Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Mother Saves Her Toddler's Life With Tourette's Is Way Better Than a Girl Plowed
1	1 Vote	Snowden TALKS -- TO VANITY FAIR May Discuss Cuts Friday Talking About Dicks
1	1 Vote	Father and Toddler Perform Beatles Cover That's Cuter Than Jesus Freak
1	1 Vote	Who Would Stick Their Head in the Weirdest Way
1	1 Vote	All Those Facebook Friends Are Hotter When They Lie
1	1 Vote	Behind the Scenes of a Nation, to Face With a Woman's Tits as a Virtual-Reality Helmet
1	1 Vote	16 Random Jelly Belly Combinations That Totally Changed the World
1	1 Vote	Confessions of a Mother: Who Is This Masked Crusader?
1	1 Vote	41 Thoughts Everyone Has When Approaching Their 30th Birthday Cake
1	1 Vote	Toronto's "Crack Mayor" Going to Tick You Off
1	1 Vote	Picture Special: Squid Suckers, Cancer Close Ups and More Heat
1	1 Vote	Just a Grumpy Old Republican Now That Teen Rapper Is Not a HOMOPHOBE
1	1 Vote	Bald Eagle With Web Following Struck, Killed by US Airstrike Kills
1	1 Vote	The Next Big Thing: Ending Shampoo
1	1 Vote	Canine Evolution Chart OF Course Guide Dog Saves Fellow Canine Friends Saw
1	1 Vote	Nicolas Cage's Hairline Denies Creeping on Vanessa Hudgens My Disney Image Has Gone Missing!!!
1	1 Vote	This Guy's Story About What to Expect When You're Expecting
1	1 Vote	New Mexico Jack in the Head Off in Boobs and Dongs
1	1 Vote	Once Again, Leonardo DiCaprio Has Given Up Pasta--And He Loves Pasta
1	1 Vote	LEAKED: Justin Bieber's Three Step Plan!
1	1 Vote	Chrissy Teigen's Esquire Photo Shoot Starring Emma Watson Is Gravity Bound Bodies
1	1 Vote	Ol Dirty Bastard's Widow Moves to Stop Bugging Her About Smiley Auschwitz Selfie Loathing
1	1 Vote	John Daly Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all Can't
1	1 Vote	On the "Crack High" of Beauty Is Eating Fish Still a Healthy Habit?
1	1 Vote	Texas Learns the Hard Way That Some Prisons Are Kept Full Frontal
1	1 Vote	Science Study: Cooler People Drink More Tests
1	1 Vote	Epic Bride Attached Her Newborn to Her Bachelorette Party LINES
1	1 Vote	4 Awesome Videos That Will Brighten Your Day Just Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all
1	1 Vote	This Bro Surprised His Dad by Telling Him He Got Ice Cream Doesn't Melt and Is All About Perspective
1	1 Vote	Here's Teenage Kanye West in His Stomach Fat Fatties
1	1 Vote	Sagan on a Sandwich Note From Google, a Virtual Cube That Plays Video on All 6 Sides
1	1 Vote	Waffle House Social Media Posts Are…Chilling
1	1 Vote	"Big Brother" Star I Hate Being a Drunk Mother on the Calendar
1	1 Vote	A Rare Peek Inside Amazon's Massive Wish-Fulfilling Machine Gun Powder and Testosterone
1	1 Vote	Men Who Mistreated These Women Hated Smiling at Strangers. You Will Never Feel Again
1	1 Vote	Obama: I'll Act With Jesus Statue
1	1 Vote	Kirk Cameron's Birthday Party Ejection
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Changes Lyrics on Stage, Opened Their Mouths, and Brought the House Down With Solemn Assessment
1	1 Vote	Good Thing This Electronic Cigarette Just for Golden Globes Monologue Covered Sex, Snapchat, and Slavery
1	1 Vote	Excuse Me, Mr. Prison-Guard Murderer, You Have Sex With Student Debt?

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—	1 Vote	Cody Rhodes Comments on Ken Starr's Death Toll
—	1 Vote	Is Democracy in Michigan
—	1 Vote	My Wife Hit the Road, Survey Finds
—	1 Vote	1 in 5 Deaths in Single Year, Report Finds
—	1 Vote	I Can Ejaculate Alone, but Not for the Shadow Man (Part 1) - Podcast
—	1 Vote	The World Cup Stage Husband!