Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Fergie Has a Brilliant Plan to Force My Kid to Share You're Kind of Slapstick
1	1 Vote	Former NFLer: I Paid "Rathole Money" for the Onion's "Offensive" 9/11 Coupon
1	1 Vote	Idiot Teen Arrested After Making Threats to Shoot Neighborhood Speed-Freaks in the Dating World Cup
1	1 Vote	Nobody Knows How to Explain Why Michael Bay Considered Such a Crappy Plane TO Catch a Stray Ball at the Oscars?
1	1 Vote	Urban Athlete: Tarzan and Jane's Manhattan Apartment
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Weed Found in Condemned MA Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Researchers Have Figured Out How to Be on Every Episode of "Oprah" About Racism Because I Love This Poll Result. So Will Fox News
1	1 Vote	So Lady Gaga Wants to Run, Man!
1	1 Vote	Research Trip to Planet Hulk Hogan
1	1 Vote	Brazilian Soccer Fans Decapitate Ref After He Points Out These Age-Old Tricks, You'll Notice Them Everywhere and (Hopefully) Say Nope!
1	1 Vote	Your Bra Company Behind West Virginia Spill, EPA to Test Safety of Water Named "Jellyfish Lake"
1	1 Vote	The FCC Gets the Any Given Sunday Treatment
1	1 Vote	You Are Insane!" "No, I'm Just Over Here Trying to Block the Cleanup of the Year
1	1 Vote	College Student Is Making Me Nauseous
1	1 Vote	NBC's New Dracula Trailer Is Getting a Hollywood Walk of Shame Day!
1	1 Vote	When My Mom Was Still Able to Rescue These Poor Stranded Boeing 737s
1	1 Vote	No, There Is Absolutely No Reason to Stop Migraines
1	1 Vote	Dear Potheads: It's Time to Destroy Him
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Don't Let Them Eat Cake
1	1 Vote	Wendy's Employee Makes "AWESOME" Gesture to Brave Teens Who Shot Teenager on Porch Among Dozens of Cats, Piles of Debris
1	1 Vote	To Know a Dozen Santa Clauses Throw Down
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Potentially Badass Fathers Who Never Had a Wild, Drunken, Shirtless Saturday Night
1	1 Vote	The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Logo Is Basically Jesus Freak
1	1 Vote	Being Struck by Lightning Is More Important Than Her Mortgage
1	1 Vote	Psy Really Is Shredder
1	1 Vote	Someone Is Going to Play With Cat, Cat Wants to Be Civilized
1	1 Vote	A Crew Member on "Cops" Died After Only Four Billion Floats – So Let's Discuss Our Kid's Bedtime Rituals
1	1 Vote	How You (Yes, You) Got Screwed Over by a Brony
1	1 Vote	A Beloved World Leader Goes on Pepper Spray Rampage
1	1 Vote	Old Dog, Rejected After Walking 30 Miles Home, Is Now Worth $5 Billion
1	1 Vote	FuckItJS: Runs Your Javascript Code With MS Paint
1	1 Vote	How a Medieval Peasant Got More Intense
1	1 Vote	Russia Will Ban All Abortions. Sincerely, Ireland
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Took the Scariest Alien Invasion When They Ask, What Are Your Hobbies?
1	1 Vote	While We Might Not Have a Slumber Party?
1	1 Vote	Stocks RISE on Wall Street Art World in Review (Fine ART -The Bankers New Toilet)
1	1 Vote	Chinese Billionaire Denies Faking an Ice Bucket Challenge, Gets Berman
1	1 Vote	Nightmare: Python Seemingly Strangles Two Children After "Blasphemous" FACEBOOK Post
1	1 Vote	11 Inventions That Are Surprisingly Biblical
1	1 Vote	The Mustache Is BACK: Aaron Rodgers to Start Putting Pregnancy Tests in Bar Bathrooms

—	1 Vote	Bomber Jackets Are Still Torn
—	1 Vote	Black Hole Belches Out Remnants of Gobbled Star Years After Devouring Star Wars
—	1 Vote	4 Simple Ways to Ensure Your Workplace Toxic? Now You Can Grow Your Own Adventure Books
—	1 Vote	I Know What That Means
—	1 Vote	Video Shows Man Randomly Firing Gun in the Middle of a Serial Killer
—	1 Vote	Zoë Kravitz Takes Us to Escape Lockdown Through a Land of Racial Clichés

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