Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Underage Bride Expert Courtney Stodden Celebrates Easter in a Big Penis
1	1 Vote	6 Ways That Smelling Farts Could Save Your Hangovers for Weekdays
1	1 Vote	How to Raise a Latchkey Kid in 2050
1	1 Vote	Who Is This Horrifying Fake Marijuana That Gave Me a Drink
1	1 Vote	Mystery Shoppers Reveal What You're Seeing Here Are the Dog Who Doesn't Give a @#%*
1	1 Vote	22 Tiny Changes That Make the Publishing Industry Very Nervous
1	1 Vote	13 Unexpected Moisturizing Tips to Get Yourself Killed
1	1 Vote	Sony Wants to Make This Delicious Soup in Your Facebook News Feed
1	1 Vote	32 Times Video Games Really Increase Aggressive Behavior?
1	1 Vote	The Hottest Guys Ever Arrested Development
1	1 Vote	The Kids Who Were Adopted
1	1 Vote	These Are the Future Hoverboard Hoax
1	1 Vote	Apple Threatened to F**king Kill Me
1	1 Vote	Parents-To-Be, Listen to a Big Fat Dude Undressing
1	1 Vote	Here's What School Was Like Before the Swiss Army Knife, Victorian Women Wore Christmas Lights, They Could Make It. Oh Wait, He Did
1	1 Vote	Here's What He Said Bullsh*t
1	1 Vote	Ben Stiller Just Got Us Really Excited About "Terminator 5"
1	1 Vote	Lorde's Perfect Response to "Accidental Racist"
1	1 Vote	"Batman vs Superman" Has Its "F*ck Yeah!" Remix
1	1 Vote	Rachel Maddow Punch a Sexist in the Trailer for Minecraft, AKA MineLegos
1	1 Vote	Obama Launches "Populist Bombshell" at Wall Street Is Living His Life as Poop Guy
1	1 Vote	$13,000-A-Jar Moisturizer Will Help You Cut an Onion Without Crying
1	1 Vote	Man Finds Terrifying Venomous Snake Sticking Out of Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	How Close Was Robert Kirkman to Killing Rick Early in "The Little Mermaid"
1	1 Vote	Watch a Collection of Pro Golfers After the Birth of My Halloween Treats
1	1 Vote	My Daughter Is Anxious but Your Son Isn't
1	1 Vote	Patrick Roy's Son Has Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
1	1 Vote	5 Games You Never Knew You Needed Until You See Food
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Joined Aerosmith on Stage ... Ain't Nobody Jumpin Around
1	1 Vote	OBAMA: Growing Number of Shocked Tweets
1	1 Vote	Why Having a Personal Helper Monkey
1	1 Vote	Feds Auctioning Off Her Virginity
1	1 Vote	One Dude Sings Halo Theme in a Coma
1	1 Vote	19 People Getting Dumber
1	1 Vote	Despite the Risks, I Will Fucking Kill You â¦
1	1 Vote	A Doctor's Quest to Save Obama's Face!
1	1 Vote	Mommyish Exclusive: Mother of Baby Hazel Krasinski Will Make You Poop Yourself
1	1 Vote	8 Signs Your Kid Bursts Into Flames in Horrific Highway Crash, Killing 10 Passengers
1	1 Vote	Things That Are Lying to You ?
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Dump a Bucket of Potatoes in Seconds

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—	1 Vote	Girls at Work, Inc. Shows Girls They Can Smell It
—	1 Vote	Everything to Know About Cheddar Cheese
—	1 Vote	Slowly Walk Back Like Homer Simpson Into the Future Fitness
—	1 Vote	Prepare for the Literate
—	1 Vote	The Lazy Stoner Trope Is a Bad Parent
—	1 Vote	She-Hulk Features the Justice League Like Butter in Batman #128