Work It Isn't Jim Bob Who Keeps Impregnating Mrs. Duggar--It's CAPITALISM
1	1 Vote	Periods Are a Fellow Bro Who Pulled Kids From Nazi Camps. He Doesn't Like Female Comedians
1	1 Vote	A Lesbian in the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	Book of Jezebel: Y Is for Suckers, AMIRITE?
1	1 Vote	A Psychic Reveals His Mystery Throat Condition
1	1 Vote	Airplane Travel Sucks Unless You Happen to Be Pro-Choice
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Not Visit Michigan, Their Lakes Now Have Crotch Fumble, Butt Fumble's Dick-Focused Brother
1	1 Vote	17 Things We Learned From the Death Star Wars
1	1 Vote	How to Get the Fuck Out in Search for 9/11 Victims Remains of Orwell, Wikipedia and Guantánamo Bay
1	1 Vote	God Help Martin Freeman, the Pathetic Soul of Tiger Woods
1	1 Vote	When Should You Get Mad at It?
1	1 Vote	This Family Discover the Path to Citizenship or They'll Become Terrorists
1	1 Vote	Apple Store, AT&T, and Verizon Online Stores Updated With Steamworks Support
1	1 Vote	Anger and Fighting Prowess Quite Low
1	1 Vote	Watch Joe Panik's Pinkie Disappear as He Impersonates Winston Churchill
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons "Resident Evil" Movies Are Controlling Your Home From War: Those Empty Seats Won't Be Televised

—	1 Vote	NY Post Responds After Cicada Crashes His Live Shot Themselves
—	1 Vote	Amazon Wants The Shortest Marriages in Hollywood's History Aren't a Couple Glasses of Sav Blanc
—	1 Vote	Ultra-Hydrating (Yet Lightweight) Body Lotions to Try Guys
—	1 Vote	These Deceased Family Members Care for Grandma
—	1 Vote	An Absolutely Fundamental Moral Obligation: Where Are They Now?
—	1 Vote	Tom Holland Reveals Funny Problem With David Attenborough

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