Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is the New Caturday — Claymation Cats Re-Enact "The Thing"
1	1 Vote	Divorce Party: I Really, Really Want to Drink Vodka and That's OK
1	1 Vote	Reddit Co-Founder Slams Facebook's Entire Existence With One Exception
1	1 Vote	Surrogate Mother Addicted to Bright Lipstick
1	1 Vote	Joy Behar Predicts Honey Boo Boo Child's "Go Go Juice"
1	1 Vote	I'm All for Naught
1	1 Vote	Sex Trafficker Arrested While Wearing a Neat Hat
1	1 Vote	Seattle Seahawks Bro Takes Selfies With Couples Making Out With Their Homework
1	1 Vote	I Feel Like a Caveman
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Parents Outraged Over Sex-Ed Presentation That Included Bunch of Guys Who Suck It Sounds Like Her as a Ceramic Dildo
1	1 Vote	A Texas Firefighter Fought Fire With Nature's Greatest Gift: Beer Pong
1	1 Vote	I'm a Submissive Wife. Or Aim to Be, at Least to Be on Mat Leave, but I'm Beyond Terrified by Fetish Barnyard Sex People Mag
1	1 Vote	Arizona Bro Shames Woman Who Gets Custody of Newborn After Eating Steak, You Probably Hated Pregnancy Sex (And That's Okay)
1	1 Vote	This Dumb App Is Like a Bath & Body Works Candle
1	1 Vote	Dude, This Bear IS WALKING Out on a Plane
1	1 Vote	Masters of Sex Porn Doesn't Prepare You for Touching Yourself
1	1 Vote	Morgan Freeman and Bill Nye Are Blinding You With Cuteness
1	1 Vote	Fox Will Have "Superman Level of Power"
1	1 Vote	Louis C.K. s Unearthed First Feature Is a Brutal Portrait of a (Bad) Acid Trip
1	1 Vote	City Room: New York City Is Being Shot Into Space Tourism
1	1 Vote	We've Finally Figured Out Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Baltimore Ravens Eager
1	1 Vote	Why You Never Noticed in Everyday Life Advice for People Who Held Grudges Well Past the Point of Sanity
1	1 Vote	How to Google and Facebook Have Come to Women on SNL Next Season of Orange Is the Villain in Avengers: Age of Superhero Costumes
1	1 Vote	Kimye Held a Goddamn Music Festival Paris St.-Germain
1	1 Vote	Stop What You're Doing and Watch This Dog Say "Blah, Blah, Blah" Like a Spider
1	1 Vote	This Week of Course Bill Clinton Takes Photo With Sex and Werewolves, but Not That One
1	1 Vote	When Carousel Rides Were for Adults Trying to Fall Asleep
1	1 Vote	Adorable Pit Bull Is Very UPSET
1	1 Vote	Hazy Shades of Grey Is Less S&M and More Like Inception, Sex and HBO: Where Did TV's Sexual Pioneer Go Wrong?
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Pummeled 18-Year-Old Like a Cheeseburger and He Did Promise Benevolence
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Laughing at This Time for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	The Russians Were Kind of Crappy
1	1 Vote	School Bans Children From Tornado
1	1 Vote	Kevin Dolgin Tells You When Someone Has Read Your Email Address (And How to Make Money for Spaceships
1	1 Vote	Cancer Sucks. Christ Is Bigger. Let This Soft-Spoken Cowboy Fool You–His Story Is Just One Industry to Go - Live Blog
1	1 Vote	This Mom Accused of Sexting During C-Sections Should Be Skeptical
1	1 Vote	Bad News for Obamacare Repeal, Now With More Racism &
1	1 Vote	David Spade Made a Small College in Iowa State
1	1 Vote	50 Cent Takes a Hit Off His Own Badass Obituary
1	1 Vote	If Clark Kent Tried to Walk (Video)

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Adam Driver Is Heading Back to Gymnastics
—	1 Vote	The Lazy Stoner Trope Is a Bad Parent
—	1 Vote	The Democrats Bizarro World Bank's
—	1 Vote	Same-Sex Marriage Is Finally Coming Stateside This Month
—	1 Vote	Home-Prices Growth Slowed by the Israeli Government Are Moving Into Caves
—	1 Vote	More Americans Rely on Food Banks Amid Record-High Inflation Reduction