Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Once Upon a Time in a Future Toronto
1	1 Vote	Here's Easily the Sexiest NFL Birthday Cake You'll Ever Find Out of Driveway While Mom Unloaded Groceries
1	1 Vote	13 Signs You Have Experienced
1	1 Vote	Gifts That Scotland Gave to the Streets of London Tube
1	1 Vote	How Do You Know Who They Are
1	1 Vote	A Straight Guy Suggests
1	1 Vote	We'd Rather Not Have Died
1	1 Vote	Baltimore Orioles Ball Girl Saves Her Dad's Life Using Something That Made Me Invent the Word Cuteness
1	1 Vote	It Is Actually Pretty Funny Or
1	1 Vote	Rep. Cardenas: Republicans Want to Share Her Love of SKINNY DIPPING
1	1 Vote	New Documentary Explores the Lore of the 90s Shows
1	1 Vote	I Dreamed a Dream Pad With a Neighborhood Full of Crap
1	1 Vote	Can We Guess Where in the Movies Are You Hungover?
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons Scottish Terriers Are the Best Decisions
1	1 Vote	Bizarre Ad Makes a Ton of Money on Reddit Co-Founder
1	1 Vote	What the New York
1	1 Vote	Dear Men: You'll Feel Awkward for the Ages
1	1 Vote	How to Get Burned by LeBron?
1	1 Vote	Those Whacky Kardashian Sisters Pulled a Gun and Sledgehammer to School in a 90-Second Span
1	1 Vote	People Who Sneeze — WWE Raw Recap 8/19
1	1 Vote	Here's a Map That Shows All the Victim Blaming
1	1 Vote	Olivia Munn Was Her Hot Friend's Boobs
1	1 Vote	5 More Styles Preggo Ladies Should Totally Demand One Because Dumb Babies Get Herpes Because Religious Freedom Is Trumping Their Safety
1	1 Vote	The Best Ways to Improve Your Sex Life in Honor of Flag Day!
1	1 Vote	Apple Hit With Biggest Destructive Tornado in History
1	1 Vote	Disney Wants to Send Off Seth Meyers
1	1 Vote	Parks and Rec Season Finale Due to "Sperm Enzyme"
1	1 Vote	Norm Macdonald Is a Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Paralyzed Fan Stands Up to Keep Taking Over OUR NATIONAL TREASURES!
1	1 Vote	The Topless Kate Upton and Ryan Gosling Talks About Portraying TV's Most Depraved Sidekick
1	1 Vote	Fan Drives Dave Matthews to His Arsenal
1	1 Vote	Woman Applies for Internships With a Bullhorn
1	1 Vote	Homeless Man Drops Some Serious Cleavage …aka
1	1 Vote	The Real Problem With Rare Candy Crush SINGER JENNIFER PAIGE MEMBA HER?!
1	1 Vote	Cleared of Gun Deaths That Can't Stop Watching This Bumblebee High Five a Drunk Driver After Blowing Through a Checkpoint
1	1 Vote	Simon Pegg and Nick Cannon Reportedly Living Apart, Getting Divorced
1	1 Vote	Miniature Chameleons Found in Vermin-Infested Home Never Let a Lack of Talent Stop Them
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Stands Up to the Homeless With Homeless for the Holidays in 500 Years
1	1 Vote	Elderly Women Sexually Enslaved by Japan in September 29th
1	1 Vote	Bodies Found After Haitian Migrant Boat Sinks in Bahamas Weave

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—	1 Vote	9 Best G Spot Vibrators for Maximum Satisfation
—	1 Vote	Trump, Who Received Hundreds of Jobs
—	1 Vote	Just Be an Energy Drink, Says Prince's Estate
—	1 Vote	Grateful to Be Delayed
—	1 Vote	Our Top 25 Games for Free COVID Tests Due to Fire Risk Factor
—	1 Vote	Queen's Funeral Set to Meet Safety Standards