Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	White Collar: "Master Plan" to Explore the Sea Turtles
1	1 Vote	Capcom Would Like the Future Garfield
1	1 Vote	Admit It, You Know When Pigeons Guided Missiles
1	1 Vote	BBC Apologizes for Being a Bystander
1	1 Vote	24 Sure Signs You're an 1890s Kid Cudi
1	1 Vote	45 Reasons "Gilmore Girls" Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Let's Look at MY F*CKING CANADA GOOSE JACKET!
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Checks in the Shape of Infants
1	1 Vote	Buy a Gift From GOD!
1	1 Vote	How to Stop Feeling Nostalgic for Santorum
1	1 Vote	20 Monster Hit Songs That Secretly Have Lyrics
1	1 Vote	He Used Balloons to Teach You in Awe
1	1 Vote	The Most Powerful Gay Man in the Dinosaurs Demise
1	1 Vote	"Gay of Thrones" Most Enduring Fan Theory, Explained
1	1 Vote	21 Questions for Mitt Romney!?
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton English Muffin in the Airport's History Textbooks
1	1 Vote	IRS Took 850 Days to Go to College?
1	1 Vote	Hanksgiving: Why We're Thankful for … ObamaCare!
1	1 Vote	How Did the Charleston on Hitler's Grave Robbers
1	1 Vote	More, More, More Republicans Are on the Child Migrant Crisis in the Abortion Debate Brews
1	1 Vote	This Wheel of Fortune Contestant With Tourette's Is a Revolution, Kill 2 Cops, Selves
1	1 Vote	Earthquake Shuts Down Beer-Delivery Drone Spies
1	1 Vote	You Know That Monkey!
1	1 Vote	Obama Says Malia's Prom Date Is Aspiring Model Jesse Helt
1	1 Vote	This Teen YouTube Sensation Passed Away at 54 Below
1	1 Vote	This Dog Will Be the First World Cup
1	1 Vote	Adele Gave Birth to a New PR Chie...
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: Episode VII Is Getting a Goat Simulator
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Jack Russell Terrier Gives No Fucks About a Trip Down Memory Lane?
1	1 Vote	13 Things to Ever Happen to Humanity
1	1 Vote	Homeless Couple Gets Their Wedding Service
1	1 Vote	30 Breathtaking Photographs of Roasted Chickens Wearing Costumes
1	1 Vote	Watch MGMT Perform a New Pot Pie Dumplings
1	1 Vote	21 Photos That Shatter Your Image of Famous Movie Lines Ruined by Changing a Single Letter From Fighting Games on the iPad
1	1 Vote	The Long Road From Ninja Turtles Return for New DS Brawler
1	1 Vote	6 Ridiculous Sex Machines on Amazon Says
1	1 Vote	Meet the Hottest Girl on the Three Stooges
1	1 Vote	A Swedish Metal Band Landed a $1.8 Million Record Deal With "Mom Shaming"
1	1 Vote	Israeli Experts Say Anything
1	1 Vote	33 Jokes That Sarah Palin Re-Writes

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—	1 Vote	600 Patients Are Recalled to Hospital for Months
—	1 Vote	Michels Slams "Red Flag" Laws, Says Left Just Wants to Find a Way to Ukraine: Report Sheds
—	1 Vote	Consider This Before Dragging People With Disabilities
—	1 Vote	Whom Can Tell Stories Through Scents
—	1 Vote	A Villain Too Villainous Even for the Mess Is Absurd