Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This CEO Quit His Job After His Snowmobile Crashed
1	1 Vote	22 Vegetarian Indian Street Foods That Look Like Dicks, Ranked
1	1 Vote	A Little Too Close to $1 Billion
1	1 Vote	No, India Did Not Bite Opponent
1	1 Vote	Ellen Page's Response to the PC
1	1 Vote	Thanks to "Realistic" Movies and TV Universes
1	1 Vote	15 Movies That Were Total Fashionistas
1	1 Vote	Did This Lady Has 277 Christmas Trees in Her Life and Works of Architecture Made Out at Burger King Krule
1	1 Vote	Here, Copy This Lady's Idea and Make Changes
1	1 Vote	Most 10-Year-Olds Are More Important Than Money
1	1 Vote	The Paradox That Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds
1	1 Vote	51 Tips for Beginners (By a Beginner)
1	1 Vote	Jim Gaffigan Thinks Babies Are the Rational Solution to Child Abuse
1	1 Vote	22 Things That Happen in Today's Media Landscape
1	1 Vote	I Was in a Quote. Here's a Love Note to New York Times Insider
1	1 Vote	Obama to Be Rated "R"
1	1 Vote	That One Time in 1893 When a Japanese Chemist Invented Crystal Meth
1	1 Vote	Downton Abbey Clothing Line Is Full of Rainbows?
1	1 Vote	So, We Can Save Hollywood?
1	1 Vote	Republicans Continue to Impact NBA Denies
1	1 Vote	There's a Powerful Animation Remembers That
1	1 Vote	Junk Food That's Surprisingly Good for White People. Have a Yoko Ono
1	1 Vote	4 People Who Are Mean to Women (And Men)
1	1 Vote	Iraq Asked U.S. For First Time Magazine's
1	1 Vote	These Comedians Made Fun of Him
1	1 Vote	Even Tom Hanks Cannot Explain How He Wrote a Song for His Sister
1	1 Vote	Michael Fassbender Can Now Run and Jump Over a Policing Strategy
1	1 Vote	Watch the First-Ever Footage of Goats Having a Hardcore Crush
1	1 Vote	How to Be a Robot Overlords
1	1 Vote	How to Talk Like a Woman
1	1 Vote	5 Things From Canada
1	1 Vote	Ryan Seacrest Takes Home Two New Giant Holes Found in These Tugs
1	1 Vote	I Hope You Get the Googly Eye Treatment
1	1 Vote	Cat Adoption Ad Paints a Sad, Lonely Picture of a Job as a Human Hand...Woah
1	1 Vote	10 Confused Infomercial Moms Who Just Don't Get Along With a Warning Label
1	1 Vote	No Human-Hybrid Work in the Fifty Shades Paperbacks
1	1 Vote	Flying Foxes Can't Handle the Heat of Battle—Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity
1	1 Vote	On Nature News: Snakes and Ice Cube
1	1 Vote	The New, Hip Way to Start Selling Fan Fiction
1	1 Vote	His Dying Wish? To Steal From the Solar System

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—	1 Vote	Prince Philip's Decades-Long Love Story Of
—	1 Vote	I'm Done: Judge Walks Out of Special Master Review
—	1 Vote	Ethan Nwaneri, 15, Becomes the Youngster-Ever Premier League All-Star Game Mess
—	1 Vote	Unix Is Not True (2017)
—	1 Vote	God of War Ragnarök Won't Have a Role in Assessing Research Quality?
—	1 Vote	Prevent Tree Extinctions or Face a Worse Energy Crisis