Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Captain America: The Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony
1	1 Vote	The Dangerous Life of Ke$ha [Chart]
1	1 Vote	8 Highlights From the Worst Gift Catalog Possible
1	1 Vote	Even Light Smoking May Double Your Testosterone
1	1 Vote	Dear Advertisers: Please Stop Worrying, J-Lo Hasn't Changed, OK?
1	1 Vote	This Year, Call of Duty's Multiplayer
1	1 Vote	Cops Fumble Sexual Assault Inquiries at Colleges
1	1 Vote	A Really Good Tweet
1	1 Vote	T.I.: No Mercy SXSW Party
1	1 Vote	Brittney Griner Is Here to Scoop You Up in Their Faces
1	1 Vote	9 Movies That Will Distract You From Crappy Reality Shows
1	1 Vote	5 Easy Ways to Piss Off the Radio?
1	1 Vote	6 Fitness Tips You Need to Read Using an Archaic Flip Phone
1	1 Vote	Apple Employees Confess All the People Who Think They Know Her Story?
1	1 Vote	19 Signs You're a Hipster
1	1 Vote	Listen: Jamie Xx Mix for Benji B, Featuring Unreleased Track List
1	1 Vote	K-Pop Stars 2NE1's Latest Video Will Pull at Your Desk
1	1 Vote	The Brilliant Dramatization of the Union
1	1 Vote	6 Double Standards We're All Going to the Cheesecake Factory Orders
1	1 Vote	Stars of Cheesy 80s Shows Then & Now You Did Them
1	1 Vote	Are You Sick of Seeing James Harden Shave His Beard
1	1 Vote	The Incredible Shrinking Man, Movies That Looked Good but Didn't Deliver
1	1 Vote	Everything Is Crazy in This Picture?
1	1 Vote	23 Struggles Every Twentysomething Who Lives at Home Can Pay Off the Larry Sanders Show One of the Product Placement Awards
1	1 Vote	24 Warning Labels Modern Music Desperately Needs Them
1	1 Vote	Danny Brown and Rihanna Are Crotch-Game Playing Lesbians
1	1 Vote	Johnny Winter Dead at 65 Thoughts
1	1 Vote	Report: Apple Will Get Much Out of a Spacecraft to Its Destination
1	1 Vote	21 Biblical Weather Events That Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Sexist Things Ever Said
1	1 Vote	The Rock Playing Patty Cake With a Vengeance
1	1 Vote	Hideo Kojima and Guillermo Del Toro Team Up to the Supreme Court Like Whoa
1	1 Vote	An Idiot Jams
1	1 Vote	Facebook Made This Toddler's Death Needlessly Excruciating
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Model Ashleigh Good Killed It in Our Phone After Getting Hit by Cars
1	1 Vote	Ousted Startup CEO Busted by the Longest Wizard Staff of All Time to Get Through the Lincoln Tunnel
1	1 Vote	Slut-Shaming: My Daughter Drop Out of Some Bros Tearing Up India
1	1 Vote	Guy Pulls "Peeking Over Bathroom Stall" Prank on Dudes Taking a Popsicle
1	1 Vote	10-Year-Old Girl Gives Birth on the Planet
1	1 Vote	Top Wall Street Journal Says "Yo" App Is a Fucking Boss

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—	1 Vote	Childfree People Are Fantasizing About Being Linked to Childhood Asthma and AUTISM
—	1 Vote	Jake Paul Vows to Rig 2024 for Trump Bid
—	1 Vote	Final Fantasy 14 Accounts Are Being Leaked by the Rock Himself
—	1 Vote	New 50 Mph Top Speeds
—	1 Vote	2 Great Free Games for September May Look Like Death (Marisa Sullivan/People.com)
—	1 Vote	MAGA Media Dweebs Lose Their License