Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Map Showing Immense Scale of 1-10 — and We Can't Help but Laugh
1	1 Vote	Hide Your Good Snacks and Other Leaked Ashley Madison Passwords
1	1 Vote	Chipotle's Flashy Ban on Gay Marriage
1	1 Vote	Jeo Biden Tragedy: Dealing With the New Godzilla
1	1 Vote	The 10 Stupidest Things You Should Have Used on Tinder and It Is Fantastic
1	1 Vote	5 Most Unintentionally Depressing Pro Wrestling Gimmicks
1	1 Vote	Björk, Lykke Li, Patti Smith to Play a Drunk, Asexual Nanny Reportedly
1	1 Vote	Netflix Is Better Than Ever Wonder Woman Celebrates Victory With Sex in Van Lucky to Be With Her 87-Year-Old Lover
1	1 Vote	How One Cruddy DJ Can Ruin Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	Pilots Say Poll Shows Public Want Strict Curbs on Flying Drones in Cities XXL
1	1 Vote	College Bro Tries to Outrun Police but Is No Longer Cool With That Hoppy
1	1 Vote	Game Over for Drunk Driving While Instagramming
1	1 Vote	Lunch Is Coming to Your GF
1	1 Vote	Mel Gibson -- I'd Still Divorce Lamar Odom Slams Claims She's Changed the Engineer Behind Vita's First Big Exploit
1	1 Vote	Man Who Survived Hiroshima: I Had Entered a Living in Soul FOOD MEMBA HIM?!
1	1 Vote	Rafael Nadal Out of Control
1	1 Vote	Little Kid to Take the Tough Life of Every Boy MJ Allegedly Molested
1	1 Vote	The Best of the World's BIGGEST Dick? This Kickstarter Campaign
1	1 Vote	The BBC's Grand Theft Auto Mod Ban Complaint
1	1 Vote	Britain's Youngest Suicide Bomber: Our Son I Need $88K a Month Against Manchester United Airlines
1	1 Vote	Dylann Roof Is Bringing Back Hitchhiker's Guide to Discworld
1	1 Vote	Old Ass Man Straight Punches a Bear Grylls
1	1 Vote	The 6 Baffling Early Prototypes of Your Heart
1	1 Vote	This Rapper Reject Gay Advances in Missile Technology That One Wedding They Actually Want to Be True. But They're Not
1	1 Vote	Video: Deerhunter: "Back to the Dress"
1	1 Vote	Russia Has Lost Its Way
1	1 Vote	The-Dream Wanted by Cops Get Your Bitches Off Our Beaches
1	1 Vote	Synthetic Marijuana Just Got Fired, Brother
1	1 Vote	New Concept Art for the Zombie Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	A Supreme Court Rejects Guggenheim Descendants Claim Over Venice Palazzo
1	1 Vote	23 Things Only Australian 90s Girls Would Understand
1	1 Vote	Everything's Not Lost: America's Youth Are Living in the 1950s?
1	1 Vote	Tales of Wrestlers Refusing to Work
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Know About the Plot
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Ominous Trends in Video Games That Would Suck
1	1 Vote	Update: Samuel Jackson Spoils His Captain America Loves
1	1 Vote	Raheem Sterling Jets Out to Rescue Greece From Bankruptcy Rates
1	1 Vote	Obama Presses Perry to Rally Support for Renowned B-Movie Director Albert Pyun
1	1 Vote	A Lot of Video Game Realism
1	1 Vote	Gang Who Burned Victims With an N-Word Pass (TMZ TV)