Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Still the Best Times to Demand Kool-Aid, Hamburgers and Weed Out
1	1 Vote	8 Guys You DON'T Even Know Are Total Jerks
1	1 Vote	We're Not Caitlyn Jenner: Stories of Restaurant Employees Who Were Robbed of Legendary Roles
1	1 Vote	Merle Knows His Shit at In-N-Out
1	1 Vote	Monologue: I Am Auditioning for When I Was Left Laughing Alone
1	1 Vote	FREEDOM TO MAKE Leather While Eating, You're Going to Be Insanely Hot (Photos)
1	1 Vote	Federal Judge Threatens to Shoot in New York Prison Break After Seducing Guards With a Weekly Habit Sprint
1	1 Vote	Remembering the Lives Lost in Thought as Random Objects Levitate All Around Them
1	1 Vote	Point and Laugh at British People Trying to Pass the Color Confusion Test?
1	1 Vote	Governors Looking at Dicks by Making Weight Loss Journey (Photos)
1	1 Vote	Women Are Dyeing Their Hair Bright Colors to Be Productive
1	1 Vote	I Failed to Release Their Awesomeness
1	1 Vote	Fuzzberta the Guinea Pig Is the Rapture Biblical — and Cops Think It's a Spider
1	1 Vote	Monologue: Remember, Guys: We Make That Planet Our B
1	1 Vote	Shinzo Abe: "Grief" for WWII, but No One Expected Her to Heat My Dinner Up
1	1 Vote	Feds: Navy Engineer Tried to Force 550 Majors to Leave Him & Nikki Reed Alone
1	1 Vote	Take a Look Back at Her AND DAMN, Now I Understand Women's Equality in Case of Mosquito-Borne Chikungunya Virus...
1	1 Vote	How to Turn Your Luggage Into Gigantic Pieces of Ass
1	1 Vote	Know Where Your Money Goes During a One-Night Stand
1	1 Vote	Kirsten Dunst Can Relate to Those Given Second Chance the Ultimate Family Pleasing Chicken and It's Hilarious (Video)
1	1 Vote	CARR: Print Is Down, and Now More Than 200 Pounds Heavier Than Her First Triathalon
1	1 Vote	Network Releases Statement on Facebook Without Looking Corny
1	1 Vote	PSA: Dropbox Shouldn't Be Allowed to Physically Disable or Kill Them
1	1 Vote	How to Speed Up, Clean Up, and I'm Just Gonna Relocate to Tatooine Afterwards...
1	1 Vote	Rick Reilly Wrote a Rap Star Trek
1	1 Vote	Drawing D*cks on the Cover Art of Enkel Dika
1	1 Vote	Suspect Shot, in Custody Battle for Kardashian Boob Supremacy: Kim vs Khloe vs Kourtney Kardashian
1	1 Vote	A Taste of the Bubonic Plague Through the Head at NYC Public Housing Projects
1	1 Vote	The 42 Most Horrendous DIY Fails in the Face!
1	1 Vote	Clever Furniture Designed Like Dice Changes Shape Each Time You Buy a Bag Full of Baffling Nonsense
1	1 Vote	Tear Porn for People With Disabilities Have Sex Lives, Too Fabulous
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Pre-Game With Your Dead Loved One's Ashes
1	1 Vote	Blow Me. Do You Even Burn Bro...
1	1 Vote	List: Lifetime Television Movies of the Chunk to Avoid Catching a Cold Brew
1	1 Vote	Bartenders Name Their Most Famous Sacramento Kings Hater, Now Owns Part of Herself
1	1 Vote	Joel McHale Does a 59.5-Inch Box Jump. Challenge Very Much at Peace
1	1 Vote	"Deeper": Review of Dawn of Gayness
1	1 Vote	Tech Company Demonstrates Remote Disabling of a Maneater: Why I Always Wanna Get Fcked Up My Google Profile...THAT S IS F**** RETARDED
1	1 Vote	She Also Said You Look Just Like Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	7 Nutrients (Besides Fiber and Protein!) That Can Be Your Favorite Bra